Maya

This didn’t occur to her before she came to play a social game like Survivor? I’m with Jeremy - she has zero self awareness, she’s not changing and she has possibly never seen the show.

Can you imagine being an employee of Natalie’s? [shudders] [kills self]

Especially since the story was that he came over to borrow a “suitcase.” From a family of eight who are getting ready to go on a trip to Hawaii. I wonder if child labor laws dictate how much the quints can be filmed. The minute I suspect Adam is about to have a long drawn out whiny conversation with someone, I fast forward.

I kind of wish they had let him go on and on about fondant for as long as possible, and when he was done they could just coolly reply, “That’s not fondant.” Jackass. Loved last night’s jack o lantern pie top. Also loved how the one guy picked gravedigger even though he didn’t know what it was. He’s my favorite!

The green hair guy had also never eaten a bundt cake before, even though he’s a professional baker. Are bundt cakes that strange and exotic???

This can’t be said enough, but the “bantering” is painful.

OMG they actually had a segment asking random Duggars how long it would take Joe and Kendra to get to the hospital... Every time I ask myself if this show could get any more boring, it does. And Jeremy’s poor dad, stumbling and almost crashing into the ice cream table - just reveal the gender!!

I don’t know if she’s a future psychopath, but I do agree that she seems unhappy. I don’t think this famewhore lifestyle agrees with her.

I decided I couldn’t stand either Olivia or Devon and quit watching.

I fast-forward through Adam, Mimi and occasionally Danielle when she’s bugging me.

What is Cameo?

They would actually make a really good couple. They’re both pretentious, rude and arrogant, with a mean streak.

Well they repeatedly show that clip of Timmy trying to cut meat with the wrong side of the knife, but we have seen since that he has pretty good knife skills...

They’re lucky no one cracked their head open, jumping in a bouncy house right underneath that beam in the living room. I don’t think Lauren likes Josiah very much.

Once again, the “worst cooks in America” were able to come up with a tasty and complex dish featuring a difficult ingredient, this time chayote (what?). I know they didn’t win that challenge, but the judges still liked it. Hmmm...

I see Adam is back to irritating the shit out of me.

Yes. Jinger’s headship loves the camera - Gotta have a storyline!

Josiah acts like a brainwashed robot to me and Lauren’s not much better. I see no real love there. Lauren’s family is as crazy as the Duggers.

I was confused too. Their truck had a mouth eating a noodle on it, but I don’t think they ever made pasta. They just kept making loaded fries and tacos. I felt so dumb I even googled “what is moo shu”.

So we are supposed to believe that three guys who were recently the “worst cooks in America” can now whip up a delicious date sauce for chicken wings on the fly?

I think this show is completely scripted at this point, but I enjoy just watching the quints interact with each other. I will say I find Adam much less annoying this season, so there’s that.

Why do you say that, because Josiah and the dad shook hands when the deal was done? Ugh. Sorry if this has been discussed, but I suspect the whole Lauren transaction was signed, sealed and delievered before her family even moved to Arkansas. Her dad was even at Joe and Kendra’s “gender reveal” - wtf? He loves the camera!

That Chop Shop guy had a great voice lol. He should be a narrator for something.

That is literally her job though. She was hired to do that very thing and signed a contract agreeing to do it. I have plenty of fake conversations all day at work lol. She needs to do the job she was hired to do, or quit. Since she doesn’t need the money, she should quit. Of course that would mean being out of the public eye, and I’m pretty sure she likes that particular part of her job...

The third person was the wife’s mom, not her friend. Wouldn’t all three have to sign a contract before filming starts? You know, to prevent something like this from happening...