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Tins....if you want to play in the pool with the big Sharks, stop crying, stomping your feet and running out of the room every time you get pissed off! Use your words. In this group, you have to think fast and speak loud. Like when you yelled at Ramona at the dinner table to SHUT THE FUCK UP! I want to see more of that Tinsley.

If Tamra was the least bit gracious or had an ounce of class she would have walked her high and mighty ass over to Brianna, hugged her, thanked her for coming, made a few seconds of small talk or fawn over Brianna's kids for a minute and then excused herself to go get some food, drink or what ever you do to get away from someone at a party. She's nothing but a hillbilly that got lucky with this show. Can't stand her.

Perfect Post! Every. Word.

Shannon's weight gain started before the last reunion. She started gaining all season long, was complaining about it then and whining about working out. She was even making comments about it AT the reunion. After the season ended and the camera's stopped rolling, she really packed it on. So all this finger pointing about Vicki Gunvalson (Shannon loves using last names) spreading the rumor about David beating her being the reason for the weight gain is BS. Nice try though, Shannon Beador. Oh, and.... did she really take that piece of bread she was chomping on out of her mouth to show David how big the piece was? All I can say to that is God Bless You, David. God Bless you for putting up with that whackadoodle for all these years. This woman has deep, deep issues.

Shannon needs to replace the booze with some Xanax. Seriously, one a day will help keep the crazy away. I agree with who ever said she seemed tipsy at home at the pre-dance party and I'm sure she had too much to drink at the birthday party. I don't want to hear from Meghan how hard motherhood is. STFU! She lives in luxury, doesn't have to worry for a thing, doesn't have to work outside the home like millions of women do so just SHUT. IT!

I don't get why Sara invited Brianna. Are they friends? It was weird. You could tell Brianna was thinking "the shit I have to do to earn this BRAVO check"!

Most boring reunion, ever. Awwww.. Kathryn and Thomas still have the hots for each other. Those two make me sick. She bugs me but pregnant Cameran is very beautiful. I'm surprised Austen and Chelsea aren't together. Didn't they profess their undying like for each other in the finale? Hope they're not setting Austen up to be the new man whore next season.

I remember that episode. The twins said everything is all about Jazz, all of the time. It was sad. Jeanette felt bad but she didn't stop. What an entitled brat. What has happened to her? She was adorable, sweet, funny, smart the first season. Total 180. And what parents let their kid sit at the table and don't correct their manners?

She was so obnoxious! Andy was really getting annoyed with both her and Mike. It was uncomfortable to watch. And that dress was rediculous. Completely see-through except the boobs, which were hanging out as usual anyway. When Andy asked her to get up and model it, I almost died. Her entire ass was hanging out and her stomach. Unbelievable.

I am amazed at the living arrangements of these people. Chantal and Pedro- living in a tiny one room studio apt while he sends money to his mother. Pao- she's really lighting the modeling world on fire!- she has to bunk with those girlfriends but when hubby comes to town she gets a hotel room. She was probably sleeping on the couch at her friends. Then when Russ arrives, they get a place with what ever money Russ can pull out of his ass. Loren and Alexei- that is the weirdest condo ever. Looks like some Miami grandma owned it and hasn't updated it in 40 years. It's just plain creepy that two young people would be living in that place. I wouldn't be surprised it it was 90% all retired people living in that complex. Danielle- the trailer. At least it's hers. Jorge and Anfisa- bare, no decor at all. Looks like some extended stay hotel. Mohammed- the most normal place of all! Even if it is Port Richey, Fl. How the heck did he choose to live there? Nobody chooses to live in Port Richey when you're single and can live anywhere.

And so is his bestie, Pao. Anfisa needs to keep her fucking hands to herself.

And bleached! God, these people are disgusting. MJ and Reza are the worst. Must everything be about sex, every sentence have a sexual undertone to it? Did I really see MJ humping Mikes couch pillows at his party? She's pushing 50, right? They are trying way to hard to be edgy and funny. It's not working for me. Asa waited 5 mos to tell any of the fake friends that she's pregnant because she wanted to do it while they were filming the new season. SURPRISE! It's pretty obvious. How many times did Mike say I love you? Walk in to his party.. Hi, I love you, man! I love you to Reza, MJ, Asa, his dogs (ok, I admit that was cute). For fuck's sake, we get it, Mike. This season you are going to be the new mellowed out Mike that loves everybody! A little of MJ's mom goes a long way, they don't need to make her a regular. Why wasn't Tommy with MJ at Mike's party?

