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This was my original introduction the wacky lives of the Housewives 8 years ago and I've been a Bravo Whore ever since! Bring it on...I'm ready for the antics. God knows the OC is boring as all get out so let's see something better! I want the monkeys to dance. Dance Monkeys, dance.

Jeff said before his Mother and Grandmother are that way and that's where he learned it. But that's not an excuse. He really is vile to his people. I had a boss who did that to me. I lasted a year. Now I'm in the same line of work but with wonderful, supportive bosses. It matters!!

That's how a lady closes a bag??? By jamming it full of crap then bouncing up and down on it? Just get another suitcase. There's nothing "ladylike" about bouncing on a dam bag. Pink dog food it the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Even Lisa Vanderpump doesn't go that far. She has a rescue shelter and HELPS animals. Not tries to make a buck off stupid ideas. I LOL at her husband. "You have to stop with the pink dog food". HAHAHAHAHA Dummy If my husband ; A-Made me "lists" of what iI should do, or B-bought a house I had never seen?? Wouldn't be my husband for long. At. All. She's not his wife. She's a trophy he can haul out. Liking Carey this year. Her husband is strange but OK she loves him. So bribing your kids is some new great idea? Lady they don't do what you tell them because there waiting for the treat offer first. That's how you get spoiled kids! And on a serious note---I was thinking as I was watching---WOW. Must be nice to live in those homes, have all the $ you want, and not have to work outside the home (or inside it either) just lunch, and shop. Then I looked around my apartment, saw all my beloved things, including the cat asleep on my lap, and I though NAH. I'm happy. Those bitches? Not so much.

Shannon wanting to open a restaurant made me roll far back in my head!!!!!!!! (No I'm not banning !!!! points LOL) I worked in food and beverage from the ages of 14 till 55. It is BRUTAL. I loved it but it takes a special kind of crazy to enjoy it..Honest. I was a gen. mgr. for a large chain and if I worked 60 hours a week it wa a "short" week. 80 was the norm. What's your food cost Shannon? What's your labor cost? Are you doing fine dining? Or casual? Are you hiring people who KNOW the business? What's your waste cap? Who are your supplies going to be? You need a kitchen mgr. (back of the house) and at least 2 mgrs. for the servers (front of the house) . Who is going to train your cooks? Who is going to train your servers? Do you know ANYTHING about working in a restaurant? Have you ever washed dishes for 10 hours because none of your dishwashers showed up? Seriously I could go on, and on, and on. But I'll stop. As my ex used to say "stupid, stupid, stupid."

Yes it is the greatest!!! Thanks to this board I've had one on one contact with someone from Syfy! (Face off) In my darkest days I had no one to talk too and I was so lonesome. I'd get up in the morning, make some coffee, pull up the boards and get to see what everyone else thought about my favorite shows. It made me feel...connected. And I needed that. I've shared a lot over the years, mostly because ya'll don't really know me! But it was truly a life saver for me. Ya'll don't know how much your words matter to those that are ill, housebound, or just lonely. I have a full life now, plenty of friends, and a great job. But I will always love the boards!!!!!

I just have to say I've been since since the TWOP days. I have NEVER gotten 29 likes or had my box turn pink. Until today. I way more excited than I probably should be but THANKS GUYS!!!!!

SO if I talk to a cop I MUST be a cop? What an idiot! I think he is "gangster" or at least grew up in that world. You know who else knows cops besides over cops? Gangsters! My ex had a LOT of cop problems (his own doing) & he knew (and even liked) quite a few cops from his times in & out of the system. It should go without saying that when I met him I said 1 single cop problem & we. are. done. He NEVER got in trouble after that!

Hi Guys! And to Mike S.---I'm 59 years old. My Mother was 41 when she had me. Naturally. There were no other choices in 1958! SO you can shut it. I've had plenty of Aunts & friend also, who have had "change of life babies". Go read a biology book. Woman get pregnant after 40! And trust & believe NO ONE in my family has $$$ for artificial anything! I have no sympathy for MJ. NONE. My parents are in a nursing home & I would NEVER leave the state, much less the country, if they were that ill!

