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He has one real wife and two women tagging along who are willing to be tickets to Planet Kody for Eternity. When I was reading the comments about Janelle being "aromatic" at first I thought it meant "fragrant." When I turned on the TV just now I caught the scene where Christine is saying on the Zoom call, "So Kody, if Isabel sees her friends instead of you, YOU WON'T BE COMING AROUND, right?" I'm sure she had her fingers crossed behind her back when she put him on the spot like that. Or put on a COAT, FFS!

I didn't notice that but now I'll be on the lookout for it. I still think Mom's Birthday Party should REALLY be a pretense for an intervention, but I guess nobody could drink if that was the case. Did I see some kind of tattoo on her instep or was it dirt?

I thought it was interesting that over on Pillow Talk, creepy old Ron and Betty thought Ed's cheesy pickup lines were absolutely hilarious. They were laughing hysterically like it was the funniest thing they ever saw. I thought it was super lame and Ed didn't even quote them correctly! Engagement parties around here (NJ) are huge gift grabs. Couples even have gift registries!

I don't remember that she said that she met him in person, only that she was a superfan and obviously obsessed with him. If she HAD met him, I think we would have heard about it OVER AND OVER like she had an audience with The Pope.

Oh, that's right! And a showdown with "Treesh"!

Imagine trying to practice The Kama Sutra in one of those little tuk tuks?

The women told Natalie they thought Josh had been with his ex for ten years. I assume she was one of his two baby mamas. I just wonder if he got the other woman pregnant before, after or during those ten years.

How’s this for a title, “This is Natalie, last night’s lay”? I get the feeling Josh shows up with a different model every time he meets up with his friends. And what happened to the scene from the preview where Natalie angrily snapped at one of the women for talking about Russian dolls? Speaking of previews, it looks like Josh has had enough of Natalie’s histrionics next week and is making his escape. But why does he have a big suitcase? I thought he lived in LA. Is he off for another work trip?

That reminds me, was Andrei’s sweet Dad expected to stay home alone during this birthday party or did Libby’s boorish family have the graciousness to invite him?

I wondered about that, too. He also said the exact same thing before he met Rose. Much like Debbie claiming she hasn’t had sex in 13 years when we all heard about her one night stand last year when the guy told her to shut up. I guess we’re supposed to forget those pesky little details. I thought that maybe Ed didn’t count his relationship with Rose because they didn’t have sex until I remembered they DID sleep together once. Ed crowed about it to the cameras the next day but Rose seemed embarrassed to confirm it.

🎶"A kiss on the hand may be quite continental...🎶 But nail techs are a girl's best friend!" 💅

I can't believe all the brain cells I lose trying to keep everything straight.

At least they've finally come up with an original "meet cute."

Yara said the invasion occurred "a week ago" so it must have been filmed in early March. Jovi was absolutely no support at all! Seeing her cry was heartbreaking.

You're right, menstrual cycles from 21 to 40 days are perfectly normal with the average being 28-30 days. I hope Shaeeda's frequent periods are short because I can't imagine how disruptive it would be having a week long period every third week. You just know OCD Bilal considers her untouchable for days at a time. I wonder if that improves her chances of getting pregnant, as I assume ovulation occurs on a speeded up schedule, too, so does that mean she's fertile more often than most women? (even though her egg supply is dwindling due to her age.)

I would imagine Kim was pretty relentless in her flattery and pursuit of him and made comments that made him think she had the know-how and connections to make him the next Micheal Jackson. She probably told him she had spent $8K for one of MJ’s hats which led him to conclude she must be wealthy. Personally I don’t believe there were THAT many American women who were vying for his attention besides Kim (and apparently Zara.) He was pretty much unknown here until he was on TV with BGL. Maybe he communicated with all of the fish he had on the line but Kim looked the most promising (i.e., gullible). She “won” because she wrote the most enthusiastic essay, “Why I Want to be Sojaboy’s next American Sugar Mama.” Also, she might have promised him that she’d contact TLC to try to get their story a season before any of the other women in the running came up with that idea.

And they probably don’t declare that income!

She misses her car more!

There is no cure for rabies.

But that book says it IS hers!

Shaeeda’s on the rag every 21 days?

Angela’s hair looks like one of those fiber optic lights.

Yeah, that bar torture device across the roof of your mouth that you have to turn with a key every day and head gear at night!

Like Courtney?