Fake Jan Brady

But kudos to the casting department for finding the younger version of Daniel; he was a great match.

Poor handsome Commander Elijah Vance; never show a picture of your child before going on a dangerous mission. That's as sure of a way of dooming yourself as mentioning this is your last job before retirement from the police force. I realise the show seems to have forgotten about Janine and Esther but I haven't; hope they get a scene or two next week.

I only just realised in this episode that Mr Wheeler was Jimmy Chance in Raising Hope, and now is Raising Noah.

Unlikely that Mattie is Quinton's type. Sad for Abby and Will but that was a fairer result than in the latest TAR Australia where the covid positive teams were put into isolation for several legs and got to rejoin the race after several covid negative teams had been eliminated in the meantime.

She's exhausted from being kept awake by the protestors.

"Turns out, after all of this, I guess I'm a better Christian than you." BURN! I don't know who's teaching at Hannah's fancy school but they can't even design a proper swastika flower bed.

My favourite bit was seeing which teams were the most confused when Phil announced they were going to Jordan. At least I finally know who they are now [aka not the team that came second last].

Janine had her eye taken at the Red Centre, before they were assigned.

I love how No Man's Land is free of patrols or surveillance, much like how I imagine North and South Korea are completely relaxed about the DMZ. It's crazy that Yvonne Strahovski is one of the few actresses in the show not to have an Emmy; she's so good at straddling the line between despicable and...something less.

The show really needs to run its full opening credits at this early stage. There are four dating/married teams that are completely interchangeable to me.

Good grief, how many people couldn't drive stick?? It's season 34, people!

Jaden may as well have been wearing a red shirt.

"Also unanswered is whether other key “Community” cast members, including Yvette Nicole Brown and Donald Glover, might still make an appearance — or at least a cameo." No Troy, no deal!

Cutting around the simulated sex act was homophobic! Very pleased with the result.

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Wait....so the winner of the 5th-8th placed queens gets $50000 but 2nd-4th get...nothing?

Might have a different opinion if I was stuck with an entire season of "stars" like Serena ChaCha, India Ferrah or Derrick Barry.

In Ru's own words: "Jinkx and Raja, all of the other six queens are eligible to receive your Legendary Legend Star".

Pete Wentz would never.

Doesn't Ava have a house in LA?

The opening bars of 'The Bitch is Back' had me on edge and set up the tag to the episode brilliantly.

I wonder how much input the queens had into the songs that were foisted upon them for their solo spots? Some of those songs were way better than the others and pretty much helped decide the final two.

I'm thrilled to see Jinkx again and her entrance line made me laugh out loud. This seems like a likeable mix of queens; I just hope my faves stick around [always the risk in an All Stars season]. I probably would have bumped The Vivienne for Sasha Velour or Sharon Needles but I think this'll be a fun watch. Looking forward to it.

What limo driver?