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The gorgeousness of Slovenia was overwhelmed by the incessant whining of Anna Leigh and Steve. Rob and Corey's relationship is a thing of beauty.

Never try it!

The gulf between them was never greater than Morgan's "I went to the number one MBA school in the world: I know how to do math" and Lena's "I don't know my left from my right".

I'm not usually one for rooting for a guy/guy team but Greg & John, Rob & Corey and Joel & Garrett are my preferred final three. I loved Melania's "The party was here without us" upon entering the empty ballroom. Lovely exit, ladies.

That might be a teeny-tiny giveaway to where their vote is going. I loved how Emily got sent back to Lulu beach on a losing tribe and yet her name never came up as an option.

Greg [the one with the beard]. I laughed when Robbin and Chelsea couldn't bring themselves to U-Turn them because Greg and John are too likeable and they didn't want to disappoint their mother.

I'm beginning to think that Dee now fully believes that Jay did write Sifu's name down. 🤷‍♂️

Since he's clearly pining for that hot piece John Adams I'm pretty sure Oscar already knows what he'll be missing.

Men in the 1950s with bodies like Hawk and Eddie would be in the running for Mr Universe. Not that I'm complaining... [fun fact: that's Sean Connery in the middle]

It's unsettling but Kellie is a critical care nurse who witnessed both events and didn't seem fazed either time, so that makes me a little less tense. Unless she's not very good at her job.

I'm going to be optimistic and say sixth is mid pack. I really loved the teams telling the new arrivals where they placed.

Bruce's cornball Dad jokes are annoying enough in small doses on TV once a week; having to put up with them 24/7 while hungry and with sand in my crotch would do my head in. I'm Team Katurah.

I did not enjoy watching all those fish gasping for breath. I was judging the 'wish to win' teams so harshly.

I always assumed there was a producer off camera making the decision.

Probst's basketball tryout is the origin story for his ongoing hard on for alpha male contestants.

Baby sister should have eaten the spider first; that giant thing looked even more unappetising alone on the plate.

Can't wait to see what crackpot theory the Red team comes up with to match the Yellow team's alien battery proposition and the Blue's belief in Astrology.

"Are you are child of divorce?" catapulted Sam to the top of my list. The giant duck task really separated the crafty from the careless.

There's no time and place for grieving, especially after such a recent demise. He put the program there for inspiration [and it worked]. I expect he'll be grieving his sister for the rest of his life.

I was expecting another ten episode season so this finale took me by surprise. I hope there's a season three as it's set up that storyline so well, but if this is it it'll be a satisfying ending as everyone [except Doug] seemed to get their priorities right. Bambi thinking the People's Temple might be the family she's seeking is a terrifying thought. Hopefully Shelly and Lenny's kids will distract her.

There was a brilliant cut as Nina made the editing comment to Kara fidgeting with her rings, which outnumbered her fingers by a ratio of at least 2:1. Bravo editors.

I suspect it will be about the price of success. Already Bambi, Tina and Richie are less than impressed by their gopher roles, and Constance will probably cause a divide between Joyce and Doug sometime through the season. The highlight of this episode was the quick glimpse of the girls at the slumber party not watching 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks". Oh, and the projectionist's spirited defence of Angela Lansbury.

The Siriano Save would've been more of a surprise if we hadn't already seen Christian asking Rami if he really wants to be there on the "coming up" bits in at least two episodes already, which we haven't seen actually happen yet. Plus Christian kind of owed him, after telling Rami "you have to make this skirt" when Rami was wavering about it during the walk through.

I have to admit that Brandon made me laugh out loud with his "Me too" after discovering Bishme is gay. Plus his high school PTSD bubbling to the surface was kind of endearing.

I will miss laughing out loud now that we won't have the weekly reveal of Hester's latest talking head look.