Miss Chevious

Maja just doesn’t get it. She put the weight on by herself and she needs to lose it by herself. Ain’t nobody gonna do it for ya, hon.

She can’t follow her diet? What the hell else has she got to do?

Wow. Maja needs to take responsibility for her own actions. christian should go, he’s not into her.

I knew it! She hit the fast food again. Of course there are no salads in Texas. The 64 dollar question-did she pack pots and pans?

She’s her Mom’s Big Girl alright. Poor choice of words, Mom.

She’s bigger than her refrigerator.

She has such a defeatist attitude. Bitching she’s licked before she even starts! I wanna slap this one. Snap out of it!

No snacking....Pinocchio anyone?

Horizontal stripes, ugh. Why, why, why?

Christian is a real Sir Galahad. I’ll bet he’s going to book it soon.

She can get into a shrimpy Kia with ease but can’t manage a SUV?

It’s everyone else’s fault. It’s a conspiracy!

Everything is far in Houston!

She’s worried about bedbugs? She needs to worry about the bed breaking!!

Let’s see how this road trip goes. How many drive throughs will they hit?

That music is getting on my nerves....

How y’all doing tonight? Just tuned in. Another mother-daughter conflict in the making! What’s up with those ugly socks?

J is for Jake Smollens, the cute caterer that made a mean clam chowder. K is for Ken Whittingham, a real clown prince of a guy. At least he always had a hankie.

B is for Barbara Thorndyke, a snooty author. Blanche almost needed a Dramamine to get through chapter 3.

Okay GG lovers, fasten your seatbelts and pack your lucky string bikinis! Our local TV station announced the Golden Girls Cruise departing from Miami with stops in Key West and Cozumel on February 24, 2020. They’re promising GG Trivia Games, Dance Parties, Costume Contests, etc. Sounds like more fun than a roomful of singing Elvises! Who wants to go? I’d copy and paste the link but my phone isn’t cooperating. Google www.wfla.com and add Golden Girls Cruise for the info.

Y is for Yutz, a synonym for Stanley Zbornak.

H is for Harry, the sweet-talking bigamist Blanche almost married in the pilot episode. Or the other Harry - Harry Weston, the Girls’ next door neighbor who was both a pediatrician and a dreamboat.

Looking forward to seeing her follow up show. Goodnight all!

She’s losing but I still liked Justin better.

I’m beginning to think it’s the Dad that’s bipolar