Ohwell

I'm not clear about why Dennis and Sharon came back to Walford. While I like Dennis, I never liked Sharon.

Yes, ComMad did bring up some excellent points, but a scorned woman just ain't listening! : )

Yes! That's exactly who he looks like!

If my ex-husband had told me I was in a better place, I would have blood-eagled him.

Yes. Yes again. I hate when contestants do that because to me it says "I'm so glad that you acknowledge how great I am! Bless you!" Now, Sisaundra might not think that way at all, but that's how she comes off to me.

Yeah, well, you can spin it that way, that's fine, and maybe Lagertha told herself that she's in a better place now. But all I can tell you is that, as a woman myself, no amount of spinning can hide the fact that another bitch came in and stole my husband, who was quite willing to be stolen.

I completely agree with Tara's take on this season. Next season, there had better be some major shit going down between Norma/Norman that impacts other characters in a really bad way, because, ultimately, that's what Psycho is all about.

Has he lost him damn mind?

For me, that would be Sisaundra and Josh. Sisaundra worked that song and did the best she could with it, but it just made her look "old" standing up there. (I feel sad for saying that since I'm older than she is). Josh put a lot of emotion into his song, and he sang it well, but he just looked like a wee man with a wee face in a wee hat singing a tired song. I loved Daft Punk and Pharrell's version of Get Lucky, and Kat just tore it up and not in a good way. I muted the last half of her song because I didn't want her version in my head like a really bad earworm. Honestly, I'm not all that thrilled about any of these contestants.

I'm old, too. I remember Les Boulez, aka Wizards ( I always want to call them the Wizzes and I imagine them taking their pants down and taking a wiz). I can't believe they made it to the second round and beat the Pacers at home. I've heard that they're actually favored to win this series, too, but I'm too much in a state of shock to fully comprehend that because they have sucked so bad for so long.

Aaaack! I die.

This episode re-airs on Wednesday at 11 pm Eastern time. I can't wait.

There ya go!

I just made the rules up in my head, and added characters. I think you can just go by whatever the terms mean to you.

Headbutt: Ragnar. I just want to see how long it would take for me to pass out. Raid: Horik. Up his ass. Eyefuck: Torstein and Athelstan. Viking sammich.

Aaaack!!! I'm so bummed that I have to wait until next year to see this show again! Damn. I miss Ragnar and Lagertha and Rollo and Bjorn and Athelstan and Torstein--and, yes, even Floki--already. I miss Ecbert in that tub or whatever. Come to think of it, I just had a thought for next season. I want Ragnar to walk in on Ecbert and Lagertha just relaxing in the bath together. Ragnar needs to be made jealous, dammit. I still love him though, just like Lagertha.

Miss Mardle: Prenup!

She has big eyes, and the blonde color and short cut just emphasize that, but not in a good way. Her eyes look so big now that it's jarring.

I think the first sit in the middle guy was a contestant was George Huff. It was the season that Fantasia won in.

I had a girl crush on Ellen Barkin in "Sea of Love." I thought she was sexy. I forgot to give a shout out to my all-time crush. He's old and kinda frail, so I would never, ever want to see him naked now, lol, but he looks great in a suit, especially a tux. This is the one guy who could make me scream like a teenager, even after all these years. Sidney Poitier.

Yes, that's it. It's the "small kinds pointy features" that stand out. He's a sneaky little bastard who scurries around like a ferret. I do like him for the most part, but I just want him to leave Athelstan alone.

I swear, he reminds me of some animal but I can't think of what it is. I'm glad he came through on the "right" side of things. I still want Athelstan to kick his arse though.

I'm so glad he didn't die. Ragnar. Rollo. Torstein. Yeah. I'll take 'em in that order.

Jessica doing classic country would be fine (I actually prefer that to today's stuff) but I still think she needs to update her look and not look like she's downed six shots of Jack Daniels in one sitting.

I don't know why I'm disappointed that Lagertha granted Ragnar's wish for a threesome, but I am. I mean, I understand that she still loves him and is a willing participant, but damn. I wanted her to have a fling with some big, gorgeous Viking who treated her like a queen and fucked her loopy, just to make Ragnar sick with jealousy. He deserves that.