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Another mom here who rarely dressed her little boy in adult-type clothes except for special occasions, and even then, hardly ever. No turtlenecks (because I hated trying to squish his little head through the thing). Nothing with decals on the front (because they are scratchy when rubbed against the skin). No buttons, just in case one fell off. This smacks a little bit of Jessa wanting to play dress-up with her new doll, IMO, and Instagram the results.

Does Kendall ever NOT work? She is everywhere. Good for her, I hope she enjoys it while she can. Is there any evidence that anyone in her family is in attendance at any of these shows?

Kim has an Armenian heritage. Kylie does not. She's never going to have the coloring that Kim has, and she looks ridiculous trying. It's too bad Kylie can't accept her own personal qualities and stop trying to copy Kim. Kylie was so much prettier when she was Kylie and not Kim 2.0.

I am thinking the same thing - based on the fact that Bounty acted like she wasn't even there the entire time Scot was trying to push the key out with the stick. He completely ignored her as she was standing next to him while he and Scot joyfully exclaimed that they'd gotten the idol. This ticks me off to no end. He acts like she's not worthy of his attention. Which might be funny - except that Bounty is now being warmed and hydrated by the fire that Alecia created, and he is enjoying the idol based on the clue that Alecia found. And yet, he treats her like she's invisible. I want him to stick around long enough to be booted out by a grand scheme of Alecia's creation. Preferably while he smugly sits at Tribal with an idol. Bounty might actually be worse than Dan Foley (and THANK YOU, Survivor, for constantly reminding me of that guy)! While Dan treated the women in his tribe like they were morons, Bounty is barely acknowledging that he has someone named Alecia on his tribe.

Because why not? It's like he pulled 14 random words out of the dictionary, handed them to the tattoo artist, and said, "Draw that!"

Kendall's thread is the only place where we can see the accomplishments, and not the shenanigans, of any member of this family. Well done, Kendall!

Might need its own topic, as it is highly subject to interpretation. Scot's back mess could be up for debate as well - I just remember seeing the word POISON spelled out in huge purple letters with what looked like the tattoo artist's drunk interpretation of a Jackson Pollock painting.

I think Liz and Peter assumed Neal had an idol (based on an interview Liz gave after she was booted).

I'm pretty sure that's against the law in her mind...safety be damned.

His massive ego must've squished his frontal lobe.

And I truly hope that the players who most underestimate her become the very same players that she herself has a strong hand in sending home. That video cemented it - I am really rooting for her to go as far as she can.

I'm on the southwest side of the state and I smell it here, too. And I think his back tattoo is an octopus trying to eat a sheep, but the tattoo artist got bored and didn't feel like finishing the sheep. I'm nervous for next week's episode. I'm all for making Survivor challenging, but not to the point of what looks like several cast members down and at least one evacuation. Of course, I also cringe every time I see a challenge that involves one player grabbing a pole while several others gang up and try to rip the person off and drag them towards a finish line. Also not a fan of blindfolding players and having them walk into sharp objects. It seems counterintuitive to make the challenges that dangerous, because voting someone off is often not necessary in those situations.

Yes, what on earth was the little creature in the tree, shown right before Aubry and Debbie had their chat in the shelter? I don't know if this was the lizard with lips that you saw, but that's an accurate description of what I saw. I couldn't decide if it was cute and cuddly or spiny and scary.

Ah. I didn't know Khloe could do that.

Spurge is a cutie but the first thing I thought was, "WOW, he sure looks like a Duggar."

I thought he reburied it under another tree but I could be wrong. I did think it was sweet that he thanked the tree for the idol, too.

And I may be mistaken, but I believe Bounty replied, "the base of what tree?" Um. That would be the tree where you saw Cydney and Alecia digging. And Alecia is the airhead. I too was ticked that Alecia was never given a chance at the challenge. I wonder if she asked and was told no, or if they just ignored her like they did when they found the idol. I think that's what bugs me the most about Bounty and Lurch - they ignore Alecia completely because they think she's a non-entity, until she does Survivor-type stuff like make fire and find the clue to an immunity idol. Both of which no one else could or bothered to do. And here I didn't think it was at all possible to despise a player, let alone two, more than Foley. Good work, Survivor!

That's why I don't care to hear any part of his sob story at all, but I'm certain that we will. Don't try and sell us your soft and tender heart when you go on national television and don't bother to learn the name of one of your tribemates because you think she's a useless airhead. Guess what? She's someone's daughter, too.

So Kourtney and Kylie hang out with Adrienne. Then Rob hangs out and Instagrams himself with French Montana (excuse me, I can't type that name without laughing.........okay, I'm done). What is it with this family? I am trying to imagine hanging out with someone who hurt one of my sisters and posing happily for photos, but I can't. They literally have no boundaries. It's like once you are sucked into the Kardashian family's twisted web, that's it - you're in for life.

This is an excellent and well-written synopsis. It's also terrifying, because it's true.

What puzzles me is, did this guy watch any previous episodes of Survivor before applying? At all? Because when you start puffing out your chest and talking like you own the game, other people tend to notice, and they typically don't like it. I wish he'd gotten the boot instead of Liz, only because I think he's going to be more insufferable going forward.

Aww, I think Khaleesi is right! Having watched him on BB, I can't yet decide if he's getting a good edit on Survivor or perhaps he's done some growing up during the break between the shows. I hope it's the latter. I can't help but feel like he is a good person at heart. Time will tell.

I am also wondering about the super idol...are there two idols buried at each camp? Or will each tribe have one idol and be forced to find out post-merge who has the other idols to make that super-idol? It's interesting, because it could force people to align that might not have otherwise done so, but it's a bit confusing.

I want Alecia to kidnap the bear and give it back covered in tattoos made from berries with both its ears gauged. Every time Jason utters the words "southeast Michigan," I wilt a little bit inside. The Detroit area does not need to be represented by this tool. Loved how Alecia found the clue while the two tattooed morons sat there proclaiming that she was far too stupid to find it. I was then enraged when they retrieved the idol and refused to look Alecia in the eyes while she stood there watching. I want Bounty gone and I want Alecia to be the mastermind behind it. And I don't even want to hear one word from that guy about how that teddy bear reminds him of his sweet daughters back home. Don't. EVEN. I have worked in healthcare for years. Nobama reminds me strongly of some of the biggest egos I have ever dealt with. I too wish he'd been voted out because I have the feeling that Liz might not be quite so hard to handle, come the merge. I can see Peter and Nick teaming up and doing damage, 'cause they are both so handsome and all. I didn't realize until last night how truly awful Scot's back tattoo is. Debbie wouldn't scare me so much if she didn't yell at the cameraperson in her talking heads. The. TIME! TO! ACT! IS! NOW! Yikes!!

Oh YUCK, that didn't occur to me...I mean, they must be fishing long, curly, sprayed hair out of their food all day long. GAG.