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I can't stand these themed parties. I guess they have to do something to keep the show exciting. You know what else I can't stand? Both Brianna and Jasmine waving their hands around in every talking head! It just makes me insane. Sit on your freakin' hands if you have to for god's sake. Poor Tonya. She has to pretend to want to get married just to have a story line. I love her daughter, though. Telling Tonya they can't afford any carat diamond. Tell your mama, girl! Next season will be focused around the stress, angst, and fighting between Tonya and Kerwin over the wedding. Stay tuned!

Omg, her feet! I have a thing about feet, I think they are all disgusting, but Moaner, please get yourself a pedi and fresh polish change stat! And yes, you were 40. Once upon a time. Like 2 decades ago. Did I really hear Dorinda say she gave up her room to Moaner and Sonja? Damn Dorinda, why'd you cave like that? This is why these bitches behave the way they do, they get away with it!

I agree with him. He just may be good for her. Some people pick up learning a language easily. Some don't. I thing we can see what category Jinge (easy) and Jer (not so easy) will fit in to. Jinge is going to be growing and changing a lot, and gaining more self confidence along the way. I hope Jer can keep up with her maturing. I was lmao when Jinge was watching Jer do his weight lifting exercises in that small living room ( can't remember if that was that last ep or this one). She had lust in her eyes like she wanted to jump him right then and there and they were joking about it. I can't help it, those two truly crack me up!

Not saying anything is wrong with it at all. There is also nothing wrong Jeremy being from an Italian family and not knowing the language. It's quite common in the North where he is from. Especially 3rd generation Italian Americans. Back then (I'm going to show my age, now), in many households, it was important for immigrants coming to this country to raise their children to be 100% American. I think it was a mistake but that's how they felt. So who gets the nice house that Jim Bob owns that Jill and Derek are living in once they move? If I were Ben and Jessa I would be jumping on that now! They are out growing that little house and will most likely be popping out more babies every couple of years. Derek looks filthy, dirty and disgusting. There is no excuse. I keep thinking about how he looked when he was courting Jill. I always thought he was a nice looking, well dressed guy and his hair was always cut and neat. What the hell happened to him?

I grew up Italian and can't speak a lick of it. My parents are fluent, because their parents came from Italy and had to learn to speak English once they arrived here, one of my grandmother's never learned so they had to speak to her in Italian always. They also spoke Italian in front of us when they were talking about "adult" things and didn't want us to know what they were saying. We always laughed about it. It's a generational thing and not unusual at all. My takeaway from tonight's show: does Michelle do anything? They all kept talking about who did laundry, who was the better cook, who did the party planning, who went grocery shopping, etc. but Michelle's name was never mentioned. I understand in a family that big you need the help but really, what does she do?

Well, that stands to reason since the man needs crutches to walk. He obviously won't be walking around with the baby in his arms or be able to pick the baby up on his own.

15 minutes of food. 45 minutes of crafts. That pretzel salad did nothing for me. I must remember to split some hot dogs and grill em', then melt cheese on the bun. Why haven't I ever thought of that?

How romantiCAL !

Danielle: Make up your mind. You either want bangs (keep them trimmed) or you want to let them grow out (sweep them over to the side). Having them hang down midway over your eyes is no bueno.

She needs an orgasm. A big ole' orgasm. Hey Sheila, newsflash! You signed up to be on a TeeVee show. Camera's will be in your face on a TeeVee show. You don't get to call the shots. Get the eff over yourself. Poor Nate. They did mention, though, that they had a fight in the car. Sheila just didn't want it aired. But it's ok for Sheila to berate Nate about his finances and living in a garage. She was a total bitch at dinner. She didn't have any problem reading him for shit then. On camera.

The yelling and screaming was at an all time high. I could not take it! Even Christy with the one vocal cord who was instructed by her Dr. not to talk and started out writing everything ended up whisper yelling at Terra. Terra really, really enjoys pushing these ladies buttons. Tonya and Kerwin's fake ring shopping was unnecessary, boring, and we all know he can't afford a ring. Tonya will be buying that $30,000 gem. Who wants to take bets on whether or not there will be a Tonya/Kerwin wedding next season?