KC---Thank You SOOO much for the you tube video! She saw it Sunday and was SOOOO excited you would have gone out of your way to do that! We watched it, took notes, and are planning to watch them all! We also looked up where to buy it here (Va. Beach) and we're ordering some!!! I'll get her to send me some pics!! Like I said, Halloween is her high, holy day...Better than Christmas for her..Because...costumes!! Thank Again, so blown away you did this!

OHHHH Thank You . Don't know how I missed that! You guys are the best!

This is only my 2nd season so I started with Paul. Hated him at first, then I grew used to him, then he made me smile. Now I give him credit. Dude is playing this game and if the sheeple (love that) want to follow that's on them. He's not forcing them too. Hated Cody & Jess and SO glad they are gone. Miserable people. Go ahead of marry the chick you've known for 2 minutes idiot. It'll be a 2 min. marriage. SOOO I'm watching the old ones backwards so I'm in the Johnnie Mack season right now. He's another one I really disliked, then I cringed whenever he was on, then I got used to him, then he made me smile. Kinda like Paul. LOL Now season 16 has been spoiled for me (Derrick won) (in case u didn't know either) what are the BEST seasons? It kills me there's no season 17 message board to at least see what people said then. Le Sigh

You know what I miss? Project Accessory. It only lasted like 2 seasons and it was SO GOOD! People making jewlery, bags, all kinds of wonderful things. It was so much fun to watch! Sigh. Back to our previously scheduled program.

Forgot to say--To all the Real Housewives of BH watchers, NOT YOLANDA!!! That woman is vile, a fake, and a phony. Thought I'd seen the last of her. Her only "claim to fame" is marrying rich men and having Bella Hadid as her daughter. Is she going to wear her white jeans on the show? Or maybe it will be a "sick" day and she'll wear her bathrobe so we can all see her SUFFER! Sorry--Off topic---I just really dislike her and her being a judge just makes me stabby.

Because they are stupid? You're a person not a bull. Agreed!!! Many times over. I rolled my eyes so hard when I heard JC Penny!!! Like , really? Next year it WILL be the Walmart wall! Ok I did think the contestants were better than they have been. (And that's not saying a lot) Most of the dresses were interesting and most hit it out of the park. I sure couldn't design, shop, and make a dress in one day and I've sewn since 91. Oh mine to. Back in the day I used to get my hair done there. Thank Heaven I've moved up in taste. (I think anyway) Because they are stupid? You're a person not a bull. Agreed!!! Many times over. I rolled my eyes so hard when I heard JC Penny!!! Like , really? Next year it WILL be the Walmart wall! Ok I did think the contestants were better than they have been. (And that's not saying a lot) Most of the dresses were interesting and most hit it out of the park. I sure couldn't design, shop, and make a dress in one day and I've sewn since 91. Oh mine to. Back in the day I used to get my hair done there. Thank Heaven I've moved up in taste. (I think anyway)

Here's my question. If Shannons floors are SO hard to totter down in sky high heels why not just take them, I don't know, off??? I would have stopped, taken off my shoes, and slid down the hall! LOL. Put them on at the dang door!!! Pretty sure her floors are sparkly clean...

I do!!!! Andy doesn't bother me I kind of enjoy him. I have all his books and they really are fun beach reads.

Oh My Gosh!!! Thank You so much!!! She will be thrilled! And when I tell her it came from you she'll be more thrilled! She made a great shark costume last year but my favorite was her Area 31 Prom Queen! She was completely blue with blue cats eyes glasses and a sash that said "Area 31 Prom Queen" (Is it 31 or 51? Either way you know what I mean!) (Could I use more !!!! marks? LOL)

Bless you KC!!! We are ALL fanatics on these boards and talking to the "real deal" is a HUGE treat!!! I love your dog! What's the stuff they always call k100 or something? The stuff you use a heat gun on to mold the horns?? I have a friend who LOVES Halloween and makes killer costumes. SHe is dying to know what that stuff is and where she can get it. And I don't even know the name of the it but hoping you know what I mean. (It's black and you cut it out and mold it with heat?

