FakeJoshDuggar

You’d hate my shirt that says, ‘I wish I could but I don’t want to’ but I wear it to my in-laws.

Vanilla Vodka and pineapple juice tastes like a pineapple upside down cake. Put it in a fancy martini glass and make a night of it.

That’s the only way she can show any emotion. They’ve been paraded around most of their lives being ordered to smile, I don’t think any of them can distinguish any natural emotion. That’s the only way she can show any emotion. They’ve been paraded around most of their lives being ordered to smile, I don’t think any of them can distinguish any natural emotion.

Jesus Christ his teeth are so off center. He looks like he’s in a funhouse mirror. And that’s the most forced smile I’ve ever seen on Jill.

This should surprise no one.

Well it confirms her status as a Stage 5 clinger.

I think they’ve publicly said they want 6-8. I don’t remember. I think Alyssa resents growing up in a house sharing beds and being so poor that food was scarce and prairie dresses were plentiful. Call me crazy but I love the turbans. It’s better than a bow the size of Texas on her head. It gives an otherwise potato looking infant a little personality.

Jana is super duper short. Like tiny as a 7th grader (and I’m only 5’6). I don’t gauge height very well but I’d say 5’3 tops. Contrast that with Anna being much taller than she looks on tv.

“Isreal’s Box.” Wow. I’m all about making homemade sensory toys but did she have to write Isreal’s Box on the sad cappuccino trash? There’s not 19 of them to squabble over the thing. Well Jilly Muffin sure married a clone of her father then...

I know a girl with 18q- who died this week at the age of 15.

It looks like she scrubbed them and John’s is now private. Maybe she got serious backlash from the “Christians?”

Wow. Alyssa and John took their daughters trick or treating. The girls were dressed up as princesses. The lord didn’t strike them down, I assume. I’m actually shocked.

I brought this topic to the prayer closet because OMG. Please join me. I have wine and Xanax.

Can we talk about Lisa Wenchel and the freaking fundie rabbit hole I fell down today?! http://theblairnecessities.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2007-01-29T14:38:00-05:00&max-results=20&start=16&by-date=false&m=1

Well I’m not doing anything else today!

She’s definitely had a nose job. Not much but just enough that the tip of her nose isn’t as bulbous. It was very, very subtle.

It’s been Anna’s MO to gain weight in her face when she’s pregnant. Jessa has the same issue.

No guy is getting through Stevehovah to those daughters. (I hate calling them girls, but that’s where their emotional evolution puttered out.) They’re going to have to wait for Steve to die to find a mate, if then.

The Cindy Lou Who nose gave it away.

Back row. Far left.

Yup, that’s Anna. I wonder when we can expect an announcement. Her face only gets that full when she’s pregnant.

I’ve never seen two newlyweds with such forced smiles.

Yeah, the people who are on boarding to LLR is waaaaay down. Everything in their onboarding boxes have been returns from consultants who have GOOB. LLR didn’t make any new Halloween leggings and aren’t doing Christmas either. They owe consultants millions of dollars and people have been waiting almost a year for their refund.

LLR made all of their consultants make some crazy fucking videos. They were all so cringeworthy. Maybe that’s what she was referring to. Also, most of the mentors and top 100 LLR consultants have quit. LLR hasn’t come out with any new product in months and they’ve let go (or he quit) their head designer and stylist. Word on the proverbial street is that that bankruptcy is on the horizon for LLR. Tons of top 100’s are starting their own boutiques.

Said MOTY left her micropremie for whom she didn’t know would live or die to record a robocall to stoke fear about transgendered individuals who just wanted to pee in peace.