Miss Chevious

Did Laura sell her bed? Just a mattress and box spring on the floor is gross.

It's the "Eduardo" look. Short, permed and teased. It's the style of choice for practically every old lady (70 and up) everywhere. Church, bingo, grocery store...I see it everywhere. I told my kids, if I ever talk about getting a haircut and a perm when I get to that age, shoot me!

Deafen slept with her parents until she was 7?! Another piece of the puzzle.

I know! I swear they just make up some of this stuff. And phrases too. Some of them are way out there, hardly what one would consider to be common usage.

She’s the third Blues Brother. Been on the lam in the DR after she busted out of the joint.

Just like she handles everything else. Goes running to Daddy.

ITA, but is that even possible? Seems like Rachel attained the Pinnacle of Insufferability quite a while ago. When she was partnered with Brendan the last time she was on, she somehow managed to get out of doing every task that had the slightest bit of difficulty to it and made Brendan do it. This time around she's still doing it. Last night, Sister Ducklips did the bungee jump and the in the Water Down challenge, Ducklips did the harder part where she had to jump for the clue. Rachel should get the record for being on the most legs doing the least amount of heavy lifting. The Skater-By Award, accompanied by the Most Whining award. Pus I kept hoping Elissa's evelashes would fall off during those water challenges.

I’m laughing so hard at y’all’s comments, I can hardly type. Or think of anything cute to say.

Her scooter should just “disappear “ while she’s in rehab.

40 lb.

Susan and Rachel are cute. What the hell happened to Janine?

That guy’s pec dance in the commercial was hilarious!

Her habit of closing her eyes when listening is so off-putting!

Bet she hasn’t lost much.

I think everyone else should get an aerosol can of whipped cream just for participating. Squirt directly into mouth.

Maybe a previous balloon took a wrong turn and got stuck in there.

At least she didn’t have to write a letter.

The only thing that’s getting a workout is the balloon in her stomach.

It’s the scooter that’s making her look fat.

She can’t have worked that hard! Only a 7 lb loss.

Good evening Pounders! My eating habit tonight was a small pizza. Delivered right to my door. I’m an old lady and never in all my years have I ever had a pizza to myself. I’ve always had to share with somebody. Siblings, friends, husband, kids, grandkids, etc. I’m savoring every bite! Washing it down with a beer! Going all out decadent tonight! Yeah, Janine is a whiner.

In the episode, Nicole is packing for two! I didn’t realize she was schlepping May along to witness her Daily Giant Pawfest Sexcapades on the beach with Azan. It was not specifically mentioned, so naturally I assumed May would be left in the care of Robbalee or someone else in the family because who would want their child to sit there and be a silent witness to her mother’s pent-up hormones exploding in a massive PDA marathon. We all know Nicole can’t control herself and will fall on Azan like a starving Sumo wrestler. Ewwww. Plus there goes the cost of another ticket too. And by the way, I couldn’t help but notice that trailer was in a sorry state. Overflowing trash can in the kitchen, dirty walls, clutter everywhere and Nicole’s bedroom was a mess. And of course Robbalee has to tear over there after Nicole calls her to let her know Azan’s bailed. She should’ve just stayed put, said I told you so and hung up the phone. Gosh, what a train wreck. Just when you think Nicole can’t get any stupider...

Wow, they’re getting their contestants from the shallow end of the gene pool lately. On today’s show, a woman was the third bidder and she bid 795 after the first bidder bid 800, giving herself a whopping $5.00 leeway. Then in the Showcase Showdown, the contestant’s bid was $4600 for trips to Alaska, Texas AND China. Drew even asked him, are you sure you don’t mean $46,000? Nope, he answered, $4600. I guess he didn’t realize the trip to Alaska alone would be more than his total bid. SMH!

Angie and her whole fam damily are vulgar, just vulgar. But I do give Desiree a bit of a pass due to lack of a positive role model. With a mother like Angie, she was doomed from the start.

She turned them off. I saw them last night and they were 100% negative.