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Can you blame her?

On second thought, maybe seeing Lisa in that dress, people will think she IS knocked up

Lisa’s hair looks like spaghetti

Looks like Paxton got a haircut but the pubic hair goatee makes him look like the guy in Scooby Doo.

Greetings, Comrade!

Hold on gosh darn minute! Stephanie has an ILLNESS?

Bigger than Jonathan’s?

His daughter is the “love of his life”? I thought Rose was

So now his DAUGHTER is the “most important thing” in Ed’s life?

At least it’s not a key to his RV

Here comes Lana in her space blanket coat

I'll bet he finds incontrovertible proof that Williams is an Nigerian scammer, but Yolanda doesn't believe it and books a flight to the London airport.

Not sure who Michael is, but I can see how mentioning my cars would bother somebody. I was trying to make a point... that people who don’t like cars think people who do like nice cars are mean to servers and tip poorly. Sounds like petty envy to me. Sorry to upset you. Not upset (or envious) at all. I was just making a joke about Michael from CT last season who married Brazilian model Juliana. He had a garage full of luxury cars.

Is that you, Michael from CT?

That's what I remember, too. I guess Marta was more Punk’d than Catfished. Either way, they pulled the plug on the storyline fairly quickly and she’s probably still Christian Stripping at the airport bar.

Darcey can’t keep her parting shots straight. I wonder if I fork over $35 for a basic white T-shirt, will I feel empowered when I wear it?

I’ve been going around saying “It’s an ACOPALYPSE” all week like Larry.

Yes, supposedly made from fur that was “shed naturally” by the mink. Is that the equivalent of Mother Pole collecting the hair in her brush as a gift to him?

You can also buy Ho11 mink eyelashes! https://houseofeleven.com/products/eyelash

Hurry, hurry, step right up! For your health and safety, House of 11 has come out with logo face masks! AND you can also get your Darcey/Stacey fugly sunglasses and sparkle sneakers here! Also faux Louboutins! (maybe they will get in trouble for the red soles?) https://houseofeleven.com/ came back to add an old Darcey picture when she broke her heel on the escalator in Amsterdam. Apparently they weren't REAL Loubs!:

I thought she was explaining what the term "knocked up" meant when she said [that's] "pregnant to you" but that reminds me another pet peeve I have on this show. How often do people say "married with you/him/her". Isn't it "TO"?

She certainly was open to it but Robert was not (which is kind of funny - he is so conventional about some weird things). I would have thought Robert would be the first in line for a threesome!

I must have missed him saying this, but I guess it's very possible there were two other "Lanas" (at least in David's fantasy) before the current one. I wonder if he gave them CZs, too, so just in case the engagement didn't work out he wouldn't be out the cost of a diamond.

Real ex-fiancées? or just in his mind? your guess is as good as mine.

No wife, but two ex fiancees somewhere along the way