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The sister is so creepy. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that Cora's missing time is because her sister sold her as a sex slave to that club. I laughed at all those masks hanging up all clean and freshly laundered in the club basement. They are a club that is either super rapey or hunting humans or both or something even weirder, but they've got their standards and will not tolerate slovenliness when it comes to their crime disguises.

I can't stand the way the pink blonde talks. Her kid is pretty darn good at Spanish. LeAnne is certifiable. She scares me when she gets going. Her costume wasn't clever, neither was the shade she was trying to throw at Mark. I've been calling Brandy Two Face since last season, but not because she talks shit behind backs. Sometimes she looks pretty and sometimes she look super unfortunate. I feel like last year the ratio of good to bad was better. This year it seems like she's unfortunate far more often than pretty. Maybe Mark needs to talk to her about botox making her brows arch too much. Anyway, maybe it makes sense for the two Two Faces to be friends again :) Cary and Mark are uncomfortable to watch. Their kid is cute though.

The family has always been on, but this season it feels like they are the A plot and Ray and his business are B or maybe even C.

I don't question Peggy's decision to have a double mastectomy and I'm sure when explained properly all the facts make sense, but listening to her explain it to Shannon, I have never been more confused. Then we've got Peggy going "That came out of left field (oh wait, I'm not suppose to understand English). What does it mean left field?"

I've seen random old rotted out cars in wooded areas before but not super far from roads and usually down in ravines and assumed they were there from old accidents. There's a block wall and some fence posts by the bus. Could it be on the outer edges of someone's property? I assumed the husband was either desperate and grasping at straws and/or not super bright. They haven't shown him to be especially smart and it would be understandable for him to be wigged out from his wife violently murdering someone in front of him seemingly out of no where and for no reason and then going to jail, so either would make sense. I'm wondering if there's something going on with the creepy sister. I can't figure out if she looks younger than her age because she started out so sick and small or if she is as young as she looks and is obsessed with sex and has more knowledge due to being molested or abused. But she's seriously creepy. It's not a great show, but I'm enjoying it.

Both of my hallways have doors on either end but they are still part of my house and not communal space for the neighbors to use. Well, they had doors. About 50% of my doors are currently not hung because my general contractor has crappy customer service, but he's my dad so he kind of gets away with it.

It looks like the elevator has direct entrance. But I do agree re the lavish ad spacious connotation. I guess I can just see how Lu is not wrong even though I'm not saying she's correct :)

It looks like it takes up the entire floor. It might only be one bedroom and not as grand as some of the crazy shit on MDL, but it seems like it really is the penthouse of that building. It still is kind of pretentious to call it The Penthouse though.

Maybe they were kind of kidding about the runway ;)

Am I supposed to feel bad that Mike got screwed over? Because I laughed.

I thought her makeup looked nice though. She looked soft and dewy. You wouldn't be hard pressed to find one for 1/10th of the cost. Of course it might not have a fancy designer label attached.

Holy cow. $2300/yd! Is it hand plucked unicorn hair spun into gossamer fine thread by fairies that is then handwoven by an army of elves and dyed using the tears of puppies? I actually make my own fabric starting from raw fiber, so I know how much work is involved, but $2300/yd is a lot.

Thanks for proving my point. I think the boyfriend's family was trying to make it out like Tinsley was the aggressor and he just put her in the hospital in self-defense. I think it was Eileen that tried to use the mini ponies to deflect from a fight in LVP's backyard. The Brussels sprouts is from this season on OC. There was a fight going on at dinner (where else?) and Peggy is just sitting there eating and interjects with "brussels sprouts good!"

Maybe they were not embarrassed, ashamed, nor regret it. Maybe they just don't want to put up with the almost guaranteed self-righteous derision they'd get in response because they are tired of it. Amen. It was interesting to me that everyone was going on about how scary shit with Jason was, but with Tinsley they wanted to know what was wrong with her that she'd put up with getting her head bashed in, not a peep about it being scary. It almost makes me think they don't realize how serious things were with Tinsley, but you know they've googled her.

That fight scene was like they were reenacting some kindergarten playground scruff up.

I was repeatedly attacked by birds as a child. Every time I went to a pet store the macaw that every pet store seemed to just have hanging around back in the day would invariably viciously attack me. Then at the park feeding ducks I was swarmed by swans that started attacking me. My aunt had a parrot and I was terrified of it even though it never attacked me but she made me go with her to the aviary to buy bird food one time and even though I cried and begged to stay in the car she made me go in and I got attacked again. It's like I give off some kind of "please land on my head and claw and peck at me" vibe. I'm not afraid of the little finches that come in my yard and I'm okay with pigeons because they scatter, but there's a hawk that sometimes comes in my yard that I'm irrationally afraid of and I can't deal with talking birds at all. It looked like she was doing a panko crust. They didn't show if she pan cooked it or baked it, but she had 2 Le Creuset skillets on the stove because she's a fancy bitch. I can't figure out how she fucked the chicken up. I just went to the grocery store this am and now I'm sad that I didn't get buttermilk because I'm sure I've got chicken in the freezer and I know I have a new box of panko (I would probably bake). I guess I could go back and get some buttermilk but I'm kind of committed to making a tagine tomorrow (mainly because I got a gorgeous tagine for Christmas and haven't used it yet). This episode was so meh. It was basically a bunch of assholes unhappily eating various dinners. I can see that at home. Oh and I guess there was Vicki wearing that horrible outfit and complaining about Tamra and Shannon following her around. Regarding the preview, I don't blame Shannon for being confused regarding the details Peggy's mastectomy. The story seems to change every time it is mentioned, probably because Peggy no speakie the English so good.

Bleh. I'm already over the stupid actress and her femme fatale act, head games, and breathy voice. You know things are not going to go right for Bunchy with this self-storage deal. I doubt that lady is screwing him over, she works with Ray, so it'll go wrong some other way. Conor, new setting, same little shit.

If you look at it from this perspective, then the question can also be asked "why do women wear makeup?" I think they both filed on the same day. I don't know why they were racing to be the one to file though.

Ouch! I hope PT helps.

But was it 100% pain for 5 7 9 days?

My sister had a sip and see for my nephew. He's ~10. We're from California. He was the second child and even though a baby sower would have been okay because her other child is a girl and there was a large gap between the two, she didn't know she was pregnant long enough to plan a shower. Plus she wanted everyone to come and meet her little troll baby (he was not a cute baby, but he's cute now).

Bravo was never in any danger of being sued over that ipad. I assume the certification is kind of like a food handlers permit. Each person needs their own and it needs to be renewed periodically. Malia had never worked on a yacht before and probably didn't have it. Adam has supposedly worked on a yacht before, but maybe his had lapsed.

Mickey has had several lady friends and I'm sure he's gotten more than one killed. If I'm not mistaken Darryl's mom is still alive though, which is probably who you are thinking of since I think she was more meaningful to Mickey than a lot of his luvahs.

Don't worry! I have a feeling it will be on again.

Crap. Now I've got to read that trashbox's blog.