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I came across this from a while back. WHOA. I am shocked they ever allowed someone who can't perform the dances bounce around in the real uniform like that. Now don't get me wrong, Ali Wentworth is adorable and looks great, but holy smokes, Judy could barely contain herself, and I can't say I blame her. By "like that" I mean, so obviously out of sync and not even really trying to get the moves right. Kind of like the time Michaele Salahi went out with the Redskins alumnae and had no idea what she was doing because....she was never a Redskins cheerleader in the first place. What in the heck! I can't imagine Kelli and Judy were on-board with this. If I were a cheerleader, I would have been pretty annoyed with the whole thing. To me it wasn't funny.

Madeleine's hip hop dancing reminds me of Whitney's on Fat Fabulous Life, minus the overweight part. I also still think she looks and sounds like Nicholas Hoult in About a Boy. I watch too much reality tv.

I somewhat see the resemblance between Amanda and VK. Amanda kind of reminds me of the Wirkus twins on Bravo Summer House. Someone once described them as beautiful frogs.

I’ve had both. Breast augment I was back driving my standard car within two weeks (even though shifting hurt a little). I think I recall wearing a sports bra and an ace bandage for four weeks. Nose job I was fine after about two weeks as well. Honestly the worst part of the nose job was having the stitches removed. ETA: Judging by past observations, there seems to be a sweet spot between end of the regular season and beginning of auditions to have work done.

I think some sort of eye lift situation too. She looks great. More power to ya little sister!

Heather looks great. It appears that she had some subtle (not so subtle?) work done on her face and teeth. Kudos to her. I’m making my bets on point.

Nevertheless, she preservered 😆

I can't believe Lindsay is only 31. She reminds me of the 45-55 year old divorced women going for round two of being 20 in the bars in my city, trawling for men. And she kind of looks like it too. She's a cute girl but her style and aesthetic do her no favors. I wish Lindsay and Everett could figure their shit out bc I think they could be a decent couple if they weren't such assholes. I'm actually liking Paige. My first impression of her was not so much, but I'm pleasantly surprised! Hannah is SO not ladylike. Not that you have to be but there's something very crass about her. Jordan, I just want him to fall flat on his face. He is insufferable. I think Danielle is absolutely gorgeous but is also doing herself NO favors. None.

Agree - I think it's Adderall + alcohol which is a socially terrible combination.

Yes!! 100% It is so blatantly obvious that Lindsay and Danielle are so jealous of Amanda and Kyle being the top people AND couple in the house that they can’t see straight, let alone behave like adults. Danielle to a lesser extent, but Lindsay is a close your legs to married men trash box prostitution whore. Full stop. Tennis girl Hannah is just not pretty. She could be, but she’s too tomboyish and sloppy. Fashion girl has a MAJOR case on herself which in and of itself is a huge turnoff. I’m willing to bet she works that whole Catholic proper girl who is a freak in the sheets thing, but she’s way too high maintenance to really get down. I can’t wait for the season to get going 😈

I had a feeling she was having #4 😊 All those photos from the chest up 😉 Congratulations Whitney!

F*cking Judith.

Wait. Waitwaitwaitwait. Is it this episode where she is in the kitchen preparing the veggie tray? The back-to-back episodes all blend together for me. DID NO ONE NOTICE Whitney put the entire spoon into her mouth and then continue scooping the hummus out of the container? I think I'm going to throw up. That is so disgusting.

Ah, I think you might be right about the alcohol consumption. I do recall she was a dabbler in Adderall and Adderall + Alcohol is a BAD combination. I've witnessed it in real life and it's absolutely not pretty.

I noticed that too.. I think just been drinking a lot. She's gained a bunch of weight back and there's a fight taking place across her face between the alcohol bloat and the fillers/botox. I agree, she doesn't look healthy. The desperation and overt sexy time stuff isn't doing her any favors either. It never has, but now she's reduced herself to busboys and bar backs, or whatever that guy is she tried to hook up with Brittany (when she just wanted him for herself). Someone protect Teddi Mellencamp's brother please!!

Yes!! I remember when some of my friends were super weird and would be like, don't text me, I have to pay for it. I'd be like, we all have stable jobs and we've been out of college for 8 years, you can't manage a 5 cent text for the sheer novelty of a new way to communicate?

You is honest, you is caring, you is driven.

Omg. EXACT same. For a second I thought we might have the same aunts except both of mine are still with us!!!! :)

Puh-freaking-lease. You know how many happily married parents might have had one previous marriage? A lot. My mom was married before and had my oldest sister. My dad fully adopted her when they got married and went on to have the rest of us. I had NO idea until I was at least 19 and it was like, oh, okay. What's for dinner? I just didn't think anything of it. I also didn't know my aunts were lesbians but that's a story for another day. I guess I'm just very accepting :) Anyhow, get over it Whitney! I wonder if the histrionics were more about how beautiful Babs looked. It has to be hard having a mother that was that beautiful when you have body issues (I think we've talked about that a bunch on here). I loved the red bridesmaids dresses! So pretty.

I think Heather knows there is some sort of "thing" between Whitney and Buddy, and by talking about him she's trying to get Whitney to a) see him in a bad light and lose interest and/or b) come clean about whatever it is between them. Neither of which will happen. Whitney's an opportunist and doesn't give a flying F about Heather. I feel like Buddy has always been a source and a fallback for male attention for Whitney, which neither will ever admit. He doesn't want her for a girlfriend, but he'll take her attentions when he needs an ego boost. They are equally insufferable. I don't blame Heather for continuing to talk about him - I get it. Something's rotten in Denmark. We see you Buddy and Whitney (we've seen you for years).

You either follow the rules of your organization or you do not. If you don’t follow the rules of your organization, you’re a problem. If the USO rumors are true, and she was a willing participant, she broke the rules and made herself a problem. She doesn’t get a pass if the male in question didn’t get in trouble. Army rules weren’t her business. DCC rules were.

Ho, but make it DCC. 😉

Bringing her poms down and THEN smiling totally reminds me of Sheila and Ron's pre-audition ritual in Waiting for Guffman :)

Agree. Moreover, such behavior is gross and unladylike. But then again, CT isn't the most dignified woman ever to grace the DCC. Having a little fun is one thing. Getting drunk, hooking up and being late is an entirely different thing altogether, ESPECIALLY in the DCC world. She wasn't on personal time; she was technically on a business trip, representing her company. Those are fire-able offenses in many companies e.g., pharmaceutical industry/training conferences where booze and hookups are rampant and a few people are sent home with no job every time. I've always thought she was trashy regardless. So I'm not surprised. Her husband, while he's cute and seems kind, isn't the classiest guy on the block either.

Whitney is one of the best DCC style dancers they ever had.