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He mentioned “birfdays”

Colt’s friend that he “sees once a week for a year” is SO his life coach.

Right now, I give Angela’s wedding a 5 for “overall experience” because I need some wiggle room to rate Libby’s, too

Anybody else just get a commercial for having your loved one’s ashes added to a “memorial reef?”

Where did they find a cake topper that looks just like them?

What happened to Micheal’s boutonnière?

Oh it’s the “unveiling” of Angela!

Or a voucher for a flight to Brazil. what the hell kind of accent is Ericee butchering? Surgery is an investment into their future?

Make your angry go down!

Somebody fix Chuck’s combover!

I thought Alexandra told Diane that she wanted her reception dress to be the "exact opposite" of her ceremony gown? This isn't what I was imagining at all!

To me, he didn’t appear especially tall for a basketball player

I didn't hear any mention of a budget for Alexandra, but since she was looking only at Pninas as her SECOND dress to go with her $4K+ shoes, I figured money wasn't an issue. But that kind of surprised me since I didn't think her mother looked wealthy.

Would that make her a madam? It was really creepy when Alexandra said, “My mother isn’t your typical mother. She likes me to dress sexy.” Edited to add another thought: Since that's Alexandra's reception dress, how on earth is she going to enjoy dancing with the front cut down to her navel and all that fabric dragging on the floor? Do you mean the dress on Emily who was totally covered with children’s coloring book style tattoos? That’s all I could see when she put on the dress

Dough Faced Chuck says, “You look...beautiful. Different...but beautiful” (someone should tell him about that clump of hair sticking up in the back of his sweaty combover)

Now we’re being treated to a review of the most ridiculous bridal requests from the past season. I was laughing that The Naked Bride chose the same Pnina that the other mother (I forget the bride’s name already, with the Jimmy Choo’s) dismissed as “blinged out graph paper.” She’s back, it’s Alexandra. Mom is wearing a Tony the Tiger sweater The horrible Lebanese mother is back, I can’t stand her but I have to give her props for saying Pnina’s dress was ugly to her face!

What the hell is Bride Jacqueline wearing to her appointment? Torn sweatshirt with a floor length sequin skirt?

Poor Paul asking for a job at the Poop Treatment facility. Barry didn't even give him a chance to say he had experience shoveling shit.

Ah yes, it was out when I was in college and made quite the sensation as it was passed around in my dorm. Shocking for the times! Colt's photo shoot is more like this:

Is it the camo chair?

My angel, I vant to suck your blood... Plus Stacey's coat looks like she's laid out in a coffin, so that makes sense

The hair, the outfit, No words...

When Darcey was talking to him on the phone, he DID have a man bun but it was also high on the very top of his head, like this. He seems to opt for feminine hairstyles

I feel like Syngin in this picture after seeing this 😆 Braless under a bare midriff top is a wardrobe malfunction just waiting to happen.

Mommy's veneers are much more important, you understand!