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Can you repossess boobies?

Oohing and ahhing over the “Cute little shoes?” I think they’d fit ME, not a newborn

Actually I do recognize Ashley’s cousin Brandi who was supposed to be in the wedding party.

I guess Scooter Natalie wasn’t invited to Ashley’s Girls Weekend in NYC

After reading through a few pages on the Live Chat, I was anxious to catch Supersized Angie with comments last night. I was amazed to learn she hates guacamole...

I saw it, too and wondered if that's what Annie REALLY wanted to say when she was telling the class "the first thing I do in the morning is..."

There was speculation last season that this was the money Nicole earned for filming the show.

I hope Liz and Andrrrrrreiiii choose a baby's name with lots of rrrrrrrs Wasn't there some concern about Andrei getting his K1 Visa approved because he had something about fighting on his record in Ireland? Could that issue have followed him to the US? I'll bet the cartoon that Debbie watches is something like "King of the Hill."

Her sister said, "How's the shop going?" and Nicole's response was, "Oh, it's going..." Apparently she hasn't admitted to her family yet that there's no shop or what happened to her $ 6K. I can't wait for that bombshell.

Wow, Annie can make dinner and Boom Boom without moving from that spot!

I agree and it worries me that she's 4 and still learning the alphabet. I don't think anyone has done anything to get her ready for school beyond what she could learn on a tablet. (actually I think she's already kindergarten age IRL.)

Molly had “always dreamed of being a bride” and we were subjected to the obligatory “Say Yes to the Dress” shopping scene. She still intended to have a big wedding and reception even though she and Luis were secretly married at the courthouse early in the 90 days process.

I noticed Chantel and Pedro only spoke English to each other.

Chantal’s and Ashley’s boobs look bigger this season and SO DO COLT’S!

“Larissa, your charming handsome amazing husband is here...” edited to add: The sad thing is that Colt believes this about himself

I SWORE I wouldn’t watch this season but I was flipping through the channels and came upon this scene where Nicole is telling her sister Rachael why she and Azan didn’t get married. Direct quote from my closed captioning: “We decided to just like start a shop or something to get, like, an income and then kind of get married.” Oh wait, there’s NO SHOP? Anyone see that coming?

I laugh at his little Pebbles Flintstone man bun

Whoa, nice house Cousin Gary!

That kid’s going to get beat up on the playground if his friends see his Pediasure

Wait! Now the Johnston’s may be having marital problems like the Roloffs? Who’s next, the Klein/Arnold’s?

Mr. Magemaud might have missed his calling. I said “How much do you think this chick weighs?” He said “725” just before Kelly stepped on the scale which read 725.5. Maybe there’s a future for him with a carnival sideshow?

I admit I haven't been watching a lot this season, but the few episodes I've caught seem to be Rousing Success Stories or Dismal Failures. One episode I caught was with a guy who was very pleasant and committed, did everything Dr. Now told him and lost a great deal of weight. Actually, his story was almost boring, it was so drama free. Recently I've watched drama filled segments of Jeanne and Maya, and both of them dropped out of the program and never qualified for WLS. Another thing, does anyone else think many of these Supersized comments are stupid like "Maya's favorite color is blue..."? It's like they can't think of anything interesting to say about them.

How About “90 Day Fiancé: More Bullshit”

That's why the title ends with a question mark. They're toying with us!

For the recent Birmingham episode, my TV guide said something about a couple searching for “a tiny house on wheels.” Um, isn’t that a trailer?