FakeJoshDuggar

Hot Jesus on a cracker. One: I enjoyed Paul’s (he will always be P. Willy Waller in my heart) narration 1,000 times better than Prissy’s. Two: Its chip dip, Prissy. Spit it out. It’s also not going to feed between 30-60 people. Learn to get a head count. Three: Your hair would look lovely straight and not in those awful, hairsprayed curls. Is this the fundie look that won’t die? Is this style going to be the DJ Tanner bangs of Michelle Duggar’s generation? It’s a nice distraction from your obvious baby bump though, so good job on that. Four: I will give it to the Waller’s. They turned that death trap of a house into something pretty nice. I want a full house tour, David, and after I listened to Priscilla prattle on for the duration of that video, I feel like I’m entitled.

It means you are a magical unicorn because I’ve legit cried over poop cramps before.

Since it’s Wednesday, I thought we all might need some TFDW in our lives! Priscilla looks like she may be expecting which would mean that David had thought four times about a half naked Jesus draped in just a loin cloth with all of his manly muscles rippling just so...all while putting his thang thang in a gross who ha.

Well she’s well on her way to maternal depletion if she continues at this pace.

Yeah, but I’m the People pic, she looks like she has good drugs on board. (I don’t blame her for one little bit. Take’m until you sit without a pool ring, girl!)

Awww, I have a Cancer baby and he’s the most laid back human I’ve ever known. My Taurus on the other hand...

I had big babies but this kid blows my mind.

If she didn’t have drugs with a 10+ pounder, she is an incredible freak of nature. I’m hoping her paleness is related to high doses of Percocet cause holy mother of God, my lady bits want to shrivel and die just thinking about that massive, round head coming out of me.

He has an uncanny resemblance to Dennis Rader.

They really are hard selling Jana. Look! Jana can tile a backsplash in no time! She’s such a catch.

Well if Josh fell off the porn/hooker wagon again, she’ll probably have another bandaid baby.

More postings from Anna.

I’m finally watching the episode where Joe and Kendra get engaged. Can I just say that I’m down for watching 1000 hours of Josh and Anna hand sex than listen to Kendra laugh for one more minute.

It was when they were living in the rental in Little Rock when Josie was in the NICU. The girls came home for something or other and Joyless was having none of it.

I just tuned in and within 10 seconds I’m done with Kendra and her giggle that sounds like a ten year old. I cannot believe I’m watching this shit.

That poor girl is probably wrecked, positively destroyed if she gave birth naturally.

I think Jesus is supposed to be the lamb and the Christians are supposed to be the sheep. My baptist background has some vague recollections of Jesus being the lamb of God (maybe some sacrificial thing?) and Jesus is the shepherd of his flock of sheep. I lose track, but there’s too many comparisons to being livestock for my liking.

They should have corrected that travesty.

You would think someone would have taken a brush to Joyless’ hair before sending that photo to a magazine. She looks like hell, but I guess I would too if I’d given birth to a toddler. I am totally speculating that she had undiagnosed gestational diabetes and tried to birth at home before someone figured out that that baby giant wasn’t going to come out of her in any natural way. Gideon Martyn. Why add stupid y’s to boy’s names? It’s not cute.

Want to take bets if she’ll announce in her “congratulations” video? “Congratulations to Joy and Austin on the birth of their new blessing. They will have another cousin in four months because we’re expecting another blessing of our own soon!” Thunderjacker level up bonus points.

We found out the sex of our children at a “boutique.” Both kiddos had their legs crossed in the official 20 week anatomy scan.

God, I had blocked out Anna’s scrunchy perm with the limp, mega straight bangs. That video just brought it all back.

You’ll never convince that lot that Jilly Muffin isn’t a certified midwife. Derick drove her to her test, y’all!

It was last Mother’s Day On instagram.

As long as it’s NC BBQ and not the pulled crap we get in GA, I’m happy. I also like Bill’s in Wilson.