Miss Chevious

They’re all laughs and giggles until they’re not. That Tammy can turn her emotions around on a dime. When she gets wound up, it ain’t pretty. I agree that deep down inside they’re very unhappy people. And outside they’re very unhealthy people. Just the very fact they need to go truck weighing station to get weighed should be a clue. I’m dumbfounded that anyone would actually watch their YouTube channel.

After watching this episode, I get the feeling they’re not going to do well with their new diet. They love their sodies too much! I had to laugh at the dietitian’s reactions to their answers to her food questions. She was so trying to stifle herself. And 5 fans showed up for their meet ‘n greet. A whole five people. Yep, they’re real media sensations all right. Pathetic.

I know! And when I first became acquainted with the Girls back in the day, I thought they were all so old!

Of course, the scales are wrong. That’s got to be it. That’s what they all say.

I hate to break it to you Amy but you ARE a Mack truck!

As a sad postscript to this grisly saga of a totally mismatched couple, reflect on this: Hanging somewhere in a faraway closet is an unworn white lacy wedding dress (size 5x) that stupid Robbalee shelled $795.00 for. Just waiting for the next victim...er, boyfriend. Cue the spooky music.

Cozi TV has been advertising the return of Roseanne. Sure hope Roseanne isn’t taking over the time slot currently occupied by Frasier. I would not be happy.

I’m not 100% sure but I believe Pat was out for about three weeks so we’ll be having Vanna hosting for at least another week after this one.

“Take me, Biff!” Pop. “Aww.” Makes me laugh every time too.

He had to be able to get to his Lucky Strikes!

It just wasn’t the same after Barney left. Don Knotts’ departure left a big hole in the fabric of life in Mayberry. Emmett and Howard did the best they could but it wasn’t as good. I think that’s why they favor the earlier episodes. It was fun seeing the later episodes in color though.

To Nicole, Azan was My World. And to him, she’s out of this world especially since her money dried up.

Bingo. You've hit the nail on the head with these great examples. My guess is Stan was a little bit on the lazy side too. After all, when they wanted to get a TV (flashback episode) it was Dorothy who got a second job to pay for it, not Stan.

MeTv has decided to change the programming for our 6:00pm local time slot. They have dropped Mama's Family and are now showing The Flintstones. I'm boiling mad about it. Who in the hell wants to watch Yabba Dabba Do instead of Mama. Bad decision. I miss my Mama. <sniff>.

Let's not forget between Gloria #1 and Gloria #2, the character's circumstances changed quite a bit. Gloria #1 was loaded with a houseful of servants and shopped at the same market as Bert Convy. #2 had been dumped by her rich husband and lost a lot of her social standing,. She was a bitter woman then at odds with the world and everyone in it, which could account somewhat for her animosity towards Dorothy. Gloria #2 was not happy to be in the same boat as her sister. And what better way to show it than by sleeping with her ex, Stanley the yutz.

Rebekah can take her sideways pursed up little mouth and get off my TV.

Those outfits! Ben and Zucchini look like they work at DisneyWorld!

Omg, Darcy and Tom are exclusive! It’s like Barbie in ‘60s! Going steady, squee!

Tiny Teem wears his cap even in a hot tub! Take it off, Teem!

What about apologizing for throwing the drink? Big Ang ain’t ever doing that.

Zucchini was staring at that ring wishing she had her jeweler’s loupe with her.

He must’ve been absent the day they taught that in Sex Ed in school. That’s the only explanation I can think of.

Thank you so much! Y’all are too kind. I took that picture in my bathroom the other day. No filters, light rings (wouldn’t have the faintest idea how to operate those) no dentures or plastic surgery. I’ve earned every wrinkle and age spot. Funny thing is, when I was 15, I looked like I was 30. If I went out in public with my siblings (7 and 10 years younger) people automatically assumed I was their mother! That happened a lot, sorry to say. All in all, we’re a fun bunch of people. If we all could get together in person, it would be positively dangerous, lol!

Zucchini can stuff it with that whiney voice. She’s not fooling anyone, she’s been around the block plenty. Which is totally at odds with what Ben is looking for. He wanted a Church Lady, he’s getting Party City. Plus she’s not at all keen on being a stepmother. Hightail it outta there, Benny Boy. And if having kids is so darn important to Mykull, why in the world does he hook up with an older woman who’s way past her childbearing years. Makes no sense. Ditto for Laura and Aladdin, Mr. & Mrs. Jiggy. These people terrorize me with their stupidity.

I think it was weird that Big Ang made Mykull ask her daughter for her aaaaigg. It’s as if she was afraid to because she already knew the daughter would turn her down. Plus I happened to notice when Ben was up on the rooftop talking on the phone to his friend, he specifically didn’t mention the bride price thing. He just said something like when he meets with the father tomorrow, after it happens then they’re married. It’s as if he’s trying to hide the fact he’s buying himself a bride.