Fake Jan Brady

Because Ru's not hosting it. Same with Drag Race Thailand. I'm 100% Team Jimbo already.

Untucked revealed she picked Mariah.

2020 Canadian Screen Award winners: Best Comedy Series Best Lead Actor, Comedy: Eugene Levy Best Lead Actress, Comedy: Catherine O'Hara* Best Supporting Actress, Comedy: Emily Hampshire* Best Achievement in Hair Best Achievement in Casting *5th consecutive win [these are for Season 5]

Man, that would have been awkward if Tony had lost with his kids right there on camera. Natalie almost messing up her huge advantage on the get back in challenge was the most compelling part of the entire episode. Oh, that and Probst owning up to 20 years of casual sexism. I think I would have voted for Michelle.

Looks like she's seen the tapes...

Jaida said it best at the beginning of the episode: "When you're seeing your friend off at the airport that doesn't mean you love them any less" Heidi will be missed but I suspect she'll become the biggest star from this season. I loved the reveal on Untucked that Gary from Fuck you Gary was part of Whoopi's family.

You can freeze frame the challenge menu to see what it is and what the advantages are; it's an understatement to say that Natalie's in a very good position.

She really went up in my estimation when she told Nick what an idiot he was after the Jeremy vote. I guess a flip is technically one side to the other so...yes?

Raises hand. She's my last hope.

Bob Harper is surely in the running for the worst guest of all time; he was a complete hindrance while directing the infomercials. Usually it makes sense for the director to give feedback on the judging panel, but his confusion/ignorance wouldn't have added much. . Widow's confidence slowly recharging while in the presence of Chaka Khan during Untucked was a thing of beauty. Jan's cartwheels of desperation during the lip-synch were a perfect summation of her run on the show.

But then we would have missed out on my favorite bit of the episode: Natalie shouldering her way past a worried Rob and Ethan and seeing the "IT'S OUR FAMILIES" realization dawn on her face.

Where oh where is the gif of Jan hearing she’s safe? I appreciated Gigi’s stealth attack on the challenge to Jan over praising herself before it had even started. Overconfidence is tricky, gurl, just look what happened to your good friend Brita. Looks like Widow is claiming the villain spot now. AOC in Untucked was heaven.

Awww, you’re making me tear up again. Like the moment at the end when Alexis reached out and brought Stevie into the Alexis/David/Patrick embrace.

It was "Can I buy a vow?"

"Our lives are like little BAY-BAY crows..." Catherine O'Hara, I'm engraving an Emmy for you right now. Good grief, what a sweet, wonderful episode.

Hoo boy, Damien and Aaron from Mean Girls went backstage during Untucked at the worst possible moment. Aaron trying to make light of it was more awkward than any performance on the Snatch Game. RuPaul seemed like an outer saboteur in the walk-thru; sowing doubt and suggesting characters the queens had no time to prepare [and, for freak's sake, Ru - Crystal doesn't know who El DeBarge is]. Damn your creepiness, Sherry Pie, 'cause I wanted to see more of Katharine Hepburn. That squiggly handwriting being the correct answer gag was genius [both times]. Let's hope Gigi doesn't have any skeletons in her closet, 'cause that's the only thing that'll stop her winning this whole thing.

And last week she had the shorts that kept appearing/disappearing during the challenge. There's only one reasonable explanation: Magic.

How Tyson wasn't discussed as a potential boot surprised me, remembering what happened the last time a player came back into the game after spending time with the jury on Edge of Extinction.

Nooo, we lose Nicky's je ne sais quoi and have to continue to put up with Bitter Brita? Untucked was unbearable. Aiden's not to blame, bitches, tell it to Ru who chooses the tops and bottoms. Now all I want is for Aiden to stay longer than Brita. Oh, and for Heidi to be showered in riches and prizes and love.

I kept waiting for Naomi Campbell to throw something at a model wearing something she didn't approve of. I laughed out loud when she declared Sander's accessible look as "too loud" while standing there wearing Twizzlers hanging from her Sydney Opera House inspired shoulder pads. The other comic highlight was Martha's "You would never know I just pinned these up and it all came together" immediately followed by Judge Joseph's "This looks like it was just wrapped around the body". The budget for Eurotrash extras at the fashion show must have been through the roof. We get it, Amazon, you're loaded. Heidi is trying way too hard to show PERSONALITY! Did she feel stymied at the other show?

How the hell does Heidi spend thirty years working as a model in fashion/show business and never hear the word titillating? Even as a smutty joke? We see your Hester and we raise you one Martha.

I feel like an idiot asking this so close to the end of the series, but the trip to the Big Red Delicious made me wonder: is Schitt's Creek [the town] in Canada or the US?

Yes, Probst says they can spread the wealth in this Dalton Ross interview [but I agree the wording on the sign is confusing].

A month into the pandemic and it seems Fire Tokens are the most valued currency in the world. I, for one, welcome our Survivor overlords. First time this season one of my faves [Sandra] gets taken out by another of my faves. It's an unsettling feeling. But thankfully my fave fave is still in the game. Long live Yul.

We only have three weeks to prepare ourselves. It's going to be a katzenjammer of a day!