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Just curious, do you know what he studied? He's always struck me as a quiet, thoughtful kid who got plopped into the middle of a circus that he didn't know how to handle.

And is there any chance that they lay awake every night, all night long, staring at the ceiling and wondering what will become of them now that they've sold their souls? Doubtful but I'd like to think it's a little bit true.

Did Dayton ever graduate from NAU? Since he was the reason (through no fault of his own) the entire clan moved to Flagstaff in the first place.

He's already unhinged. He talks about Robyn like she's his sun, moon and stars. I have to wonder if the intensity of his ceaseless, crazy-eyed adoration makes her uncomfortable. He's so paranoid that he's been left by three other women, it must make him crazy to think that she would leave him too so he treats her as one of his precious, priceless art pieces (lolz). That kind of worship - even though it's what she wanted initially - might be too much for her to handle, now that she can no longer "dilute" Kody by telling him to go visit someone else for a few hours. However - this was the Dark Queen's plan. Now she's won and must live forevermore with the Court Jester in her face 24/7. I do not feel bad for her. He told Robyn on their attic date that he would have a hard time listening to a sermon if he couldn't stand up and contradict the pastor. Can you imagine Kody in a pew, scribbling notes on his church bulletin like a maniac, red-faced, sweaty ringlets stuck to his head, spontaneously jumping up to give his interpretation of the sermon to a stunned congregation while Robyn slinks down in her seat and Aurora and Brianna sneak out the back door? Actually, if we have to be subjected to Kody and Robyn for another season, this is exactly what I want to see.

But then how would you know that she got a tattoo over her left ta-ta? I'm just surprised she didn't make David saunter in shirtless so everyone could coo over their matching tats.

Josephine's Bistro: Interior, attic, daytime: Kody: So, what's a' happenin', hot stuff? Robyn: Well, I was sorta wonderin', like kinda thinkin' that maybe, sometime, perhaps 'Rora 'n Briennnnnna could maybe think about considering the possibility of them, perchance, finding a...you know, a church? (audible gulp) Kody: (steeples fingers under chin to mimic a thoughtful pose): Listen. That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight. Losing my religion. Robyn: They were just sorta kinda thinkin' about like maybe they might someday-- Kody: Tell me about the first time you saw me, babe. Robyn: Huh? Again? Um, okay...*giggle*...I gazed at you. Kody: I held your gaze longer than you held mine. You looked away first! Har-har-har! (thumps chest, shakes hair noodles) Robyn: Sure, Kody, that's what happened! *giggle* So back to -- Kody: SHOW ME YOUR BLINGY WEDDING RING Robyn: Um? 'Kay.....here it is.... Kody: Just making sure it's big and shiny and sparkly and huge enough to scare off the line of guys that will definitely be hitting on you the second you walk into church! Don't want anyone to think you're a single mother! They'd have to go through me! (flexes biceps, pecs and gluteus maximus simultaneously) Robyn: So, you wanna go to church with us? Kody: I hate religion. They wanted me to cut my hair. But I also love religion. Just not my religion. Maybe someone else's religion but only if I get to do whatever I want. No one puts Kody Brown in a corner. Maybe an attic, but not a corner. So I might want to go but I also don't want to go but you can go until I decide that I also want to go. You want dessert? Robyn: ........................... /end scene

I'm not sure but Christine rhapsodized on how delicious it was so now I need to know - when you watch the show, maybe you can tell. And now I am off to Google "birria" because that looks really good. :)

I read Maddie's Taeda Farms blog, and I have to say - there is nothing more "Brown" than the caption with the picture of Janelle, who - although not one single seed has been planted yet - "has been picking flowers in her mind." If only invisible flowers could create a lovely imaginary bouquet.

