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Is it Rice-a-Roni?

Is it Rice-a-Roni?

She’s married to his friend. We met the couple before David went to the Ukraine and Victoria even warned him that Lana probably was a scammer. Then, Anya told him the same thing but it fell on deaf ears

and they both were missing crucial documents when they went to the marriage bureau

Yes, he never said that. He told her it was the key to his house so she could “come back any time” even though he’d never taken her there in the first place

Yes, he never said that. He told her it was the key to his house so she could “come back any time” even though he’d never taken her there in the first place

My husband just looked up from the Sunday papers in time to see David reuniting with Mothra. He said, “That’s the only pussy you’re gonna get!” David’s friend’s teeth are so blinding white they look as fake as David’s hair.

Whatever it was, it was enough to cause them to break up three times

Banya! Seinfeld reference!

Anybody here give a fuck about Jesse’s dating adventures?

Yes, Yolanda, ax Weeyums about the pitchers

Wait! Erika and Stephanie are in a relationship? But doesn’t Stephanie have an illness?

Erika’s tattoos are so random. They look like pages from a children’s coloring book.

She asked why he didn’t tell her he didn’t want kids “last night.” She SHOULD have asked him why he didn’t tell her before he came to the Philippines.

Castration is also a “snip snip”

He always mentions coming to America and his feelings for Lisa in the same sentence

I think they'd both prefer to be The Bachelor.

Darcey and her two doomed relationships have been dragging things out for FOUR SEASONS, first two with Jesse and now two with Tom. In addition, Darcey and Stacey have been on Pillow Talk, will be on Quarantined, various specials, and both men have been featured on the Tell Alls. Now Jesse is looking for love in America on a new season of one of the 90 Day franchises (at this point I can't keep them straight!) I've heard Tom is lobbying hard to be on another season, too, my guess is with his "new woman," Shannon? UGH! Just go away, ALL OF YOU!

I remember her removing each sneaker from its baggie as she unpacked, but I don't think they had big clunky clear plastic soles, although they were pretty sparkly. I also think they were pale pink

If it was something valuable, like a piece of jewelry, I could see returning it, but a "rickety ass" (or whatever she called it) KEY? It was as lame as his traveling to CT to hand deliver a letter to her. Both of them act like they're in Junior High. That reminds me, remember this ring that Tom gave her BEFORE she went to meet him in person that sparked rumors that they were engaged? Why doesn't she return that?

"But...that's okay...[shrugs] it is what it is." That expression drives me nuts. And those sparkly sneakers she's reselling look ridiculous and trashy. Then again, I think everything she hawks looks ridiculous and trashy so why am I surprised.

Where's Stephanie in this list?

I had to laugh when Darcey was sending back the key to Tom and she claimed "He said it was the key to his heart..." No, he DIDN'T! He specifically told her it was the key to his house so she would be welcome to come back at any time. This despite the fact that he never took her there on her visit. It was just like her calling Jesse's "appreciation ring" an engagement ring.

He seemed to enjoy smacking Varya with the bushes in the sauna a little too much for my comfort level

Right, there's no way Rose could have gone home or left the island on her own. She's probably just out for a walk but viewers are going to be led to believe she's MIA for dramatic purposes.