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Exactly, just like last season with LVP, Kyle has no compassion for what other woman are going through. When LVP talked about how her brother had just died, in tears, Kyle's response was "Well I've got shit going on too, Lisa!" And yet we always see poor Kyle crying over something.

But Kyle's got shit going on too, ShawnaLanne! (to LVP last season)

Oh Rinna! ETA: Sorry, should have posted in Rinna's thread. Don't know how to move it. Forgive me.

Question: Why is Dorinda freaking out about Tinsley leaving the show mid season, but perfectly fine with Bethenny quitting the night before filming started?

People can say all they want about Aaron however, currently, Mauricio looks NOT Ah-Mazing. No wonder that THE AGENCY wasn't featured at all this season. Well, except for that captivating scene with Alexia Umansky of THE AGENCY helping Amelia find her dream apartment that Rinna is paying for. Stoner Mauricio doesn't come off any better than Aaron.

Rinna: "No she eats pussy." Let's turn this around a bit and Rinna said about Andy: "No, he eats dick" If Andy lets this go, then he is a bigger motherfucker (TM Erika Jaynardi) than I think he is.

Not only can they all not read a room, they apparently are misreading twitter, instagram, facebook, and 99.9% of the rest of the Bravo audience. They must be wearing their masks over their eyes and ears, instead of their mouths.

Lisa is one to talk about anyone eating anything. The only thing I've ever seen her actually consume is one single olive from her martini.

If she used her 1:1 sit down with Andy to do just this it would be an interesting twist. Brandi who "is a liar, then "isn't a liar", turns back into a liar! TOO-WA-WIST!!! If Bravo is really so desperate to keep things hopping, this would surely be the way to grab those headlines again. I can hear the collective gasp now. What an opportunity.

Who the hell wants to hear Brandi's side? She's just so desperate, she'll say anything for attention. Why does a person, not even a "friend of'' who appeared on the show a handful of times get a reunion appearance, much less a 1:1? Talk about not getting to tell your side. Denise tried to tell her side from the get go and was shouted over. So why does Brandi get to speak with no one being able to interrupt and shout over her? Brandi was all so hurt and upset when she wasn't invited to Andy's baby shower. Why was nobody all bent out of shape that she was excluded from that? Now all of a sudden she needs to be seen and heard and become the centre of the Beverly Hills housewives? What a load of Bullshit.

Fair enough, if this rule applied to everyone on the show. Last year the whole Dorit/puppy situation was twisted around to focus on LVP allegedly dropping it to ROL, instead of where the focus should have been, on Dorit and the puppy. Brandi outed the rumours around Mauricio having affairs. Why was that not explored further. Why was Kyle given a pass? (Where there's smoke, there's fire) What about The Kelmsleys/The Girardi's/ Mauricio's sketchy financial dealings? As soon as we get a wee bit too close to these topics, off we go into deflection mode and they are never mentioned again. With the Mauricio rumours coming from Brandi, they were dismissed and swept away by Kyle because (gasp) "Brandi Lies!" End of discussion. Erika was not asked during the season about Tom's lawsuits at all, until it was too late to get into at the reunion and when she said "it's over they apologized" her response was taken at face value and not questioned. There was footage of Dorit being chased around a pool by a woman whose friend was owed money by her and Paul, during last season. Camille brought it up and was shot down by them all. We can't talk about that! NOT FAIR! Let's face it, it's NOT Reality TV when it's all very selective and some people are protected and get off scott free while others must sacrifice. Why does a producer step in to convince Denise to return to the dinner after she went after the other women. Why did no producer run after Kyle when she ran off from Denise's dinner? Or the other hundred times she ran away in tears? We can't even pretend that it's Reality TV anymore.

When Rinna acted out her "oooh, you're so angry" scene, I felt like she was speaking to all of us.

