Victor the Crab

If Jon hadn't left, he'd be dead by now. He had already been burned out by all the depressing news, he couldn't possibly have taken a daily shot to the gonards of covering the Drumpf regime. Especially after Jon was so giddy about covering Drumpf's campaign once he announced his candidacy for president. He probably has major regrets about that. And it really doesn't say much about millennials if they were waiting for someone like Jon to inspire them to go out and vote. Wasn't Bernie Sanders good enough for them? Still, good to see and hear Jon talk again. I miss the dude.

At this point, I'm really tired of having to see a Drumpf rally (that he holds to avoid doing any real hard work) where the Grating Pumpkin is throwing rancid red meat to his sycophantic stupids and they're gobbling it all up. It's like a horrible God awful movie that keeps getting played over and over again without any change. And the latest field piece from last night was made worse as it was covered by Michael Kostas, who has to be my least favourite TDS correspondent, ever! Not happening. Not when you have the entire right throwing all sorts of manners out the window and acting like brats, with Drumpf leading the charge, and then accusing the left of being temperamental triggered snowflakes who need to grow up, and there's no calling them out on their hypocrisy from the Liberally Biased Mainstream Media™. But when the left push back a little bit, then the same LBMaMe™ WILL call them out, shaming them and telling them to grow up. There's some serious problems right there.

At the end of the season nine ender, where they are in space, we saw cryogenic tubes where the crew was stored in, all with their own digital names on the side. One said "R Gillette", which means Ray will more likely be coming back. But if Adam Reed is done voicing him, I could see them turning Ray full android/cyborg, seeing as how that was the direction they were headed given Ray continually getting crippled and losing his body parts, and that his voice would be digitized, much the same way Stephen Hawking was.

What was so funny about Trevor using a photoshopped image of Mr. Rogers giving the finger was that in the early, black and white days of his show, Fred Rogers actually raised both his middle fingers up for the cameras to see. And here's the proof: http://

I got a big laugh at the 7 Eleven chlamydia ad. That was something I did not truly expect. But I wasn't impressed with the giant sneaky penis, and was even less impressed with perverted Santa, which went WAAAAY too long IMO. Enrique Pena seems to me to be the Mexican John Edwards. And that Amlo guy looks like a little bit of Drumpf, and a little bit of Bernie. Which means he's all talk. Not someone I'd want to trust in running a government. Personally, the person who SHOULD be running for Mexican president is the mayor of Piedras Negras. She look like she don't give a fuck. My eternal damnation will include white noise of Hoda and Kathie Lee talking together and LOUD. O.o

Trevor going "Num num num num num num num" is never not funny. More of that is needed. I would gladly go back to the black and white era where televised political debates were dull and boring and had considerable amounts of substance, like what we saw between William F. Buckley and guy with dark rimmed glasses smoking a pipe that I have no idea who he was, rather than the daycare center gone to Hell that passes for political debate on cable TV news networks.

I find little children unleashing swear words to be quite adorable. You have to think their parents were cool with their kids doing this, Ugh! Chuck Schumer is so lame. Couldn't the Democrats bring his niece Amy along to fir up the base and not be so fucking embarassing?

You don't fucking get it, do you Bill? Recessions hurt a LOT of people. Even those who didn't vote for Drumpf because of the damage he would unleash. A recession under the big fat cheese can easily turn into a depression because of the policies he enacted. Would you still be rooting for that?!! And besides, there's no guarantee that Drumpf's numb headed supporters would turn on him if such an economic downturn would happen. They'll just accept the right's accusations that it was all Obama's fault. And speaking of which, don't give us your fucking sob story about you losing your money in the last great recession. You were able to recover quite nicely to give Obama a one million dollar check for his re-election campaign in 2012, so you will never be affected by any downturn. You really think we're all that fucking stupid, do you? Ugh! Michael Moore and Ben Shapiro on the same show! Two very deserving douchebags of a massive fist blasting to the face.

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Deep Space Archer. Always figured that's where the final season would be taking us.

I did notice the tag from Roy. I still think there were better choices.

When I saw Monday's lineup, I assumed there would be two interview segments. One for Sen. Gillibrand, and the other for the two distinguished guests. Trying to interview three people together in a short period of time creates something of a clusterfuck. Just when you think Drumpf couldn't be a bigger baby than he already is, the news that he tears up official documents shows there are no limits to his childish petulance. That whole sports talk segment between Roy and Ronnie didn't really work for me. I don't know why, but Ronnie looked like a fish out of water. Was it deliberate? There were better choices for the MoZ, like the Fox News talking head making a Freudian slip about the Drumpf/Kim summit as a meeting of two dictators, or even a tribute to Anthony Bourdain. The video mashup of LeBron and Curry was just a complete waste of space.

