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No hot water for hair washing!

Would somebody get Andreeeei a pair of long pants?

She did that thing where she took off her rings getting ready for the throwdown😄 Yes! Thanks! That was it! Ready for a fight! Practically the first words out of her mouth were to accuse Nicole of clapping and saying “Thank God” after Chantel stormed out of the apartment which Nicole denied (but I think we saw that, didn’t we?)

She could also watch the recording and see that Nicole never called her a whore, but she won’t admit she misunderstood the Spanish

I seem to recall Mother Chantel gleefully threatening to start trouble with Nicole when she invited her for dinner.

Does Chantel always go to bed fully clothed?

Don’t worry, Coltee

Pao must think she’s the Kolombian Kardashian

Coltee’s pants have traumatized this poor kitty

I noticed Colt’s dramatic “I’m DONE!” flounce upstairs was exactly like Debbie’s (minus the severed hand.) Actually, that was the second time Debbie made that same exit, she did it last season after the barbecue argument which has been repeated several times.

I laughed when Ashley told Poochie (adorable,btw) that Jay was texting other women from “a random house”. Maybe he was really at Random House Publishers!

She spent the past eight months being terrified that something could go wrong, then at the last minute wants to give birth at home?

No Nicole tonight?

Girl, if those are wide thighs......please don't look at mine. Okay, I didn't describe her figure accurately. What I meant was the tops of her legs widening into her hips are very angular but she's not fat, just muscular. I'm sure she's athletic and toned, being a cheer coach and all, but I don't think those pants were flattering.

The bright pink lipstick and braces finished the outfit! I had to laugh when Chantal commented in her TH about Nicole's outfit, she's been known to wear some provocative clothing herself. When she and Pedro were walking around the city together, I was distracted by her jiggly boobs and skin tight pants which showed off her wide thighs and possible cameltoe.

This week’s shit show is a fashion show!

No words!

https://images.app.goo.gl/CHCNRH7Ebz46RAq2A

I don't think the word "potentially" is in her vocabulary

Just reading about our lovely Nicole on online Newsweek. She says she is “probably not” marrying Azan this Summer (as previously planned) but it is “highly likely” they will marry in 2019. She also got her hair cut short at May’s urging. No photos, so I don’t know if it’s still purple. Finally, there was this “quirky” poem she recently posted: “I am me. Just who I want to be. I learn and I grow. Eventually learning my flow. Staying true to yourself is key. I am unapologetically me."” My daughter wrote something very similar in SECOND GRADE! (I don’t think Nicole learns but she got the growing part right)

I never saw it before, it was eye-opening. What really intrigued me was the part about him going to South Korea, being denied entry and contacting Nicole to buy him a ticket home. That's a whole different scenario than Nicole saying they were going to meet there.

Twopper, welcome to our rabbit hole. The show Jenny and Sumit are on is "90 DF: the Other Way" and is about Americans moving to a foreign country to be with the "love of their lives." It's the latest offering in the 90 Day franchise which has up until now been about Americans bringing foreigners here on a K1 Visa and having 90 days to marry. There's ALWAYS some drama-culture shock, money problems, big age difference, criminal background, and family disapproval especially about the person only marrying for a green card. The Sunday night show is "Happily Ever After?" (with emphasis on the question mark) about the status of couples from previous seasons. Each show has its own forum and within it, each couple has a forum.

Jenny is such an Eeyore.

Paul and Karine aren't using the translation device anymore?

So, she’s moving to Guitar?