The anger around Brandi not being present at the reunion is over the top. I get that Brandi is being used as their weapon and they were stripped of their ammo. Too bad. What angered me most of all as a viewer is the absolute fakery around introducing the Brandi story. In my opinion the whole season was flopping (which had been predicted after LVP left) and this was a desparate Hail Mary pass to try and make something, ANYTHING happen. Teddi's pregnancy, Erika's Chicago, Kyle and Rinna's NOTHING AT ALL would not have sustained interest. We tried the mommy shaming story, but still that's just not enough. It's just silly and BORING. So in comes Brandi, in what was supposed to be a "oh just happened to drop by with Kim" to drop off a dress in the most ridiculously obvious faked scene. SHOCKER! Brandi's emotional confession about Denise. Then Brandi just happens to be in the neighbourhood during the baby shower. What???? Next Brandi arrives at Dorit's party as a surprise plus one with Kim. Not exactly gaslighting us but sure as hell close to it. Are we really supposed to believe this bullshit? Are we not to question what's real and what's all production staging? So now I'm unhappy with producers trying to trick me. But then Kyle buys into it and instigates it using Kim. Teddi just happens to be there as a witness. Then we move it along by bringing Rinna on board who is shocked at this reveal about her "friend". Now they all want THE TRUTH. That's all. Is that too much to ask? Why did they not pursue THE TRUTH around the bankrupcy situations? Why did not a single one of them insist on pursuing THE TRUTH when Mauricio's business was in legal trouble? What about Tom's legal situation? You can bet your sweet ass that there would have been a shitload of C & D's if that had been the case. They were all just given light mention by Camille and at the reunion and moved on from in seconds. Actually, Mauricio's Agency thing wasn't mentioned at all last season . The Agency wasn't even part of this season for the first time that I can remember when usually there is some sort of event promoting it. Denise did not handle it well, but who would have? She was used as a scapegoat to save the season from a whole bowl of nuthin'. I don't think she saw this coming and she went into defense mode. Well guess what, so would Dorit or Erika or Kyle or Rinna if it happened to them. Instead, they somehow managed to keep their bullshit problems out of it. It's just the hippocracy and phoniness of it all that makes me angry. Rinna can just fuck right off with her "GASLIGHTING GASLIGHTING GASLIIGHTING!" This part of the reunion just makes them look like bigger assholes and it's no one's fault but their own.

I can only speak for myself. I have a strong feeling that 5 minutes into this my husband will look at me and say "OOOO, You're so angry".

Well someone needs to step up and dish out justice "in any food fight." (Who came up with that tagline?) During these challenging times this is the quality TV that the world needs right now. Addressing smelly food issues. I'm sure her fish allergy won't be mentioned at all./s because it would behoove her to make any of this about herself. Bust out the SkinnyGirl popcorn. I can't wait. ETA: It's been removed from her twitter page now. Hmmm.

I really don't even know what to say about this ridiculousness.

Lots of contraversy about this over on the Reddit Bravo boards right now.

Absolutely. We all saw how the mother/daughter scene between Rinna and Amelia was edited. Shot with Amelia wearing two different hats. It's all slapped together piecemeal and edited by production to create what they want to create. It's art, doncha know.

"Say it forget it, write it regret it" (TM Dorinda)

Was Rinna doing Coke in her bathroom? Seriously.

FINALLY! Someone listened to all of us who were shouting "WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE WITH DORINDA!"

I saw a blind that says a second long time NY housewife is also gone, and going to be announced within the next few days. Lu, Sonja or Ramona? If Ramona or Lu, they will move on as they just seem to bounce right back after shit happens. Poor Sonja would starve to death. Too bad they couldn't have sent Dorinda to Beverly Hills. Watching Kyle and Rinna's wide eyed/mouths agape reactions to her would be worth the price of admission, not to mention Teddi trying to force her to be accountable.

I have to wonder whas that before or after she stopped filming and changed hats so that her mother could coach her.

That heart to heart talk between Rinna and Amelia. So natural. So unrehearsed. So real and unscripted. Well, until someone on Reddit pointed out that during that conversation, Amelia wore two different hats.

This is quite telling. She now feels part of "the group". She was desperate to be allowed back in and this entire shitshow is her paying the price of admission. Does she really believe that once she has served her purpose they will continue to welcome her into their events? She'll be dropped like a hot potato by anyone not named Kim.