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No wonder Jesse seems annoyed. Darcy wears 6 inch Loubitians to walk the cobblestone streets of beautiful Amsterdam and then complains about having to sit down because her toes are crushed in the shoes! Get a clue, woman. You look rediculous.

Is that really possible? I mean to mix the sperm up like that? Who provides the egg? The surrogate carries the baby but it's not her egg? This whole subject is fascinating to me. I think I remembering Jeff saying last season the next baby would be from Gage's sperm, maybe I heard that wrong.

I find it weird that she would choose to be on this show yet we know nothing about her. Have we ever even seen her house? What does she do for a living? She adds nothing to this show. I would like to see less of Josh and more of Lee.

Aside from the bad taste, it seems like she goes out of her way to completely cover up her body. Why? Does she have body dysmorphia or something? It's such a contrast from everybody else with fitted dresses, stiletto's and boobs hanging out. And she's the youngest one of the bunch!

Jill is just a really bad actress. She should stick to writing, and not being in front of the camera.

Luann is never, ever going to let anyone see her cry! The only real moment I saw with her was when she was talking about her son. How he was protective of her, loved her and that he didn't have a very close relationship with Tom, which I took to mean he didn't like Tom.

Even if her insurance biz isn't doing so well, she's still earning $500,000 per season for doing this awful show, right? At least that's what I heard she earns, don't know if it's true or not but sounds accurate to me. After all she is the OG of the OC, lol.

Whose office did Aaron walk in to with all the boxes laying around half packed?

Only reason I can think of is that Cptn. Sandy didn't know about Bobby's hookup because nobody went running to her to tell her about it so she only discovered it when the episode aired and the season was over?

I can't stand Brandi's whispery baby girl voice and I can't stand Leann's military style abrasive bossy voice. The two of them together in any scene is pretty much unbearable.

Awwwww poor, sad puppy dog Adam. He fell in love with Malia the moment he saw her. Did you guys know that? Well, if you didn't, Andy Cohen will ask Adam about it 20 gazillion times. Who gives a F@#k!

PINK dog food? Rich people trying to stay busy. Make yourself useful and go work on some fundraiser, new lady. I'm sure Leanne can use the help.

Tamra IS very pretty. It's the disgusting vitriol that she can't help spewing out of her mouth no matter how Christian she pretends to be that makes her so very ugly to me.

She sure has let the world know. Over and over and over again.

Stop with the hot dogs, pleeaassee!! We get it, you can put any damn thing you want on a hot dog. We did not need 3 shows to point that out.

So Brandi sits there not saying a word (because evidently Leanne is going to do all the talking for her), and then gets up and leaves because she just can't take the stress of seeing Stephanie! She doesn't take a couple of minutes to talk to Stephanie and get off her chest the reasons why she's so hurt and upset, she would rather run out the door of a party crying. She acts like a 5 yr old. I have never seen a grown woman behave like this. Grow the eff up, Brandi! All the women are wearing the length of their extensions too long. They need a cut and style.

Only enjoyable part for me was watching Tamra on her 12 inch stiletto's tip toe on the tile down the hallway of Shannon's house trying not to fall and break a hip and Shannon sitting on her ass at the end of the hall watching her... then both of them hobbling towards the door. I'm kind of liking Peggy's husband. Apparently he thinks his wife is as dumb as the rest of us think she is! Shannon is a sad, sick woman. The minute Vicki leaves the party, she's practically jumping over the counter to get to the booze and food saying it's because Vicki stresses her out that much. STFU Shannon! You're giving Vicki much more power over you than she deserves.

These people are depressing me. Except for Jesse who actually seems to have a normal life. He must have an angle, I'm sure his motives will unfold in episodes to come.

That was kind of random for Dorinda to be dropping in on Bethenny's new place. It's not like they are friends or anything. I could see Carole doing that but Dorinda? No. Then the date with the missing tooth. The whole scene was weird.

That's the sign of an abuse woman right there. She was trying to calm him down so his temper doesn't escalate. What an exhausting situation to be in. After seeing that I have no doubt that he is physically abusive behind closed doors. I wanted one of those guys to beat the living fuck out of him!! He was completely shitfaced drunk the entire episode. Aside from all his other problems, he clearly has a big problem with alcohol which I don't think we were aware of until now.

Uh Oh, is jealousy rearing it's ugly head? Does Beth want Carole all to herself? Making comments about your bff's stinky cat pee apartment on camera isn't going to win you any points, Beth.

A milkshake and peanut butter toast? What ever you want, "Princess".... Ugh, he was talking to the women like they were little girls! Gross!

Any time I had a boss that didn't do their share was because as soon as they realized they had a great staff that they could dump on they did exactly that. Any time I had a co-worker that didn't do their share and got away with it was because they were busy ass kissing the boss and the boss was too stupid to realize they were being played.

Oh, shit, are we going to have to be subjected to this on the show? I hope not! What have they been married all of 5 yrs? Oh, yeah, that's a real milestone....

Tamra is such a liar! She posted pics on FB of her face after the lift and her eyes are all stiched up and bruised. Why would the fool do that after saying she only did lower? Clearly she had a full face lift. And there's nothing wrong with that, just don't sling your BS, Tamra.