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It's the only way you'd get me to go on one.

Funny thing--I meant exactly what I wrote. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/nonplussed 2) chiefly US : not bothered, surprised, or impressed by something

I'm with you, Sterling. I assumed he was having an affair (with a woman) right out of the gate. Also, as soon as Lindsey said she knew she was doing really well on the diet by following her own rules, I knew she was doomed. Dr. Now was so nonplussed about Lindsey's rotating support team. What happened to your husband? *shrug* I think he's so done with these people who are lying liars who lie, lie and then lie some more.

...or a commercial for millennials.

Are you asking why everything is so expensive on Martha's Vineyard? If so, that's not a mystery.

So back to my point, he said he had insurance issues. She only gave him a month's worth of product and I can't believe his own MD didn't try to prescribe him mAbs.

Sans radiation.

Damn, he was only 79? I thought he was 79 twenty years ago. FWIW, he says he was the pioneer but I grew up in NY at that time listening to AM radio, and Howard Stern was the one who broke out. Imus only got famous because he started fighting with Stern. And yes, he was a pig even then.

Agree with all of you, too much back story. That being said, a 12.9 lb lipoma? How the fuck do you ignore that? Also, the guy with psoriasis: didn't he say he had insurance issues? I took that to mean that his insurance wouldn't pay for a monoclonal treatment. I can't imagine his doctor was unaware of the treatments available--they're almost standard of care at this point.

This is the best description I've ever seen for everyone and everything that has come from the Kardashian nucleus. It's like a science fiction movie, or Dr. Who. The Great Kardashian Beast with tentacles...

As much as I hate all those cloying jewelry commercials, kudos to Zales for the Enchanted Disney Villain collection. That's awesome.

They should just go with this tagline. I'd buy it.

There's something incredibly ironic in that. It also makes me think of Dead Like Me.

Are you sure you didn't pray to 1 million moms and tell them Candace was a lesbian?

Too bad. 1 million homophobic moms out of 299 million other Americans.

Awesome! It also makes me thing that someone probably has WAY too much time on their hands...

...and 100% of them will die.

I think the Banana should tell the Ensure bottle to touch his toes.

supposed.

I saw this on the news: "On red carpet at Kennedy Center Honors where Sesame Street cast are wearing yellow feathers in memory of ‘Big Bird’ Carroll Spinney."

Woo Hoo!!

Here it is: https://www.ispot.tv/ad/ZO0w/downy-wrinkleguard-guilty-grandparents

A full 30 in that entire store? That must be killing them.

They have an TV commercial that's similar (It's Nissan):