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At the beginning of the show, the screen said something like “11 Americans traveled overseas to find love...” then the first person I saw was Dutch JESSE? And, is sanctimonious Jesse drinking wine? I thought he claimed that he never touched that “poison!”

She’s 68 according to Intelius. Debra J. Johnson of Las Vegas, related to Colt Johnson—DEFINITELY HER!

I was trying to think of who Andy reminded me of, and it just came to me. Üter!!

Because Colt said his mother was in a high risk group because she was “elderly” and he actually said “She’s 55!”

Off topic, but supposedly there's some kind of Superman reference in every Seinfeld episode. Well, she WAS outside! My friend's daughter works in a physical therapy facility and her job is to take everyone's temperatures each day when they come to work, but they've been outside so everyone's temps are quite low.

Yes, she's a Two Face. People also mentioned that about Ash. I also had a Seinfeld flashback about Corny and her boss/boyfriend when Jerry took a woman he'd just met on what was supposed to be a romantic weekend in PA Dutch country and after the first few hours they couldn't stand each other.

And the brand ambassador thought they were made for different size vajayjays (and that you have to change a tampon when you pee). Derp

Yes, the brand ambassador for Andy's PERIOD CUPS company! sorry that this was answered before, I tend to answer questions before I read all the posts.

I remember David telling his friend with the Ukrainian wife, "Well, the first time she DID stand me up, [apparently with no excuse] but the second time her brother died and the third she had surgery so she had reasons to cancel". This time he was convinced something had happened to her so he traveled to her town. Then she initiated contact with no excuse for not being on the train and just a meet for a photo op and to start visa process one sentence text and didn't even confirm the details until the next day. She probably thought, "oh crap, NOW how do I get out of this?" edited to add, I wonder if David sent her money via the chat website for her brother's funeral or for her surgery?

I'm sure there are many websites where she could shop online for a few basic items, including Forever 21, H&M and other trendy young style stores. I get assaulted on a daily basis for dress ads from stores like J Jill and Chico's. Okay, they're not the type of clothes Corny would wear and I have no use at the current time for anything other than sweats* , but they're out there! *I did put on a bra for our Easter Family Zoom conference

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! Records indicate she's 68!

OMG, that was abysmal. Sorry I missed the live chat, that’s always the saving grace I believe Corny had her gums laser “contoured”. Did she also have a boob job? She looks too high maintenance to deal with a quarantine. Can you imagine her (or is it “she” I never know) and Stephanie having a conversation with all the uptalking and vocal fry? My favorite part was Danielle talking about her kids and their “sniffigant” others during the "Crona" virus

That was her original look. And she always wore some kind of choker or scarf around her neck:

Stephanie accused her of "being intimate" with all her friends I also thought she meant sex. I couldn't believe Stephanie grilling Adam about his feelings for Erika within five minutes of meeting him. I think Erika and her friends of both sexes are party-ers and often drink, make out (at the very least) and wake up in bed together. It's just their lifestyle and in their small town they don't have a lot of other people to expand their circle of friends.

I noticed he said that, too. I firmly believe that Usman cooked up this whole scheme to get to America and become famous then he put out "feelers" to several woman he chatted with online and Lisa took the bait. He flattered her, professed undying love and then he clinched the deal by inserting her name into the song. Meanwhile, Lisa got the idea to submit their "star crossed love story" to 90 Day knowing that the more ridiculous the circumstances, the better their chance of getting on the show. Lisa gets a trip to Nigeria and sex with a young guy. Usman gets to promote his rap career. They're both playing each other and the viewers.

I’m still shaking my head about how Lisa has done absolutely nothing to win over Usman’s Mom except bring her a goat. Lisa sat there scowling at the first meeting and barked orders at Soja Boy, then at the mosque she made no effort to greet her or even smile. She just sat on her fat ass, not even standing up to show respect. Afterwards she ordered Usman to again hound his mother for her blessing and when it was denied Lisa scolded him for blowing the opportunity. Come to think of it, she hasn’t made any allies in Nigeria to help her cause. She argued with Usman’s friends, his record producer, and the other rapper.

Since she had no intention of ever going on the cruise, I think “Lana” is savvy enough to just give him a fake address. Both Anya and the Ukrainian wife of his US “friend” (in parenthesis because I’m always wary of these too convenient 90 Day friendships) had warned him that he was involved in a common scam.

I thought they were graham crackers

At the beginning of the season, I thought Lisa was calling him “Houseman”

She’s the only person in America affected by the “Crona” virus

What’s next? “I was just holding it for a friend...”

“To hell with this fairytale” is my new favorite 90 Day quote! You tell him, Mama Varya!

Princess Toast FOUR TIMES? Did all the other sponsors pull their ads?

Darcey, the laser surgeon called and wants his goggles back.

But...but...Yolanda only sent those private “pitchers” to Wee-Yams! She even axed him if he was Nigerian!