Victor the Crab

Look Ollie. Alabamans keep on electing imbeciles, like Kay Ivey, to run their governments. So they get what they deserve when they freely and openly vote those people in. And yeah, they're okay with all of what they do. So your attempt to stand up for them is all wasted! That opening from the Latvian entry of Eurovision cracked me up. Perhaps Ollie can invite them to New York to perform that song on his show.

It used to be that the crazy people would print and distribute their theories and suspicions to only their fellow crazies. And sometimes plaster them on poles and fences around town. Here in Canada, the late and notorious Holocaust denier Ernst Zundel used to do that around Toronto for years. But now, the internet, and it's red headed stepchild social media, have ruined all that, possibly for good. Now people are posting their batshit theories on line and getting into everyones faces about it. And that has caused a surge in people believing this bullshit.

Considering it's from Goop, I'd say that's normal operating procedures from that overrrated, overpriced outfit of Gwyneth Paltrow's!

COVIIIID!!! You just infected Jon Batiste and for that YOU MUST DIIIIEEE!!!!!😠😡🤬

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I was LOLing that for the longest time!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hate him!!!😠😠😠 He looks tooooooo goddamned good!!!☹☹☹ 😁

Oh God, did I laugh hard at that or what?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 As in Benjamin Button Syndrome?🤔😁

But Bill can't handle change. He's always believed that his views were the right ones that need to be heeded by the public. That belief of his comes from behaving like a narcissistic bully for so long. He can't seem to get it into his thick head that society evolves and that there's been a growing intolerance to his style of "humor", which has been at times punching down at people who don't deserve it. Berkeley cancelling his gig had the effect on Bill the way 9/11 had on Dennis Miller. He's becoming more like those intolerant assholes on the right who are far more likely to attack those trying to help rather than those inflicting misery, which is why he went after Dr. Anthony Fauci, who's trying to get the country vaccinated against Covid, while praising Republican governors Ron DeSantis and Gregg Abbott over the way they've "handled" the situation, which was criminally poor. Bill changed his mind because he's looking for a new audience that will be more appreciative of his brand of "humor". And that audience he's looking for tends to think the likes of Greg Gutfeld are "funny!"

After years of slamming Republicans and the right and mocking their supporters, Bill suddenly decides their batshit opinions are worth listening to. Another reason why Bill is someone who doesn't deserve to be taken seriously!

But Bill takes it far, far further than the likes of either Goldberg or Hostin would ever go. He's the absolute fucking worst of the worst!

A mother got her death sentence, for a crime she didn't commit because she was strongarmed by her interrogators to confess, postponed and looked into getting overturned for the outrageous way she was prosecuted. That is the ONLY thing that matters!

And you just know he's going to bring that up on his next show!

GOOD! Now let's see them overturn that monstrosity of a conviction!

I plan on wearing a mask for the foreseeable future, until it is safe to not wear it. If some micro dicked asswipe, like that bunghole Bill, tells me to take it off, they're going to be so fucking sorry they tried to confront this 6'5" 250 pound male about masks. And in that bunghole Bill's case, he'd get it far worse. Like being hospitalized!

Plus, the angry voice guy was broken over the pumpkin spiced seltzer. As far as hollow chocolate Easter bunnies are concerned, as a child, I didn't give a fuck if it was hollow or whole. IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING MILK CHOCOLATE BUNNY! ERGO, IT'S NOM-NOM TIME!!! When Ollie brought up the Pennsylvania primaries for Senate, I thought he was going to talk about the Democratic one between Conor Lamb and John Fetterman. But yeah, Dr. Oz? No thank you! Sadly, his Republican challenger isn't any better! And with police interrogations, my mind immediately went to that woman who was coerced into lying that she killed her infant, when she clearly didn't, and is awaiting execution later this month. Why hasn't there been enough talk about this obviously outrageous case of corruption? It's frightening to think that police interrogators can force innocent people to confess to crimes they didn't commit. It could be you or me! Another example of why we need massive police reforms! It would have been interesting had Ollie brought up the revelation this past week that Jared Kushner personally profited $2 billion dollars from the Saudi government. It would have tied in nicely with the show's opening credits tribute to Gilbert Gottfried.

If Netflix truly wanted to piss off Russian viewers even more, all they have to do is give them only one thing to stream and watch. And that would be Volodymyr Zelensky's Ukrainian sitcom Servant of the People! Hugh Laurie certainly has that new grizzled look of his down pat!

Bill is in need of a savage boiler room beatdown just for that!

Lumping OANN with Russian state television. Coincidence? I think now! And judging from Ollie's reaction to the news that OANN is suing LWT for libel, he's not the least bit concerned they'll succeed. Because it's nothing but sour grapes on their part. If only there was something we could use to tell these sites "JUST WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU ASSHOLES FULLY GET?!!"

Doubt it. Borscht is a dish created. A potato on its own... ...is potato!😁

Since we can't have Stephen's bad impersonation of the previous president anymore, him saying "...is potato" is a pretty good consolation prize!

Stephen looked like a proud papa the way he gushed over Jon B these past two nights. Can't say I blame him though. Jon B is someone you'd like to hang out with!

And he didn't break a single one!😁

What I liked about Ollie's bit on Madison Cawthorn is that he went right at the person responsible for this mess; Kevin McCarthy, who showed that he was a weak excuse of a leader as well as exposing what Republicans really care about, which is their own self images to America.

HOO-BOY!!! Ollie’s gonna have something to talk about regarding the World Cup draw. England and the United States are drawn together in the same group again. As well as Iran and the winner of either Wales, Scotland, and Ukraine! 😳🤯😬