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  1. Me three. I know someone that dressed up as a shower poof for Halloween one year and my first thought was that it looked like her costume.
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    RHoBH in the Media

    Teddi's dress is 🤮 -- she should stop shopping with Kyle.
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    S09.E10: A Supreme Snub

    I was thinking that being so Rinna adjacent might be dulling Lois' shine, but then I started wondering if Lois isn't that great and just seems awesomer because of proximity to the black hole of shittiness that is her daughter and granddaughters.
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    S09.E10: A Supreme Snub

    I'm curious about what kind of family emergency necessitates dumping your dog off at the pound.
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    S09.E10: A Supreme Snub

    The least they could do is support Big Dick Aaron's sham clinic instead of some rando's cryo/IV joint. Someone else came up with Hamlets. I think it was around the Tokyo episode.
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    S09.E10: A Supreme Snub

    The above argument about Teddi using unfair tactics stands, but what is asserted below didn't happen. She didn't cover her giant veneers with her man hands so that she could quickly jump in. At first when Camille insist parents or friends would be told Teddi interjects "Noooo. I don't agree. I do not agree." while shaking her head and holding up her pointer finger and thumb like a European counting to two on their fingers, or possibly a mother scolding a child, and it appears she isn't quite done swallowing at this point. The argument goes on with Robin, the friend of Rinna, sharing her experience, Camille sharing hers, and with Rinna squawking a bunch of shit about believing and Camille getting heated and saying it's a he said-she said and pisses her off. Teddi is then sitting there giving Camille an incredulous side-eye and not eating when she says "You don't think women should be heard?" (her hands are down by her plate like she was about to pick up her fork at this point) which is obviously not what Camille was saying at all. Later Teddi is sitting there listening and tries to say something ("I don't, but she's...") and gets cut off. Then she is still just sitting there not eating and listening when she asks Camille "But Camille, how would you feel right now if I said to you 'I don't believe you and your story?'" while karate chopping one of her hands on the table for emphasis. I think the editing was a little choppy though because it seems like the amount of food on plates jumps around.
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    S09.E10: A Supreme Snub

    On top of that, what Teddi actually said was "You don't think women should be heard?" It's still bullshit rhetoric meant to shutdown the argument without hearing the other side that I'm sure she's just parroting. Her mouth wasn't full either. She did interject with "I disagree" a few times while she was finishing up a bite. All the squawking about believing was Rinna.
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    S09.E10: A Supreme Snub

    I realize who she is. I didn't click on the original link, just saw the title was about a lying accuser and immediately thought "oh, it was that one Avenatti trotted out with the wild gang rape party accusations that just kept getting sketchier and sketchier." I had actually forgotten about the letter drama with someone claiming it that didn't write it.
  9. My sister and I were just kids and we called the Reeds Stupid Billie and Duh Austin because they were so so so so so dumb. We liked them, but they were dumb. Call me a cynic, but I can't help but think that Rinna realizes Lois is the best, if not only good, thing about her and is capitalizing on it to push away the stench of puppygate.
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    S07.E19: The Exorcism of Stassi Schroeder

    I think that Katie's point is that someone other than James can bring in big crowds and Lisa's point is that James actually cares enough to put the work in and do it regularly. Katie doesn't realize Lisa's point and Lisa doesn't care about Katie's.
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    S09.E10: A Supreme Snub

    Rinna and Dorit were manically smiling and just lapping it up when everyone was shit talking LVP at the shower. Seeing Rinna and the Hamlets at the sham woo-woo "health" center wasn't zany or wacky. We've already seen cryo on this stupid show and I didn't need to see the Hamlets histrionically scream their way trough it. Rinna should be the last one to accuse anyone of making things all about themselves. I wish Rinna was out of site out of mind with Kim. I can't believe Kyle was driving that car around LA. It is so low and has no visibility. My car is low slung, but it's still a normal car, and sometimes it's hard for me to see around stuff when pulling out of driveways or side streets, so I can't even imagine how bad Kyle's is -- and then they show her doing it with a phone in her hand (which is illegal). Mine has little cameras in the front I can turn on to help see. Not to mention her car is totally open and so low, they've gotta just be breathing in exhaust and road dirt while in traffic -- and I say this as a convertible owner that lives in LA. I just assumed there was a clearance sale at the stupid hat emporium and Teddy went shopping with her that day. If I was LVP and fighting with everyone and found out about a party through production and not through an actual invite I wouldn't be chomping at the bit to go. Granted not getting the invite was her fault since she blocked Kyle, but at the time she didn't know that. I'm the queen of stopping for a few things and then getting too much and then getting to the parking lot and realizing I have the convertible and there's already shit in the trunk. There was also Julie Swetnick, which is what I thought the poster was referring to. Maybe Swetnick never admitted lying though?
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    S09.E10: A Supreme Snub

    Not the least of which is being responsible for unleashing Rinna and the Hamlets on the world. I do email for super casual stuff like a night of kbbq, drinks, and karaoke. For showers and stuff like that I get invites designed and printed and mail them. You can get an invite designed on Etsy for very little and printing isn't that expensive either. Why would her kitchen seem unclean? It can't be all the rat shit in the oven. I didn't talk to my dad for most of the 2000s over something similar. My stepmom's sister's finance would make super gross comments to me and I asked my dad to step in and he wouldn't even entertain the thought that it had actually happened even though it happened multiple times in front of several people. I was hardcore about not talking to him or my stepmom for almost a decade but finally just accepted that he's an idiot and I needed to lower my expectations for the sake of family harmony.
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    RHoBH in the Media