^^THIS!!! Nixon and his cronies didn't need to find any way to bring down the Democrats. Because the Democrats were able to do it all on their own. And Nixon and the GOP could sit back in the big sofa and watch the slapsticks like they came home from school to watch the Three Stooges. This may, arguably, be Gilbert Gottfried's finest work. I noticed it too. But I also noticed Wayne Gretzky's name. That's just the Canadian in me. Only a crew like LWT's writing staff can come up with a diverse list of people from Pink to Fatty Arbuckle, who was so one century ago. Ollie's latest look at Stupid Watergate™ might as well be a look at how Fox News operates. It's all about giving specific people what they want. A certain point of view that confirms their narrow minded worldview over facts. And they've been successful at it for over 20 years, going through the motions of administration changes. If a Democrat is in the White House, like if Hillary had won, they would be attacking them 24/7 with no mercy making them out to be the biggest traitors ever. But if its a Republican, they'll find excuses to cover for them and even go after their critics for dare questioning them and America (and in Drumpf's case, act as its mouthpiece). And their audience gobbles it up completely. Sean Hannity is a ginormous tool, but he's an effective one, doing Fox News and the GOP's dirty work for years. Roger Ailes may be wormfood now, and Rupert Murdoch's control is slowly being handed over to his children, but it's still business as usual over at Pravda America, aka Fox News, and will continue to be. No one should be surprised about the Brits banning television coverage of Parliament for satirical purposes. Jon felt the same ban years ago when he did a spoof covering the British Parliament on TDS and, the following week, let them know how he felt. Or maybe Ollie already knew about it, and put out that series of clips about the House Speaker just to see if they'd go ahead and censor that clip. I'm rather glad Ollie never brought up the fiasco that was Drumpf vs. the G6. That shitshow was so unnecessary, so depressing, and doesn't bode well for anyone. Chef. Anthony Bourdain. Nothing else.

They can do better, when they try. They just don't seem interested in following the path Jon Oliver and Last Week Tonight have taken. It's one thing to speculate about whether a recession will cause Drumpf supporters to turn on their Dear Leader. But for Bill to actively root for one for that very reason is so much fucking ignorant on his part. He comes across as Susan Sarandon, wanting an economic collapse when they will never ever suffer one bit the way millions of Americans will.

I always knew that, when right wing asshats started whining about Roseanne Barr getting taken off the air over her dumbass tweet and then them demanding Samantha Bee get taken off as well for her using the c-word on Ivanka, Bill would find a way to blame all this on liberals. This is why Bill is of no fucking help to the left.

Hilarious episode. Anthony Bourdain (RIP) totally nailed his character.

Thanks. But, to be honest, I was expecting some kind of sketch that captured the maelstrom of a week her and her crew had to endure. But her opening speech worked very, very well.

The Facebook segment should be a clear reminder to everyone that fuckface Zuckerberg's pledge to clean up the site will quickly fall on its face. Facebook really has no more reason to go straight than the Mafia does. And will Congress put pressure on Zuckerberg to follow through on his pledge? Not a fucking chance.

I'd expect there to be a cold opening tonight in regards to the whole controversy from last week.

Rita Moreno is never not hot! And the whole FuckHippos meme reminded me of the glory days of the Colbert Report when Stephen always reminded his nation about the dangers of the GODLESS KILLING MACHINES that is bears. Enjoyed all the funny bits. Especially the one where the letter Drumpf received was from Melania telling him she moved to North Korea. lol. But I have to get this off my chest: FUCK YOU HBO CANADA!!! Care to explain why you put Wyatt Cenac's show in Ollie's 11:00PM slot? And that you re-ran Wyatt's show again a half hour later? Heads need to roll for that bush league move!

Really? From what I've seen, traditional Democrats have been winning special elections post 2016, while the Bernie favored candidates and propositions have been left on the curb. America is not ready to embrace European style socialism just yet. And if they have any chance of succeeding, they're better off not having by their side an all bark no bite nihilistic showboat like Bernie Sanders who has managed to polarize the left while making the right wet themselves in laughter. Bill handled the whole "whataboutism" critique of calling Drumpf a half orangutan on his father's side as effectively as only he can. And the entire New Rules, including his sermon, was brilliant.

Personally, I would never go out of my way to demand a call for the cancellation of a TV show or the ruining of a career for something stupid or controversial the person said, Barr included. Of course, Samantha has never had the history of saying stupid or controversial comments regularly the way Barr has (or Bill Maher for that matter). And there's whispers out there that Barr's attitude and behavior during the shooting of the reboot was so bad, that ABC/Disney saw her tweet as an excuse to shit can her and her show. That's why I said it would be tragic if the TPTB at TBS cancelled Samantha's show for something like a "both sides" measure. Apparently, Samantha is getting support for her use of the "c-word" from the likes of Kathy Griffith and Michael Moore. Take that for what you will.

I think what Samantha was trying to do last night was to use the "c word" in the same manner as some African American males use the "n word" on each other. It seem to have blown up in her face big time. She has apologized and TBS says they will stick by her and her show. Let's all hope so. It would be tragic if they cancelled the show and we lose a very important voice.

That's a pretty good metaphor.

Did anyone watch Wednesday's show? Samantha's right when she says ICE needs to be disbanded. Which means Drumpf and the Republicans will not only keep it intact, but also expand it for many reasons. Not the least of which is "librul teerz iz tastee, hyuk!" On behalf of all Canadians, I would like to apologize for the walking, breathing asstain that is Jordan Peterson.