Maya

“Something borrowed” makes literally no sense as a gift. Is it borrowed, or is it a gift? But what a great way to get rid of your own crappy wedding gifts that you stuffed in the back of a cabinet! Never mind that the people who gave you the gifts might be watching this on TV.

I agree he seems nervous. We’ll know he’s feeling a bit more comfortable when he busts out his first “Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit!!”

I thought people stopped saying “MILF” about two years ago. Guess not.

I hope she grabs Katie on her way out the door.

I have a feeling they are told to “banter” with and “trash talk” each other too. So forced and awkward.

These comments are funny because I always feel like everyone (except maybe Sunny) hates Katie.

Kenya seems like a lovely person, but I question her taste at this point. The last three weeks she has sent some vile things down the runway IMO. I think the twins won't even finish the challenge. I think they'll leave together voluntarily.

Whoever is in charge of "marketing" Kim's impending baby is failing miserably. I'm not sure I would even know about it if I hadn't read it here. Very little press.

I think you might be on to something. This whole thing just reeks of a publicity stunt.

All of the female contestants looked too similar and I couldn't tell anyone apart. One of them was from Brooklyn, and that's all I've got.

I don't know if sloppy joes made with 7,000 ingredients qualifies as "simple" but OK. They did look tasty.

That was one of the worst things I've seen on this show. They didn't even mention the ridiculous hair and makeup. Brandon's was bad too, I'm over the dangling strips of whatever hanging down. Kentaro's model stole the show! So cute.

Sadly, no. They said she was on tour.

I actually felt a little sorry for Jessa when they were reminiscing about the dresses and they cut to her hideous pink things. And then they asked about her cake, and she said they didn't have one because they "wanted" ice cream instead. Cut to her melting, drippy ice cream mess. She really got the shaft.

That cake tasting was painful. Just make a decision, ANY decision.

Close your legs. Boring.

Unpopular opinion I guess - I did not like Kenya's and thought it was in the bottom. I have seen that look a million times before. Someone upthread said Austin Powers - yes!! Those guest judges were ridiculous. Some of the things the blond one said were just bizarre.

Joe seems a little dim to me, or maybe it's just immature. But I agree, he does seem nice.

I wish she would tone down her delivery just a bit. Otherwise I really like this show. I think her mom is hilarious.

This episode was boring. The best part - Michelle asking someone (Cindy? Joy? the church lady?) if Joy was going to be wearing flip flops or going barefoot at the wedding. I don't think she was kidding. Was Dereck ridiculing his wife on national television when he mentioned being afraid of loud noises? What an ass.

Carson was over the top but at least he was interesting. Now we are left with half-comatose Nora. Hope they bring Carson back in some "surprise" twist. I can't remember what they do when one team heavily outnumbers the other.

I died when Mimi said the waiter looked like Hazel! Too funny. I can get through this show is about 20 minutes when I fast-forward through the commercials and Adam.

I kept hoping the shorts guy would return her key that he found on the driveway, making her feel like even more of an ass :) I loved the "Nextdoor" thing. I think there's a dog serial killer in my neighborhood too!

Why does it look like her left hand was in motion when they took the photo? Why does Kim have an odd, dead expression on her face? Was this the only photo they took, so they had to use it? So strange!

Can I just say I love Danielle's earrings? I'm kind of obsessed lol.