Matt knows exactly how to play Brianna. Everything is her fault. Or the girls fault. By the time he's done with the blame game, she's back to believing him. Matt is a total douche but I'm getting the impression that behind close doors, Brianna must be hell to live with. Matt keeps reminding her of that, time and time again. Any yet, he stays. Why are they moving again? Wouldn't surprise me if they are getting evicted.

Except at the last reunion when everyone unanimously agreed that she had a cocaine problem. I find her public drunken outbursts disgusting. I also find her outbursts as a guest in someone else's home (Ramona's Hamptons dinner party) disgusting. She can go batshit crazy on anybody she wants, just learn that there's a time and a place. Having said that, I really do like sober Dorinda. Luann admonishing the ladies for not saving the best room for her because she's a newlywed. This is the Lu I know and dislike. And this is why I don't care if her marriage falls apart in front of everyone's eyes. Because she's a fake, phony, entitled bitch! Bethenny is 100% right about that. Bethenny laughing hysterically and practically falling on the floor at the Bronx lunch was so funny!

Her long pauses between questions was awkward and weird and made Lamar more self conscience. It's like she forgets her train of thought. That's a bad sign of an interviewer that sucks. You have to keep the conversation and questions flowing. She does it on Hot Topics, too. Something is definitely going on with her. Maybe she needs to stop going to the club and get more sleep...! She is not on top of her game at all.

If Josh doesn't hook up with Kelsey there's no reason for him to continue to be on the show. Unless he and Liza just can't quit each other. In which case I will quit this show.

That is exactly it! And although I know they will love "baby girl", I think Jer is very disappointed it's not a boy. He should be thanking god every day that he can afford to buy a $400,000 house. TLC has been good to him, he hasn't done a damn thing to earn it. When I think back to young Jeremy I realize he always had a shitty personality. He's not warm, loving or caring about anybody. I will say one nice thing about him, though. I thought it was adorable when the cat was sitting in his lap as he was driving away from the old house, and Jer was talking to it. A nice moment. So yeah, I guess he cares about the cat.

He hasn't been on yet. He is scheduled this week.

All TV shows have a hiatus. Something to do with the contracts or laws or something. I always thought Wendy's was super long, though. Lamar isn't drugging but he admits he's drinking. Not good. Alcohol is a substance, right? Isn't the problem with an addict that they don't know when or how to stop? I don't think one or two drinks is something Lamar could control himself to do. If he can, he has some awesome willpower. I wonder why did he agree to come on Wendy's show. Usually the guests are promoting something, movies, TV, books, whatever. Not just to say hey, how you doin'.

Doesn't she usually go for the Daisy Duke shorts? She's always talking about wearing them off camera with her wild off camera wig. I don't know in what universe a 53 year old woman thinks that looks good. I have seen some pics of her with the shorts up to her crotch and it's not pretty. Maybe hubby Kev thinks it's HOT!

This show is big on off camera conversations. First, Catherine and crying Lyle with the marriage proposal ( I just want to fucking marry you, sob, sob), then, Ashley and her husband talking divorce. Why, show, why? It's not the first time, either. Is it not in their budget to show us their faces or something? What a crap fest. p.s. What exactly does Lyle do for a living? Are they both unemployed? No wonder nasal Catherine said they need to talk finances instead of proposals.

What does that even mean?

That was confusing to me. Really bad editing.

Compare that to Zach and Tori pulling in to their driveway with baby Jackson , and Tori crying upon seeing the cute stork on the lawn and nice landscaping Matt and Amy did for them. Zach + Tori= appreciative and grateful Jer + Aug= ungrateful assholes

I could not believe how wasted Shep was in the morning while delivering Cam her biscuits and gravy. I expected him to trip and go flying face first on to the deck, biscuit gravy everywhere! He has a very big problem. It's not cute. It's awful to see his demise. I don't get what's going on with him. At least Craig grew out of his getting drunk every night phase and he's alot younger than Shep. I can't help but believe no matter how much Shep denies it, he's jealous of Craig and Austen because he has directed most of his vitriol towards them all season.

I'd say the doggie was more his girlfriend than Kat. And guess who one of the producers is? None other than Whitney from SC Charleston. Oh, yay.