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I think she spent a lot of time looking for those oranges, just not in places where oranges would be because she's an idiot. She's constantly being shown taking forever to do things because she couldn't find her ass with two hands, a map, and a flashlight.

I'm dealing with someone right now that presents herself as this brilliant scientist and I just found out on Monday that her claim to that is doing research work in college 30+ years ago. It took everything in my power not to flip out. I also did research work in college. I worked on a NSF funded project and have work published in science journals and I don't go around presenting myself as a scientist because of it. Because I'm not. I hate people like that. So one more reason to dislike Kameron for me.

Focus groups are certain it will be purple.

I laughed at Brielle's boyfriend sending her flowers in bulk wholesale packaging rather than having a florist send her an arrangement or even just a bouquet. They looked stupid at the batting cages. I don't think there's anything wrong with the kid being 80lbs. It's not like he's a blob. He's a big kid but Kroy is a linebacker and it looks like the boys are built like him.

Jenderella is the antithesis of work smarter, not harder. Although I guess running around like a chicken with its head cut off looking for things is good exercise. She is so slow and can't remember shit and can never find anything. How many weeks in are they? And she can't find the oranges? I love that that drawer was shown open during her search, because that's obviously where the oranges would be. She might be the stupidest person that's ever been on this show and we're talking about a show that Sierra was on. I have also noticed she does weird shit and I think maybe she's trying to be sexy or flirty and it is just way off base like a few episodes back when she was supposedly having an orgasm at the dinner table or in this episode when she was doing her Havaianas dance or when she was asking Kate if the bed was how she likes it (although I think that "sexy" wiggle was sarcastic). Also, she's just whiny and sucks. Oh and I hate the faces she pulls in response to things. She's not the zany sitcom star she thinks she is in the dramedy of her life that's totally running in her head. Matt is kind of annoying in his messiness an needs to get a handle on his emotional drinking for sure. I kind of feel like he should jump on the grenade and hook up with Jen to save everyone from her weird flirting. I mean not really, but if they were not real people with free will that's how I'd set it up. Nico and Bri suck and deserve each other. He should have broken up with his girlfriend first. I love that Nico was talking shit about Matt's drinking and worried about how it might impact his cooking, so he took him to a wine bar. I have a feeling Bruno is going to kill it as sous. I loved Kate sitting in that hot tub by herself not giving a fuck. She is such a shit stirrer with her room assignment shenanigans. EJ is an annoying goober, but I like him and Baker together. It seems like it kind of works. For some reason I have way less of an issue with these two possibly dating than Wes and Malia. Maybe because they are not sneaky and smug.

Matt going on a bender seems so unlike him. At least we can be certain he won't let it impact is job performance the next day. JFC. It's like the same stupid episode every week this season.

My problem is when I'm lazy I just don't start with the car lined up properly. I'll be too far out from the car in front or not at the right spot when I start angling and instead of being smart and readjusting the approach I'm just like "fuck it, I'll fix it in the spot" and end up going back and forth. If it is actually a tight spot I'm more careful and line the approach up and it works. I used to be far more caviler when I didn't care about f-ing up my rims. Now I'm super anal about getting close to the curb so my driver side mirror doesn't get hit, but not close enough that my rims get curb rash, but I don't parallel park that often because I actually find that all the cameras and park distance control alarms make it stressful. I have way more tolerance for shenanigans than the sensors do so they are always going off when there's plenty of room. My step-uncle took me out and made me practice parallel parking for hours when I was learning to drive and I don't think it was actually on the test. He's lived in Hollywood Hills for like 50 years, so he's got lots of daily practice and is a pro. I totally pulled a Kameron and got my dogs purple yams instead of regular orange ones today. But it wasn't because I think they are pretty sparkle princesses that care what color their food is or because purple is my favorite color. I forgot to get them at Ralph's and the Korean grocery store only had purple. Purple were on sale.

Not sure coffee is on the goop diet, so maybe I was doing you a favor. I can parallel park like a boss if I think about it, but usually I'm lame and know I'm going into it wrong but figure the space is big so I don't care and then have to go back and forth 80 times to straighten it out because it bugs me to be too crooked or too far away from the curb. My car will park itself, but I tried just figuring it out without using the instructions on a deserted side street and got scared by a zooming FedEx truck and haven't tried again. I need to watch the instructional video. The zooming fedex truck was after I'd been cruising down the street in reverse with no hands for way too long so I was already anxious. I've made hotel desk clerks in Europe park for me because they always want me to fit in ridiculous spots.

I thought Kelly was talking about the big dicks, but maybe I just assumed because she's so trashy. Upon further thought, maybe everything would have been better if Tamara ran after Lydia and prayed over her just like Lydia does to the aggrieved party on the rare occasion shit is stirred by someone other than her.

We've got that too. Opioids just make you too lazy to terrorize, unlike crank. I can't remember if they even said on the show where they were at and what the drug was or if I just assumed they were somewhere between LA and Palmdale/Lancaster or the IE and the fools were dealing meth just based on how it all looked. Either way, it is surprising to me that he was "acid man" because he screamed speed freak to me (not that I'm an expert).

What is weird to me is whatever she's done to her face - things stick out weirdly The way she moves her mouth and other facial features The way she lumbers around The expressions she makes And she's just so awkward and weird like an alien still getting used to its human host body.. The amazon listing doesn't give an ingredients list, but has lots of reviews about dogs spewing pink out of either end. https://www.amazon.com/SPARKLEDOG-FOOD-Grain-Free-vegetables/dp/B072M3B2W3/ But the upset tummies might be from owners not switching food gradually because looking on Sparkle site, the ingredients actually look pretty good except for the beet pulp. https://www.sparkledogfood.com/pages/nutrition A lot of dog foods use beet pulp, but I won't buy any that do because some say it can trigger allergies and my dogs' allergies don't need any encouragement. But there's no scientific proof that I know of backing the claim that it is bad. I'd just rather not chance it. My dogs eat an organic human grade raw diet because they think they are Gwenth Paltrow, so I don't buy a lot of kibble anyway and when I do my choice is limited by needing one that doesn't include chicken or beef. I can't believe next week is already the finale.

