TattleTeeny

Me too, and will be basically passing by their house on my way home. I wonder what a clusterfuck that street's gonna look like.

Yes. It's perfectly acceptable usage.

Joe & Melissa!

This is from People.com, so who knows how accurate all of it is...

I have an urge to leave work and go drive past their house. It's certainly not a logical urge and yet there it is...

Is there anything I can watch live online? Stupid HLN isn't working and News12 won't let me because I apparently have the wrong kind of cable.

I confess: if this is true, it makes me like him a little. And did he browbeat Amber into not saying anything (even after she said she wouldn't) just so she wouldn't steal his thunder when he did? Because clearly him telling her to keep her lips zipped was not because he wanted a relaxing vacation. I am pretty sure Joe has only one brother. The other guy is his brother-in-law. Also, Pete Giudice used to menace my BF and his friends when they were kids. Joe, apparently, did not; whether that was due to being "nicer," or to proximity (he was in a different school), I have no clue. I am all for a large closet, but a two-story one like Kathy describes sounds kind of stupid.

This Emily with her affected voice and stank attitude, man. And so what if she has boobs? Lots of less annoying and much better-looking women do. Ugh, she's a basic-ass see you next Tuesday!

THANK YOU! Oh, I swear, I practically had an argument with a friend over Rick's treatment of Shane, who I acknowledged was far from perfect. If Rick had even just for a moment peeked behind Shane's curtain of crazy, and considered what his best friend was actually trying to say, things may have been different! (Also, I equate Rick and Shane to Obi Wan and Anakin in this scenario.) My UO on The Walking Dead (at least I think it might be a UO) is that they all should have left Hershel's farm when Hershel asked them to! I don't buy into the "but it's a whole new changed world!" business, at least not in this case. OK, "stealing" food from an abandoned store or shacking up uninvited in someone else's empty home, fine. But Hershel was still there and the farm was still his, and they should have respected that, especially if they were determined to remain human--in body and spirit--despite recent events. Give it a try. The show, while not terribly historically accurate, is pretty compelling and pretty to look at. Dare I say that there are even a few scenes in which he does a pretty good job. Oh, it's the best! I watch a lot of crime stuff, and when my BF and I saw Bill Hader do this impression, I laughed (so did my non-crime-enthusiast BF, but not for the same reason I did) and yelled, "Oh my god!" When he asked why I was so excited, I had to tell him that, while Bill Hader was definitely exaggerating, Keith Morrison really did kind of do that whole, slightly titillated "Ohhhhhhh?!" thing. My other UO is that I still like Modern Family.

I have to say that Boardwalk Empire's opening might be my favorite ever--perfect visuals, perfect vibe, perfect music. I also loved The Tudors--that cello music and that iron cross toppling over against the blue sky. Love The Borgias too. And True Blood's grimy, creepy vibe and song.

That mom's frumpy pants and shoes get on my nerves for some reason.

Back in my day (haha!), the kids (i.e., my friends) were using halved apples to smoke their weed from. Ban the apples!

I didn't see her say anything negative about the house at all. But I heard her say to her dad that it was nice. I know her presence would make me feel that way!

Ha--I was totally thinking "Disney villain" about this Emily broad. That one in The Little Mermaid, in particular.

To be fair, they may say "when my symptoms came back." My issue is just that they're all talking like I am already aware they had those symptoms, then apparently didn't. Why not just say, "When I was diagnosed with..." or some kind of backstory before telling us about the return of something viewers never knew existed?

There is a bunch of asthma-remedy commercials that make no sense to me. They start out with the person just saying a random thing ("I love camping!" or "Birthdays are my favorite time of year!" or "Hooray for boats!" or some shit) that makes no difference to the viewer. Then, all of a sudden, "...when my asthma came back, blahdy-blah-blah." "Came back"? Never before in the commercial did the person mention that s/he had asthma to begin with. What the hell?

Haha--I have The OC for this!

Good. But still, I am scared.

OH MY GOD, this is the bane of my existence! I need Frasier and GG and all that shit to go to sleep to! See, I can't leave the TV on something too boring, but I also can't leave it on something new and interesting; it has to be an old dependable standby! And these crappy Christmas movies are not that! Oh, I am mad.

Ugh, this reminds me of the Manga mascara commercial with the exaggerated and vaguely offensive accent. Oh, me too. I hate "nom," I hate "num," and I even hate "yum" and "yummy," especially when it's used for things that aren't food, e.g., "This sofa's leather upholstery is just so yummy!" This made my BF (who is far more tolerant of shit like this) say, "It's not like that, it is that...asshole."

I hate Melissa but is it really "copying" anyone to get a puppy? It's not uncommon to get a dog.

He's at least been out lately -- a bunch of people I know ran into him in some horrid "clubby" kind of bar near me last weekend. Other Joe was there too, but I didn't detect anyone else in the FB photos.

Prepare for a... unique taste not unlike carbonated children's Robitussin. I can't speak of the cannolis but I assume they taste like any other of the bazillions you can buy in NJ.

My bad, then--clearly I should have read more carefully. And you're very welcome.

You might have a point…but I like her and I still watch because of her (and hers, to an extent). But I also think that the show has become boring and formulaic for people, Teresa fans or not--and Sunday nights are notorious for DVR conflict (which reminds me, speaking of Sunday-night shows and also tax evasion--I completely forgot to watch Boardwalk Empire). I think the other poster's point was less about who taught her and more that the bosom gesture says nothing nefarious of a toddler's (or anyone else's) hypothetically criminal tendencies.