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LIsa is finally getting to meet the little African boy she sponsored through church many years ago

I ask the same thing every time I see the commercial. I know she’s been on the show before, but was so boring I’ve completely forgotten her

Who was dressed like she just stepped out of a Victorian novel while talking about modern women

She never asked for a specific amount. Ed said they would discuss it when he got there

$ 194.17

Good thing there’s a comfort station right there when Ed shits himself on the monkey trail

To avoid copyright infringement, Ash is changing it to “men are from Jupiter, women are from Neptune.”

I WANT A REFUND!

Wow, there must be ten women at that seminar! And that includes Avery. “For women, when it’s something small, it tends to get very big.” WTF?

Usman could also have a Nigerian wife and visit her every year and make little Usmans each time.

Liar! You never loved us!

Oh no! They’re forcing Smothered down our throats again.

Stephanie is dressed like she’s going to the Gardens of Versailles not the Australian desert

Shades of Penny from "My 600-Pound Life." "Where's MY Yellow Brick Road?!" Yep. That was on purpose

From the previews all week, BGL is saying that Usman is not going to be calling the shots in their marriage because she’s an American woman, so I’m sure they’ll be on sometime in the next 2 1/2 hours

“Where’s MY happily ever after? “

Boy, it gets dark quickly in the Ukraine! That poor guy who answered the door never imagined he’d be interviewed by a camera crew today for an American TV show.

Rose seems more embarrassed than amused by Ed's antics, like in the restaurant when he stuck the chopsticks up his nose. (I would be, too)

That's the first time I've seen the entire "I Love You" music video. I guess SJB went back to the original format for the release and only took the model out for the premiere to shut Lisa up at the club?

He might have been there for the European Period Cup Makers Convention.

while dopey Courtney doesn't seem to realize she, too, could shop online. Just got to see Andy's nasty teeth on last night's repeat. He has a severe underbite (lower jaw protrusion) and when he talks, you only see his very crooked lower teeth and tongue. I see nothing attractive about him. It's obvious Courtney finds him repulsive, but I don't feel sorry for either of them. She's free to leave at any time and return to her teenage girl decorated bedroom in her parents' house where they used to film her conversations with Antonio since she's been isolation for two weeks, it should be safe now.

"He who is against the Queen will DIE!"

Avery said she was going to ask Ash questions at the seminar. I would love it if she said, "Are YOU in a relationship yourself?" in front of the group (which looked to be about a dozen women.)