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David

Lana, “See ya later, sucker!” Closes chat without providing details. Ugh! My iPad has a mind of its own, too DOUBLE DOSE OF PRINCESS TOAST! There goes my blood sugar.

What about that Brazilian?

American woman, get away from meeeee. American woman, mama let me beeeee

American woman, get away from meeeee. American woman, mama let me beeeee

No, really? Do tell. And she risked her life to travel to Oz!

Princess toast!

I've never heard the entire song, but I don't think he ever says the word "Lisa" in the song itself, right? Just a shout out at the beginning to Baby Girl (fill in the blank.) It would be SO easy to personalize it.

You didn’t miss it unless I did, too. David read a message aloud to production that Lana wanted to meet for lunch but I thought it was odd that he didn’t say where or what time. What a blow we have been dealt!

You would think the first thing he’d do when he got to her town was plug her “address” into his GPS. But no, he starts looking for all the candy stores in town in the remote chance that he finds the one she mentions going to regularly. Edited to add: There's an extra creepy factor in David going to candy stores. What's next? Trading in his rental for a windowless van?

Coltee and the slot machine are back! Be still my heart. They must have gotten another cat. Was one Larissa’s?

“I didn’t tell you because I’m not proud of it. And I just don’t want to randomly tell someone unless I’m getting close to them...and I thought that you should know.” Umm, you couldn’t mentioned this little fun fact BEFORE you flew to Russia? Or at the very least before you boinked her?

I thought he got the idea of driving to her town because she didn't show up at the station and wasn't available online but had no way to tell her he was coming. Even after he got there, he went around showing people her picture asking if they knew her. Finally, she was online when he was in his hotel room and he basically said, "Surprise! I'm here!" My friend ordered a case of movie size boxes of Milk Duds from Amazon. They have EVERYTHING!

FTFY, Spikey

I'm sure Lana can't wait to come to the US, live and travel in an RV (with a pasty old man) and stop off to go horseback riding and bowling.

We can’t know that for sure.

It's her whimsy...but it doesn't make a person interesting....she looks like she works at Hot Topic I’m always totally distracted when I talk to people with facial piercings and find myself just staring at them. I’ve never seen anyone with two different style nose piercings like Erika so I’m extra intrigued. I noticed that she appears to remove them for her THs. And she has a troll tattoo on her forearm!

Does David really think taking ONE picture with her will prove they're in a relationship? Even Robert and Anny took a few in the eight hours they spent together in the DR, complete with a couple of clothing changes.

Seeing shirtless David I think he's a 90 Day first, NO TATTOOS!

He should have added shaving to his “toilet” toilette.

Yes, but the GPS would also indicate “address not found” or show an empty lot somewhere so David could see it was phony. Then again, he’s so clueless he’d probably conclude it was a problem with the device.

If the Darcey and Tom saga is, to quote him, “100 percent categorically done and dusted” why are they still on my TV?

When David was getting ready to meet Lana at the train station he made a big deal about shaving to look his best. But when he tried to track her down in her hometown, and waited for her in the cafe, he was all stubbly.

Lisa refers to Usman’s mother as “Mommy”?

I believe they've been a couple for FOUR months after chatting online for a couple of years. Again, my theory is that Stephanie cooked up the idea of submitting an audition tape for this program around the same time she talked Erika into being in a relationship. As for David, since he has an address for Lana couldn't he try use his GPS to find her? I'll bet anything the address doesn't even exist, but he would soon know that if he entered the info into his device.