Miss Chevious

Better keep Aladdin out of public bathrooms, Laura. Just sayin’.

Just like Azan. It’s rampant!

I want to slap the hell out of both of them, Sumit and Ms. Magoo!

Why is Sumit acting so afraid of his parents? Grow a backbone! And why is Mrs. Magoo Jenny putting up with it? They’re adults, for crying out loud! Both go to parents and tell them the truth!

Corey is as clueless as Laura is horny.

Corey uproots his whole life and when he gets to Ecuador, THEN he’s going to discuss future goals & plans with Evelin? Shoulda done that a long time ago! What an idiot!

She’s going to marry Ronald no matter what her sister says.

Laura better get used to 2 minute jiggy-jiggy. He ain’t gonna change.

Her “store” is as empty as her bank account. There is nothing to buy. I guess she was absent the day they taught the concept of supply and demand in HIgh School economics class.

Let’s hope Part 2 of the Tell All focuses more on the other couples. I’ve had more than enough of Chantal and Pedro.

Can’t wait to hear from Azan. Let the lies begin.

Chantal needs to shut her lockjawed mouth and stop interrupting. Pay-dro can’t finish a sentence.

A maroon and a half, in her case.

Oh god, Nicole is still in the horizontal stripes. No, just no,

In the words of the immortal Golden Girl Blanche Devereaux,, "Eww. Just Eww.".

I think she’s already mastered that one. Now she’s working on slipping the bonds of matrimony.

With Aladin’s track record, hope Laura brought plenty of batteries.

Laura’s feet must be super stinky after 22 hours in pleather ankle boots. It’s to his credit Aladdin didn’t pass out while removing them. P-U!

She looks like Mr. Magoo with those huge glasses!

Hide those wrinkles under a scarf Jenny!

I won’t be either. I’ve had all I can take of that dysfunctional bunch.

I like dogs as much as the next person, but if I have to see that Mercedes commercial one more time, I’m going to scream.

I agree completely. But that would mean Robbalee would have to grow a backbone, which at this late stage may be difficult (or damn near impossible) for her to do. Robbalee has been enabling Baby Beluga her whole life and knows by now it’s easier to just give in than to put up with the tantrums she throws when she doesn’t get her way. Plus Robbalee will do anything for May and Baby Beluga is ruthless about using May as a pawn. Both of them need intensive psychological counseling. Stat.

Ronald’s bachelor party. He lied. What else is he going to be lying about for the entirety of his marriage?

Sumit quit his job to help Jenny adjust? To what, life on the streets? Not a good move, bro. Jenny, pack your bag and take your unwashed and stringy hair home.