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Susan is a stone cold psycho, and all of her team is fake as fuck for immediately judging her for being unfaithful and then blaming Sayorra for telling them she was a slore.

It's not dumb though. "Keeping the strong" is only a good strategy if the bulk have decided you're a strong competitor and they protect you. If you're a Shane or a Sylvia they're going to want to throw you in, and you just? What? Let them and lose your chance at the money? Like Shane said, a strong team matters zero the fuck at all if you're not in the end team to actually WIN the money.

They have a weird logic where they think, "he's only with her because I won't let him be with me". cuz peter will never say "I don't want you" because he has to keep his options open. I really wish they'd stop faking and just be a throuple.

I cannot believe Porsha has now set Kandi up to be some victim. I'll never be rid of Miss Tremble Voice Clench Jaw at this rate.

Jeez, those makeovers did Tatiana and Cory SUCH a disservice

Interesting that kailah is acting like she never goes overboard with men. I guess she's hoping nobody actually watched her season and saw her obsessed with Dione. Im happy to see Corey has some sort of standards and kailahs incontinene issues are over the line.

I mean, this totally(not just technically) didn't happen lol. They teased it for half a season then killed Abby right the hell off. I'm still waiting for someone producer to put them on a show together again.

I don't normally default to, "They hate me because I'm beautiful", but the skinny Key looks like she has a beard...So I'm pretty sure that's why she's so hateful.

Well that's sad. Especially since everyone was always focused on the sickly evil daddy Gorga.

I can't. BECAUSE IT'S BACON

I've wrapped them around a fresh onion slice, then baked it off. Then basted it in chipotle/honey sauce. It was amazing

oooo I HATE that one. Erika for me looks much better with slick hair. That Veronica Lake style she has in a set of Talking Heads? LOVE. This above, and this new one with the side pony? Awful.

I wasn't, but I go wherever Willam goes.

Yandy is just....my god she isn't even a good liar.

You do know there's no such thing as "proof" of someone forgetting a comment, right? That's why "I don't remember" is such an awesome lie. There's no way to disprove it for any housewife.

I'm very confused at the "Say told Susan's secrets" narrative when the camera is RIGHT THERE. It's not a secret boo boo

Her dad had other kids, remember?

Nope. She placed and got money, but not the grand prize.

I'm very delayed in watching this season(not even finished with the first episode. Even so, it warms my heart that by Test 1, most people think the Mole is Roos or Vincent. . And OF COURSE, Vincent was first out. That's what I get for patting myself on the back. EDIT 2: Gosh I never get it right. HOWEVER! I did guess who was lying in the courtroom.

What they really need to do is throw a pile of money at Nicole and beg her back because this is just not working. let her and Tom go into the wherever and let molly and her new witness teammate work it out off screen.

Tony better keep his hands off Baby Groot, if he knows what's best for his health

Speaking of pretty, they're all cute as hell as boys too. Especially Kimora and Nina Bonina(that beard tho)

Judge Judy has been rich for a while now, but how much was she making as a New York judge? I doubt she's as unfamiliar with kids playing in the street as some think.

I guess that's the part where I got confused, because while I was 0% surprised about her being pregnant, I couldn't quite figure who she was pregnant by. And she chose a loser who doesn't live in the same city? Perfect.

Ok show! Fine! Points for you for connecting the philosophers stone to season 1. Y'all still ain't shit though.