There are certain parts of California that consistently produce horrific headlines due to the prevalence of meth. The eyeball eating dad was on PCP, but still...

I used to chase my dogs around yelling "Game of Bones" until I thought about it and realized it was probably a porno and then googled for verification. Now I just stick to telling them they know nothing. And she kept saying it after being corrected and then when into that stupid "I expected ice" spiel. I think I was in 3rd grade when I learned that "Iceland is green and Greenland has ice" thing. Of course now I just call Greenland "Volcano Island" because of that giant eruption in 2010, so even less confusing. Fredrick's evil plan worked. Except Vicki didn't leave Brooks. He left her and she laid down in the street crying as he drove away. And then she talked forever about how she would totally take him back and she still talks about her broken heart. The difference probably being your heart problem is a real concern and didn't Vicki's doctor tell her hers was not?

Just coming here to post the same thing. My jaw hit the floor when she said that. It is totally not even in the realm of what people were speculating.

IDK, watch last season in the Showtime app or google it?

I've been wondering about Maria ever since Mick dropped her off and then got himself thrown in a trunk or whatever. Poor kid. The owner was a meth head or I guess an "acid guy". I doubt there was a logical or sane reason. It was likely something as crazy as he thought the dog was sent by the FBI to spy on him. Whenever I try to apply logic to someone on hard drugs I remember the headlines from a few years ago about a little boy who's dad ate his eyeballs.

I thought that is what was going to happen at the dinner table when Darryl asked what Mickey had ever done to Ray but then Ray just laughed and didn't seem anymore broody than usual. There was the hand thing, but that urge had been floating in his head since the beginning of the episode. Now I've started to wonder if Ray hating Mickey so much is in part self-loathing because he's turned into him. The thing Ray pinned on Mickey in this episode was murdering Frank Barnes even though Darryl was the shooter.

I love that the first featured review is a bad one.

Mostly they just involve me picking up my stuff and storming out yelling "I can't work under these conditions." Whether the conditions were drunk pimps running around the office yelling, someone riding a motocross bike through the office, 50 Cent's well armed bodyguards camping out at my desk, the UFO-ologist on loud calls blathering about chupacabra, Playboy bunny pillow fights, etc. It was a mad house. I was in countless meetings with Peter but only talked to him directly a few times one was him grandiosely offering to let me use his helicopter whenever I wanted, another was yelling at me for boxing up my desk when we were on the brink of bankruptcy because it was bad for moral to do so and another was him yelling at a bunch of us for playing poker during work hours because we were required to be in the office but not allowed to do work and you can only spend so many hours a day at lunch drinking sangria. After we could no longer play poker I spent a lot of time reading about inane topics online so I know a lot of ridiculous things about topics no one cares about.

Here's the details on his arrest and it isn't a he said she said ting, he admitted being attracted to young girls. So unfortunately, you're probably too old for him. http://archive.azcentral.com/community/mesa/articles/20120301man-accused-offering-girl-money-photos-abrk.html

To be fair, Lydia's mom is the only paid subscriber, so their subscriber base probably does want to read about Lydia's vacation Whooping it Up since said base bought Lydia a new parka for the trip. It was in her friend Jaye Adderton's husband's helicopter. He used to be my boss. He made poor business decisions and spent money like it was nothing. One example being taking said helicopter to work every day instead of driving from OC to LA. We had 2 pilots on staff and also, unrelated but more ridiculous, a UFO-ologist (really a cryptozoologist, but his title was Staff UFO-ologist). I have lots of fun stories from that mad house.

You are obviously not from California. Avocado goes on just about everything for $1 extra. I once had a colleague from NY say he loved his trips to our LA office because all our restaurants have avocado. I don't know how long you are cooking it to turn it into runny mush, but it sounds disgusting. I don't like them cooked or even warmed because in my opinion it changes the flavor. You don't really cook it in the omelet, you put it in with the cheese so it's just in long enough for the cheese to melt. That's still too warm for me though, so I just have it put on top, the way god intended.

Matt is way too old to be screwing up his job constantly because he's too preoccupied with girls. It also seems like he's really poor at planning. This episode seemed really long.

Too be fair, for an alien impersonating a southern woman based on some books she read in the spaceship on the way to Earth, Kameron is doing a great job.

Too bad Peggy has not managed to be verbally this articulate on any topic. But I guess then she would have had to find some other way to make a story line that wasn't "what is this English you speak" and fighting with Shannon over David very calmly asking questions any rational adult would. I think a mastectomy is more damaging than most c-sections and has a longer and more complicated recovery period. For one of her mastectomy related surgeries (there were over 10) my mom ended up with a jug of Vicodin. I've never seen a pill bottle this big. They gave her the container the Vicodin came in and it is probably 3 times the size of the bottle of Aleve I get at Costco. My mom, being full of drugs and not rational, decided to stock pile her jug of Vicodin "in case there was ever a domestic war and [she] needed to medicate [her] children." That giant jug full of expired pills is still taking up room in her bathroom waiting to be the hero in the event of a large scale disaster that takes out all infrastructure including the medical system. My mom is not a prepper, so I don't know why it hasn't been tossed or why she didn't just take her damn pills. The chest expanders are beyond painful after each expansion and a normal person probably would have hit that stash during the worst of it.