Can anyone enlighten me on whatever the sauce/consumme/dip was that Christine put on her taco that she couldn't resist and which immediately dripped down on her chest? Re-reading that, it sounds like I am asking something completely different but to be clear, I am talking about the restaurant. Also, Kody - why are you so concerned with your impressionable, sheltered, naive, barely out of their 20's daughters falling into a cult? Just asking for Meri, Janelle and Christine. Get back to me on that when you're done staring at Robyn like Hannibal Lecter stared at Clarice. Kthx.

Stupid is as stupid does - but there are innocent people on the roads alongside the Rods who would probably prefer that these imbeciles pay attention to what they're doing behind the wheel of a car. Purposely ignoring safety hazards under the guise that they are specially "protected" gives Jill license to not have to watch over her own kids. I hope they spit in her nail polish. She seems to think that her religious beliefs are designed to support her selfish decisions and everyone else can kick rocks if they don't approve, because she is and will always be holier than thou. Also, that video of Jill and Dave defrauded me in about 17 different ways. She sure does work very, very hard to make sure we know how much she loves that hunk. It's almost as if she's trying to convince herself.

ZZZzzzzZzzzzzzzzz..... Sigh. Sad that these threads aren't hopping like the old days but I totally understand - I zoned out for about 50% of this show. I can't believe they're filming another season. But will I watch? Of course I will. The wedding stuff is such a snoozefest. Christine is in lurrrve. She loves David more than Kody. Loves David different than Kody. David loves her different than Kody...we get it. Engagement party, blah blah blah. Only good part of the party was when Hunter went up to Janelle and told her she looked amazing. Hunter rocks. Great kid. Did not need an entire segment of Christine spilling taco sauce on her dress. That drivel is only interesting to Christine. Meri and her friends re-re-re-capping things that we have seen 124 times over the past couple of seasons - mildly more interesting. I did like when Meri called Kody a dumbass. That was fun. Speaking of dumbass and dumber-ass, why is it that Josephine's is the only restaurant that will allow the Browns to film? I do enjoy how they shoved Kody and Robyn back up to the slanted attic space for "date night." Smart way to keep them and the film crew from disturbing the other guests, and to prevent one of Kody's stray ringlets from falling off and scaring someone into thinking an albino rat has managed to get into the establishment. But I never - and I mean NEVER - want to hear those two talking about their disturbingly intense "love" for one another. Blergh. They are so weird - Robyn seems hesitant to talk to Kody about religion because he gets ragey. Meanwhile, Kody is staring at Robyn with what I am sure he thinks is deep passion but comes across as mainly possessive and stalker-ish when he tells her that he'll allow her to go to church with AuroraBrianna up to a point, but then he'll have to tag along to ward off the line of men who are going to hit on Robyn if they think she's a single mother. As if. These two spend an awful lot of time trying to convince us that they've each majorly scored by marrying each other. Pretty sure no one else wants either one of them. Enjoy your delusion and your attic steaks. Did you guys know Christine is getting married? Just checking.

She will likely get the same reaction as when she played her idol..."Wow. Ok, whatever." I am rooting for Rachel based on her acting alone. Having an idol while everyone tells her she's going to be voted out - I don't know that I would be able to keep the "Hahaha, suckers!" from showing on my face. You cannot smile, nor smirk, nor play it too hard the other way and cry and beg. I am impressed. I get it, red wine is delish. But I will never understand why these people - who haven't eaten normally for days or weeks - decide it's a good idea to chug alcohol at a reward. Then you end up like Teeny, spilling secrets and wondering why she's clueless about everything going on around her. At least she didn't pull a Big Tom and perform an interpretive dance. Hopefully next week is the last time we see the collective "stank faces" on the jury members as they take their seats. I'm very much over it.

If someone who has never heard of Jill Rodrigues asks you to explain who she is, just show them this photo and you will not need to say a word.

Dave probably also knows that it's Jill's gift of grifting and her meager Plexus sales that allow him to relax, watch his map, and not bother to have to learn how to print something other than smiley tracts. Why rock the boat if it's working so well for him?

Do they still attend the church where we think the pastor told Dave to manage his woman or have they moved on again?