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“Me and Evelin were not in a relationship when I met you. We were just married.”

Jenny don’t change your number! eight six seven five three oh nine.

Let’s snarkilypoop!

or forever! We've already seen indications that Ari is overstaying her month home with the baby by at least another month. I predict there will be some trumped up charges regarding Bini's activities during her absence that will explain her video call statement of "I will never come back to Ethiopia after what you did to me and Avi..." Even the smallest imagined transgression will be grounds for her not returning and she will have the full support of her parents to stay in NJ

It reminded me of "The Emperor's New Clothes"

Isn't there a huge difference between saying "Ed GIVES ME the creeps" and "Ed IS a creep"? Although in his case, both are true IN MY OPINION!

From the "Still to come..." (which may be a different timeframe from the "Next time on...") there appears to be trouble in "No Longer Paradise"

Well, I'm January 13th so I have the same terrible options as you! I predict things are going to get a whole lot stupider... Hope tomorrow is a better day!

I don't think she meets the qualifications thanks to little Avi: Under the provisions of P.L. 2005, c. 375 (Chapter 375), as amended by P.L. 2008, c. 38 (Chapter 38), certain over age [26] children may be eligible for coverage until age 31. This includes a child by blood or law who: • Is under the age of 31; • Is unmarried; • Has no dependent(s) of his or her own; • Is a resident of New Jersey or is a full-time student at an accredited public or private institution of higher education; and • Is not provided coverage as a subscriber, insured, enrollee, or covered person under a group or individual health benefits plan, church plan, or entitled to benefits under Medicare. edited to add: maybe Avi isn't mentioned on the paperwork anywhere and Ari is still using her NJ address?

People are also speculating that she got breast implants. It also appears to me that she got cosmetic dental work but it’s poorly done and looks like she’s wearing some kind of mouthguard. Did she also go to Turkey for her transformation?

She probably does have a round trip ticket, but during Covid the airlines basically dropped their change fees so she could stay in the US as long as she wants without a penalty or just forfeit the return fare or get a voucher for a future trip ANYWHERE the airline flies

Actually, they're just engaged

No, they keep saying the plan is for SteVen to move with her to Russia on a spousal visa after they marry in Turkey, hence "The Other Way."

She planned to have the baby in Ethiopia and when her mother came they toured various hospitals until they found one that was up their standards. Her parents were going to come back the week of her due date for the delivery, but Ari went into labor earlier than expected and ended up having a Caesarean with only Bini present and they had done nothing to prepare for the baby because Mom and Dad were bringing everything. I did notice a little light up Christmas village-type house in the place where they were staying

But she was supposedly employed by her father, so maybe she qualifies for health insurance through his practice?

I hope so, too. Otherwise, I've got a lot of explaining to do about the last 40 years of my life. So you don’t “play one on TV”

Summeat got his hair cut right out in the street. Apparently that's a thing in India. Oh, that's right! So there are almost as many barber scenes as beauty salons/mani-pedis.

I hope you're a surgeon!

Up until now the extent of my home spa beauty regimen was cucumbers for my eyes and an oatmeal mask. Beige is traditionally reserved for the Mother of the Groom. An older friend with many children always said the MOG's official duties were to "Wear beige and shut up."

Do you have a vaporizer for hoohah steaming?

So, no vagina commercials tonight! Instead, we got sales pitches for bowel products and medications.

Like, my husband pointed out like how much Ellie like says “like” and now it’s like driving me like crazy.

I love how the Pillow Talkers HATE Ari! How many barbershop scenes have we seen? Off the top of my head I can think of Jihoon, Mike, Eric, Jay, and now Biniyam. Am I forgetting any?

Why does Ari have to go to the US for an entire month? My grandson had a three hour surgery to fix a birth defect on his penis this Summer when he was 15 months old and was fine the next day.

Yes, third Pfizer shot, at least six months past your second if you're 65+ (like me), or immunocompromised due to things like current chemo, HIV or on high dose steroids. So far it's the only booster that's been approved but Moderna should be coming on board soon. J&J is still compiling data about the need for a booster.