FakeJoshDuggar

Worst case scenario is that Ma and Pa make Jill move home and live in the girl’s dorm for a while a la Anna.

Ben no longer follows Derick. He follows Jeremy and Jill but not Derick.

The only Duggars that the Bates insta follows are Jessa, Anna, and Duggar Fam. Make of that what you will.

Cry me all the got-damn rivers, Derick. All of them. ETA: La Croix is like drinking tonic water through a condom /hurk.

Correction. Chad/Erin unfollowed Jill too. ETA: Both Jill and Derick follow Erin/Chad.

Cha-Ching! Here comes the tell-all!!!

*snort* ShovelFaceDullard. I’m now dead, that killed me.

This reminds me of Kate Middleton. She popped out baby Charlotte, slapped on some heels and walked out of that hospital like a stork brought that baby a few hours after birth.

I couldn’t get rid of that quote box for some reason. Anyway, Sam looks like he’s done with their shit.

So Oedipus. Much Rex.

He looks so much like Josh. Bless his heart.

What the actual fuck is wrong with her legs? (Nevermind, I continued reading.)

I just... what?

I’m hoping that Joy is on horse tranquilizers and they’re making her brain fuzzy and she’s really not that dumb.

Oh, I was gutted like a fish with C-sections and I was happy to do it. I laid on a table and then they gave me my baby - it was a win for me.

None of these people have they staying power to be on tv in ten years. The only one who can do that is Vanna White and I’m convinced she sacrifices virgins into volcanos.

Jinger is the new Alyssa Bates.

It’s not so much what she looks like on the outside. I can only imagine that a bone density test would resemble Swiss cheese. I don’t think she looks healthy at all - for one thing, she looks like someone put her in the dryer when she was clearly supposed to be dry cleaned - she’s so shrunken and frail (what are those black hose hiding?!???) Michelle might have had a super human body to produce all those babies, but biology catches up to us all. She may be in her 40’s/50’s now but I bet her insides resemble that of an 80 year old.

I still have a Limited Too shirt that I wore in 7th grade in 1991. I have stuff that’s older than most of the Duggars.

I bought a pair of Rainbows 20 years ago and they are just getting broken in the way I like them.

How dangerous is it to attempt an at-home v-bac after (presumably) two emergency C-sections? I know doctors that will attempt a v-bac in a hospital but only after one c-section and I don’t know if that’s due to insurance reasons or risk potential reasons.

See, I have to disagree with you. I’d chose to live next to Jana. My backsplash needs to be updated.

Derick only gives a shit about saving the lives of blastocysts.

Well you missed where they left 30+ permanent markers on the edge of a table where a toddler got ahold of it. Marker bowl was not moved because... Jesus will keep him from writing on the walls?

Did you make it to the end of that song? It sounded like Prissy changed the “yes, Jesus loves me” to “yes, Jesus saves me.” The indoctrination, it starts so young.