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So we've reached the inevitable point in the thread where a certain someone posts that witty old chestnut "University of Spoiled Children" and everyone else posts facts hoping to enlighten them. It didn't work in the previous 15 episode threads, it won't work in this one. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. It's like trying to explain slang to Peggy. Prediction: Around the same time next week the same person will post the same bon mot in the next thread thinking it is just as witty instead of just a week more out of date and overplayed. (Not a dig at you la patineuse, or anyone that posted actual facts for that matter, I appreciate you taking the time to actually back your shit up with facts.)

Do you think it was a group text started by Lydia and Peggy just took her off before replying?

If she is breastfeeding, whether dumping or not, she needs to eat because of the calorie requirements. She's still producing the milk even if it goes down the drain instead of down Aspen's gullet.

So Leanne is just a poorer, crazier, prettier version of Bethenny, complete with over exaggerated origins story.

So on second watch Peggy says to the doctor "Can you just help her out? Without as..." It was when the doctor was trying to get patient history and ascertain the symptoms. I'm pretty sure Pegy was getting upset that the doctor was asking Vicki questions to figure out what was wrong with her. Dr. Peggy is a moron.

They should stretched the first half of this episode out over at least 5 episodes and cut out all the boring crap they've been subjecting us to this season.

Vicki this week: I've never had a vindictive bone in my body Vicki a couple weeks ago: I want to punish them for not being my friend

Oh fuck. Pajamas and a casserole. I'm crying. Meghan is my favorite HW ever!

I'm 3 minutes in. That poor doctor.

Ok, this cracks me up. The Round-Up doesn't support the rumors of bathroom dick sucking. http://www.dallasobserver.com/arts/round-up-saloon-distances-itself-from-real-housewives-storyline-about-sexual-favors-10004130

Just rewatched this episode during the weekly marathon. I think the real WTF for me is LeAnne calling the dildo "El Senor Hottie Blackie."

A like wasn't enough. You made me LOL.

I don't know how you would fix that level of stupid.

Meh. I feel like she was looking for tits on an ant. Her kid is literally a bastard. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm a bastard and my two dogs are bitches.

Not a fan of Ray's Jaime Lannister float since we all know he'll be back next season. I did like how happy Dog was to see him. I didn't like him just dumping Dog off on Bunch if he doesn't come back for him. I was almost impressed at how mature Connah seemed and then he ruined it by going off on his you'll be working for me rant.

I think her makeup looks better than normal too. And yes that bar is not high at all.

I don't understand what the big deal is with being a mistake or a bastard. I'm both. I mean facts are facts. I am in my parents' wedding pictures. They never tried to lie about the year and hide it or anything. It's not like it is 1950. And if someone is being slightly an ass I'll still call them a bastard. The connotation is different for me when used in that context.

I think she looks good for MJ.

Sounds like yesterday was a busy day. Saw the Shannon news too. I wonder if Jimmy was already pissed going into the reunion or as a result of it.

1.) I hope there's a giant Kelly/Peggy fight. That would fill my cold shriveled heart with glee. 2.) Lydia's jacket is ridiculous and I love it (the jacket, not it being ridiculous). It's the best sparkle she's had all season. 3.) Vicki looks like shit.

I love this because it isn't carefully crafted and I can so see Jimmy saying all of it. I don't think they've filmed the reunion yet, have they? If shit is so bad that Jimmy is getting involved, when he's made it pretty clear he wants no part of the HW BS, I have a feeling the reunion is going to be crazy. Except Megan will probably just be kind of even keel and logical and bring receipts, it doesn't seem like she ever gets super nasty.

To be fair (I know, they don't deserve it), they probably didn't have anything to fit all those flowers in and usually when they come in the wholesale boxes like that you've got to do some stripping and cutting the ends and that would take a long time for all those if you didn't have the right tool and didn't have practice. That was a couple Home Depot buckets worth of flowers.

It's $20 an issue. Thomas Ravenel?

Maybe Lydia's mom should take the portion of her "Paris Hilton level wealth" that is budgeted for glitter and get Lydia a stylist instead, or at the very least a mirror. We all know No Balls Doug isn't going to tell her how she really looks.

Is there any response for this besides "LOL"? Cat's already out of the bag and not going back in.