Happy Camper

This show has really jumped the shark in the worst way. It just seems like somebody put a project together all wrong and then tried to fix the wonkiness with chewing gum and duct tape. So amusing to see Teddi on twitter patting herself on the back for getting dragged all over. She seems to think it's a good thing. Someone insults her and she has these stupid comebacks and then she gets attacked all over again. She just doesn't get it.

A condo that is nicely subsidized by her parents. Of course she's going to say whatever makes Mama happy.

I don't believe that it's a surprise baby shower. Didn't we see a scene where Kyle and Teddi were planning the shower? When Brandi suddenly showed up because she happened to be waiting in the car for Kim? Do the producers think that we viewers are stupid? What a coincidence. Hey Producers! We are not as stupid (like Teddi) as you think. Time to go back to the drawing boards.

I want to connect with Denise.

Hopefully the fire that will burn them next season.

The only thing missing during these dinners is replacing the chandeliers with a 1000 watt lightbulb hanging over Denise. They could also have replaced Erika with a propped up life sized cardboard cutout.

If Ramona was one of the BH housewives she would surely mispronounce it with a hard "O". Like instead of Teddi going ALLIN, she just DOVE IN.

OF COURSE Brandi is invited to Teddi's baby shower. Not to celebrate Teddi or her baby. Just to stir up shit about Denise. How sickening to use a baby shower to bring up this bad shit. I hope that Teddi forever regrets using what should have been a celebration of her new baby for such a horrible storyline. She just tainted Dove's beginnings with Brandi's shitstorm. Bravo Teddi.

Also not a fan of Erika, but the pumpkin pie for breakfast was one moment of "Oh Ya" for me.

This sums up this entire season.

Fixed.

Oh they absolutely would have brought it up. What else, besides "where was the craziest place they had sex" could they have possibly talked about? I mean what else would there have possibly been to keep us all interested, (besides the BS with Denise) for them to provide this season with a story? Teddi's baby shower? How fabulous and scintillating that would have been! A baby shower would surely have carried the drama this season without Brandi/Teddi/Kyle/Rinna bringing the contrived Denise story. How we could have gone on and on about the gender reveal! Pink or Blue!? Who brought the cheapest, most cringe worthy gift? How much weight did Teddi gain during her pregnancy? How did she stay so fit? She must have been All IN! How dare Denise steal the spotlight from the Teddi/Baby story!!! What a letdown.🙄

Yes and Yes. Really. Also Rinna.

It still baffles me that they are taking Brandi's story at face value. It's not as if she would never go that low to stir shit up. They don't know what kind of monster they are helping to create by setting this all up. Kyle just wants Denise to tell the truth, just like she wanted LVP to tell the truth, but when it comes to rumours about Mauricio, Brandi and the rest of the world just need to shut up! From 2013: Brandi Glanville caused a firestorm on Monday night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when she bluntly bought up Mauricio Umansky‘s alleged cheating to Kyle Richards. “Kyle, there was that story about Mauricio cheating,” Brandi stated over drinks with all the housewives. “What’s up with that?” Kyle and her sister Kim Richards shot glares at Brandi for bringing up the rumors. “Why would you bring that up? You know that it’s hurtful. You know how hurtful and painful it has been for my family. Why would you do that at a table like this in front of everybody? F*** you,” Kyle vented during her confessional. “It still sucks to have it out there,” Brandi said about the infidelity rumors. “You just have to ignore it,” Lisa Vanderpump stated. “Let it go.” “Being in that position is terrible, but it comes with the territory,“ Kyle said, before being cut off. “On the other hand though, a lot of stories come out,” Yolanda Foster said with Lisa adding her two cents, “There is no smoke without fire.” Kyle fought off the rumors: “My husband and I are in love with each other. No tabloid or any group of mean girls can take that away from us.” Later in her confessional, a teary eyed Kyle revealed, “I’ve never brought up lies and tabloids about them.” Brandi tried to explain she only brought up the rumors because she didn’t believe the tabloid reports about Eddie Cibrian before ultimately finding out he had cheated. Kyle shot back, standing by her husband: “You wish it were true even though it isn’t true. F** all of you!” https://radaronline.com/videos/kyle-richards-brandi-glanville-mauricio-umansky-cheating-rumors/#:~:text=Brandi Glanville caused a firestorm,drinks with all the housewives. But Kyle just wants to keep digging at Denise and LVP until they get to the TRUTH. Just like water torture, keep going until the person will say what you want them to say. Please, Bravo Goddesses, please! This has got to come back to bite Kyle in the ass, like this: A Scorpion, being a very poor swimmer, asked a Turtle to carry Him on his back across a river. “Are you crazy?” exclaimed the Turtle. “You’ll sting me while I’m swimming and I’ll drown.” “My dear Turtle,” laughed the Scorpion, “if I were to sting you, you would drown and I would go down with you. Now where is the logic in that?” “You’re right!” cried the Turtle. “Hop on!” The Scorpion climbed aboard and halfway across the river gave the Turtle a mighty sting. As they both sank to the bottom, the Turtle resignedly said: “Do you mind if I ask you something? You said there’d be no logic in your stinging me. Then why did you do it?” “It has nothing to do with logic,” the drowning Scorpion sadly replied. “It’s just my character.” Moral of the Story: Be careful of whom you associate with.

Brandi's face looks like it's already been punched multiple times.

Funny how a mask is meant to disguise a person, but in this case it actually reveals the person behind it.

So she was comparing herself to a woman who was gang raped in a bar? She's a psycho. Imagine how Jason's hometown people felt like after hearing that? His family? I realize that some fans think she's funny, but this type of joke is not funny and actually quite sickening.

Tinsley looks amazing. Luann second!

Rinna has a lot of nerve with her "Don't put that out there Denise." Does she forget the whole Munchausen thing? Googling it for the cameras? How about Kim Richards being "close to death" and Kyle being her enabler? "Were people doing Coke in your bathroom?"

Finally! Someone has found the perfect word to describe Teddi! I was thinking 😣😫🥱😴😩🤕 but this word is so much better.

Kyle the truth teller about Brandi. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BkJ3oGP1E0&feature=share

The Lessa. We need to call pest control for a good dose of Ridda-Rinna.

She probably uses the same translation app as the people do on 90 Day Fiance. Her housekeeper was probably confused when Kyle asked her to bring the ocean and raisins.

More likely she had Teddi do it for her.

Or could it be that they do have something going on in their lives that they want deflected from? I gotta wonder.