I get Blue being upset about his missing doll, what I don't think is right is that he was tearing up the house, making a mess and yelling about it. There were other ways for RA to handle that. Let him go to his room and cry it out, then when he calms down, go console him. That to me is an example of what's to come. I have a feeling that along with the problems of Darla working for Charley, Darla and RA are going to have serious disagreements about how to raise Blue. Hollywood and Vi- Yikes, his ass kissing is a bit too much for me. He's always around. I don't see him wanting to give Vi much space. She mentioned it a few times. He needs to get a job.

In the beginning of the marriage, I had such high hopes for Kroy. He seemed like a down to earth guy who was going to make some sense of that family. At first he did, I remember when he wouldn't agree to Kim buying Brielle an expensive car for one of her birthday's.I guess he's tired of fighting it and knows Kim and kids are going to do what ever in the hell they please. Plus, his football career is done so he has no money of his own coming in. That's sad.

I wonder how Sheila would react if N8 was the one that was contantly saying: I'm DONE! I'm DONE with you! I'll say it again, I am DONE! I'm not doing this! I won't do this! I don't want to be married to you! She started with that shit on the honeymoon and hasn't let up since. She admitted she can be vicious, so I don't agree that this is editing. This is Sheila.

I've lost respect for Terra because she stays with Joe, the drunk.

Every season there is one couple not having sex. It's nothing new. Boring. I don't see Danielle trying to promote her business like other people have seen. What did I miss? Maybe Anthony didn't complete the application because subconsciously he doesn't want to live in Ashley's sisters building! So Ashley's favorite position is on top. Thanks for letting us know that, production. I can't stand Sheila. I'm not going to believe it's all editing. She needs therapy. Nate, get a key, and next time your wife calls, don't tell her you're busy playing games and you will get back to her. You should know by now every single, tiny, little thing you do or say is going to upset her so don't make it worse. Both Ashley/Anthony and Sheila/Nate's apartments are messy. And they don't look homey at all. More like extended stay hotel rooms.

Our dog is a rescue and it was the opposite of some of ya'll's rescues. He was a terror at first. He hated all men. He snapped and growled every time my husband came near him or any man walked in our house. He messed in the house. When we went out, he would pull down the trash can and drag everything out of it. My husband said he wouldn't have a dog in the house that hated him. I pleaded with him to just give it a chance. We trained him, we were patient, it took some time. He grew to love and trust us. Now he is the perfect dog. Not kidding. Perfect. And cute as a button.

The only problem with Wacha is his owner. Andy doesn't know how to train/discipline his dog. He has plenty of money, he should have had Wacha in obedience training.

Why is everybody picking on Tinsley's hair when Sonja's stringy long mess is just as bad and Sonja has a good ten years on Tinsley? Oh, and, silly me, I never knew the Mary Tyler Moore show was supposed to feature Mary living in NYC? All these years I thought it was Minneapolis. Snark. Dumbass Dorinda.

What in the eff is wrong with Joe and what in the eff was that little doll thingy he was holding? He was stoned/drunk out of his mind. He should have been escorted off the stage. Maybe he was shown the door off camera. Oh, and I noticed he walked over to the couch without any crutches with no problem. Not even a limp. I wonder if Christy will ever get her voice back. I'm kind of feeling sorry for her. That surgery must have been brutal. If she can barely talk she needs to be off the show. I don't need to hear her whisper fighting with Terra, it's rediculous. Tonya is 100% right about Brianna loving the shit out of Matt. That's the bottom line and it's never going to change and Matt knows it. More power to ya, Matt. You finally found a sucker with a nice paycheck, hold on tight and keep doing your own thing at the same time. Seems to be working just fine for him.

Tins has plenty of money. She is suffering from Arrested Development and needs to be put on ADHD meds! That double date was painful to watch.

So the children are not to be in the presence of the maternal grandfather or HIS DOG? wtf?

There's a simple answer for that. Money. It's all about the money. Perfect example, Kathryn slept with both Shep and TRav (and a relatively short period of time between the two) but never made it to Craig even though he was interested in her. Not enough wealth for her.

I'm waiting for one or all of the new mommies (and Jinge and Joy when it happens) to admit they are not willing to "have as many children as god will give them". Jessa is already realizing how difficult it is after only 2. They also don't give themselves a break, they just keep pumping them out one after the other, they don't even have a chance to breath. Just look at Anna. I can't imagine having a house full of toddlers. It's a new generation, Jimbob and Michelle!