Fake Jan Brady

I loved the tiny detail of social media novice Moira holding her phone the wrong way around during her live streaming [obviously CherryPuss from Singapore didn't advise her on how to use the front camera].

I thought that show did a great job of showing just how much bullshit makes up an artistic vision. Unborn fawns will haunt me forever.

This season is going to be a lot less fun without Alan's narration. I wonder if he kept those boots? That's the second time Victoria has guessed she's on top when I certainly wouldn't have [well, maybe this week when there were three unmitigated disasters up there as well]. I'm repeatedly surprised whenever I see little Sally Draper all grown up.

The most surprising thing in the episode was the designers not freaking the fuck out, like everyone else on the planet/internet, when seeing the 'Cats' trailer for the first time. Good lord, that thing is creepy. Other than bird coat in the top and diapers in the bottom, I couldn't even begin to predict who was going to land where after the runway; it was a pretty tacky collection.

I think it's Campy Nick Kroll. Surely "I really want to" is reason enough. Treat yo'self! Conspiracy theory: the Siriano Save combined with a group challenge first up suggests that no matter who the losing team was, they were both going home. Drama!

But watching straight white rich boys realise that not everything was going to go their way was sooooo satisfying; their privilege being denied by three minority teams was almost enough to make me take up smoking so i could light up while watching them sulk on the mat. The finale was also satisfying as it was one of the rare times when each team was at the front of the pack at some point in the leg, and I would have been happy with any of them winning [although my faves placing third was a *little* disappointing]. The low point of the entire season was the annoying host; Australian TV suffers from producers thinking ex-sportspeople are somehow entertaining off their respective fields. I will be forever haunted by the phrase 'bring it in".

Brittany really missed her calling as a Busy Phillips impersonator. Episode three ['The Sound of Music'] was a knockout; that entire cast had such a great attitude and their respect for their old school moved me. I love that no matter how many years have passed, everyone carries a bit of high school around with them.

Blerg.

There's a distinct lack of Ted in that teaser.

The Vivienne has powers of prescience, people! The bottom three queens this week were the last three in line after she ranked everyone Top to Bottom earlier in the episode.

"You don't know where you're from?"

I suspect maybe not to womankind...

He clearly didn't learn much from the experience; surprising Marie in an abandoned amusement park, AT NIGHT, was probably the worst approach possible.

The introduction of the robots at the end was totally Skynet.

Good grief, let's hope not... She also got herself out of bed and down the stairs at the house of the guy with the sex robot. I think in the future wheelchairs can fly [like daleks]. If it was only to familiarise me with the actor Dino Fetscher, I'm happy with that.

That was so odd; Phil shouted that Leo & Jamal were team number one, but "because we're in a very public place" whispered the placings to Kory & Tyler and Colin & Christie [but held up two fingers while doing so to K&T, which negated his discretion].

Plus the home town curse struck again. That took me right back to TAR5 when Colin came from waaaaay behind to overtake a Bowling Mom by powering up an ascender climb. It remains the most athletic feat I ever saw on the Race. I was as intensely for Team C&C this finale as I was against them last time around. Fifteen years... Crazy.

So is mouth wiring a regional thing? Big in DC, yet to catch on in Boston? Or possibly optional, since Serena said she should have put a ring in [June's] mouth the day they met...? I shoulda deleted my recording timer when I had the chance...

From the kid that was nearly beheaded in the boat Tyler and Korey rammed into to the guy on the motorbike that Team Fun cut off, I don't think I've ever seen an episode where so many locals were in danger! I'm adding Smit Giethoorn to my list of dream destinations but maybe on a less busy day.

I'm surprised Mimi wasn't cast in anyone's final runway. Hopefully she was too busy with other glamorous work. I loved everything about the finale, especially the win, although I was dismayed the editors had Bishme praise Hester's collection instead of his papito's! Apart from his collection being beautiful, Sebastian just seems like the sweetest man. Very satisfying win.

I was sure someone was going to be skewered by their gnome while bouncing around learning the poem.

My favourite part of the episode was hearing the groan that went around the world when Hester popped up in a talking head wearing that stupid Jughead crown thing. Anyhoo, back to my Bishme/Papito fan fiction...

It's the apple OF my eye, Korey. I wish the title of the episode had been something to do with how Brett was pronouncing funicular [but I guess they didn't know how to spell it]. LOL moment: Colin realising the RoadBlock was a shooting challenge - "Fuck yeah!"

I kid. I love Sebastian. As Charles Montgomery Burns once said when Homer Simpson commented on his vast fortune: "Ah yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more".

When the final five were sitting in the Designers Penthouse Sebastian and Bishme were sitting so close to each other I thought they were holding hands...and then my mind wandered into that storyline for a lot of the rest of the episode. What I'm saying is I hope one of them wins.