I feel for Luanne. No really, I do! I married a guy, once upon a time, who everyone told me was a "bad idea". But he was gorgeous and I was lonely! I walked down the aisle thinking "God I wish I had the courage to turn around and walk away" But I didn't. Year and a half later we were divorced. Sometimes girlfriends know best but pride, ego, lonely, whatever, takes over. And it is painful. And it's humiliating! I wouldn't want to discuss it on TV either, especially because she is obviously , hurting a great deal. Being on TV does not negate being a human. Tinsley PLEASE stop dressing like a 6 year old!!! Your a pretty woman. Dress like a woman not a child. Ramona, gold glittery eyeshadow is not your friend. You look old and crepey around the eyes. Oh yeah she looks great for 60! I'm 59 but I have a job, and a budget. I can't afford new boobs, face lift, eye lift, custom tailored clothes, personal trainers, etc. So yeah she looks good. Like a rich woman who has a ton of bucks and too much time on her hands. Hey if Andy doesn't run the reunion the real alpha male will take over! I love Bethanny. WHYYYYY do they all have their boobs hanging out? Ugh. Love, love, love Dorinda. Her style of dressing, her OG attitude, the whole thing. She teaches me to be brave and not take crap from anybody! I would have muttered about the lights being pulled out but I'd be "polite" and not mention it. Then I watched HER handle it! WAY better!!!! Just tell it like it is Dorinda.

Those Party Girls were just sad. If your entire worth is a plastic filled body so you can wiggle your bare behind at some guy you don't know? There's a name for that. And it's not nice. Malia is a bitch, and there's a name for girls like her too. And it rhymes with Mutt. Yes I am slut shaming! I call i like I see it. Bugs really DID bug. Bitch, bitch, bitch. I was in the restaurant business most of my life. Not a yachtee at all. BUT people bitch constantly about their bosses. Until THEY get the job! Oh look they're NOT sitting in the office chatting with friends on the phone! There doing paperwork, figuring hours, doing payroll, calling vendors, taking inventory, making schedules, etc., etc. ,etc. It's pretty eye opening to really BE the boss and not for 6 weeks on a cruise but all day, every day. If I worked 60 hours a week it was a light week! 80 was the norm! So shut it Bugs! I liked Hannah. (Shrugs) I think 99% of what we saw was editing. She was sleeping while they complained she never worked! What they don't tell you it is her sleeping 3 days ago while she was on break! Watch the live feeds of Big Brother. What happens and what you see on TV are often, completely different. Really eye opening! In closing- I HATE and ABHOR salad! Can. Not. Stand. It. If I said No salad and I got 3 salads for dinner I'd be calling for pizza!

Maybe they weren't swingers. Maybe they went there to do a little blow?

I lOVE Kevin! I love him because he is "older" and has survived! He's made no enemies. He breaks up the fights. He speaks sense and doesn't do the "I'm not talking to you" nonsense. Dude has a ton of kids (mostly girls) I'm pretty sure the "nubile young women" are nothing more than daughter figures to him as they would be for me! Put me in there with all those good looking kids and I can assure you I would have NO problem NOT sleeping with them! LOL I don't date anyone younger then my kid!

I'm kind of baffled as to why if someone defends Vicky they MUST be Vicky? LOL I defended her and Brooks (Yep, I was wrong) But I wasn't Vicky!

I CAN NOT stand MJ. Those filthy feet! Ugh. And her hotel is just as big a big a pigsty as her apartment.

Well FINALLY we can see what the contestants can actually do! When Glenn asked the one girl (sorry I never learned any names this year because..Teams!) Where she had been I was yelling from my couch "Stuck on a dang stupid TEAM!! That's why!" Geese. They do another team season I'm out. This just sucked and I LOVE this show. (Normally)