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We saw Ash’s sister? Don’t you mean his ex-WIFE? But I can understand your confusion, she did come across as more of a big sister looking out for her impetuous little brother.

Where she kept her hands at her sides like a mummy. Furthermore, why is JESSE getting a dating show?

I would love for Ed to open his suitcase and find that Rose had poured the mouthwash in it and then written with the toothpaste “you’re ugly” in Tagalog.

After I read this, I noticed in the preview that she appeared to be limping in the hotel room after her phone conversation with Pam. I had to laugh when I read that she took the Muslim name “Fatima” when she got married, because that name doesn’t “fit” her at all.

She claims her ex husband was abusive, but from everything I’ve read about them as a couple, they both resorted to domestic violence on a regular basis

Probably all inmates of the York County Jail (btw, that’s also where Jay-of Ashley and Jay-is being detained.

I just thought Varya was trying to end their relationship in a mature way and apologizing if her refusal to accept his proposal hurt his feelings.

I was re-watching last night (don't judge!) and Mama Chantel talks in a slow sing-songy voice like she's reading to pre-schoolers. "This is my daughter...Chaaannnnntel...[can YOU say Chantel? Good!] She lives in the DoMINNNican Republic...[that's verrrrrry far away] with her husband...PAY-dddddroo."

No wonder she was invited to three proms.

I thought “Pam” on the phone was perfectly pleasant and professional so I didn’t understand why Lisa was complaining about her. But apparently the whole thing was Usman’s fault because HE didn’t find out what Lisa needed to bring with her. My closed captioning said “50 ******* mens” just rewatched the scene, Lisa was bleeped at least 25 times.

that might explain the engagement type ring on her left hand (along with a wedding ring tattoo) that she's been wearing all season. I just want to reach into my TV and slap that smirk off her face

when are we getting that long overdue vomit emoji?

and he had to pass her oral exam.

ITA. The fact that Dutch Jesse is on a show about “what happens when Americans fall in love overseas” is ridiculous. It’s more like it’s TLC’s cheesy version of “The Bachelor” and we are going to be expected to follow him on various “blind dates” with women he has just met. There was no budding relationship with Bianca that had been started online, they had been communicating for a while and were finally meeting in person. I suspect the next date (and mark my words, there WILL be more) is also an actress from the same agency as Bianca and possibly Jesse himself. The “dates” are all set up by production. For some reason Sharp thinks Jesse is such a ratings booster that we’re all dying to see what happens to him in his search for love. It’s almost like a spin off within a spin off. I think it’s just as off the premise of the show as The Family Chantal’s shenanigans being featured on a show about 90 Day COUPLES self-quarantining.

Is that you, Yolanda?

That was great! Obviously, Lana was upset that Greg didn't send her 9 roses.

@mamadrama, was it you who also said that nobody in David's family had ever heard anything about "Lana" before he applied to be on the show?

I don't mean they started a relationship while he was seeing her professionally. But can't therapists, medical doctors, etc. pursue romantic relationships after the person is no longer their patient?

Ash is 38, but Sian looks mid 40s to me. I don't mean to say there's a huge age difference, but I can imagine her as being much more mature than he. Isn't she also some kind of therapist? Perhaps he was originally her client. (Just a theory)

I think Avery and Ash are both "in lust"

Welcome @procrasstinator! You may be on to something there. Ash appears to have some really outdated relationship ideas and tries too hard to find a woman who fits into his mold and sees him as her knight in shining armor who “says it with flowers.” Also, did anyone else get the impression that Sian might be a bit older than Ash?

It looks like a bran muffin

NM

In the very beginning, David said something about never imagining he would get to his age without getting married. However, he also said he was engaged to two Ukrainian women.

In David and Lana's case, after bowling and horseback riding