    She's such a shitty person and a mess, but I can't help but feel a little sad for her. I don't feel sorry for her, but she makes me sad because she's obviously so broken. I don't think it was Eddie leaving her though. I think whatever it was was wrong before that. Eddie/LeAnne might have exacerbated it. But what do I know, I'm probably just a bot.
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    S07.E19: The Exorcism of Stassi Schroeder

    I was also siting there thinking maybe Peter's more attractive in person and then I remembered that I've seen him in person and I don't think he was.
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    S07.E19: The Exorcism of Stassi Schroeder

    I'm sure there's a Westfield somewhere in the valley having an event that needs a hostess. She's been in actual therapy since she was 5. She talked about it on her podcast maybe a month or two ago. She said even when she was 5 she new how to manipulate the therapist though 😞 They asked her to draw a picture of her family or something and she made everyone smiling because she knew that's what they wanted to see. I have no children, but puppies are pretty exhausting. They are cute so your don't kill them because that couple of months where you are exhausted from them needing to go out in the middle of the night every night is also when they are having accidents and getting into things and just being terrors. But unlike babies, no one will call CPS if you lock you puppy in the bathroom for an hour because you just need a break and you can also leave the house w/o needing a sitter. And they are easier to potty train and train in general. I've never met a kid that will sit still and be quiet for 5 minutes for a belly rub and a baby carrot. She wore the denim shirt/shorts combo to her photo shoot and it was actually a lot better than a dress for that. It was comfortable to sit in while having her hair and makeup done and could be taken off without ruining her hair and make-up. Usually people show up for photo shoots like that in comfortable clothes, not dressed to impress.
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    S07.E19: The Exorcism of Stassi Schroeder

    I am here for Ariana and Kristin being unlikely best friends. I also enjoyed FI showing Kristin all the upgrades they'd made to the shitty apartment. Did anyone else notice the paint peeling by the front door when James stormed out? I knew Schwartz wasn't getting $100 bills because five stacks wouldn't look that impressive, but I lost it when he opened up that case and it was full of fives. The puppy shower was such a sad gathering of second and third tierers. At least enough people showed up so that James and Raquel got airtime. I'm pretty sure the reason James got so upset at FI's shitty apartment is he saw all his airtime slipping away. Great job on the editing. Katie didn't even walk away to put the food order in when talking to Lisa and it still magically arrived 10 seconds later. And then Lisa is apparently Joey Chestnut of tuna and couscous because she's done and handing off the dirty plate by the time the conversation is over 20 seconds later. True story, I couldn't pay attention to Jax and Brittany at therapy or Lala's show. So if something awesome happened, I missed it.
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    RHoBH in the Media

    So according to Erika, it is impossible that her and the others are really getting the backlash they are and it must be bots. Ooookay. https://realityblurb.com/2019/04/13/rhobh-erika-jayne-admits-lisa-vanderpump-might-not-be-behind-story-leak-responds-to-backlash-from-fans/
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    SURly Staff In The Media

    https://realityblurb.com/2019/04/11/vanderpump-rules-ariana-madix-reveals-tom-sandoval-salary-from-tomtom-bar-discusses-issues-with-lisa-vanderpump/ Nothing shocking, but kind of interesting. FI still bartends as SUR because he gets tips there and hasn't made anything off of TomTom and Ariana doesn't like that it was so hard to get a contract in place.
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    S07.E18: End of an Era

    It's going to be Lit AF, total 🔥🔥🔥 (insert eyeroll) Lala's panic attacks are very performative. With her growing up in California this stumps me. I just randomly sent my 17 year old niece a text asking if she knew who he was and she came back with a correct answer instantly. No wonder his check bounced. So Raquel sucks less just because she's only fucking James to be on tv? Lala has access to a PJ and they are all actually friends with Kristin, Katie, and Jax. No one likes James and all he's got are a beemer and bottle service at a stupid 18+ club in a mall so there is no reason to forgive him. Agreed. You could almost see Raquel having Winnie the Pooh flashbacks when everyone was turning down her invitation. Poor thing just seems so dim. That being said, I don't blame anyone for not wanting to hang out with her and James. I'm so over Billie feeling entitled to invites to things because feeling left out is a trigger for her. Just because you don't like feeling left out doesn't mean people have to invite you. Get over yourself. In my opinion she just has a general air of entitlement overall and that might have to do with how she copes with her life experiences, or it could be that she feels she brings a lot to the show, but I don't feel like giving her any leeway because I think she's an asshole and not in an amusing way. Overall this was a fun episode. Not a lot happened, but there were some funny scenes and lines.
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    S09.E08: Showdown at Villa Rosa

    Kyle is going to be a fucking mess when she loses Kim -- there's so much dysfunction and guilt in their relationship. An she's said that she fears getting the late night phone call about Kim. So she, out of anyone, should be able to put herself in LVP's shoes. How do you think she would respond if someone said to her "I have stuff going on in my life TOO! while she was grieving that loss? Damn, if it was a housewife there goes my theory on it being PK. And in true Kyle form she's cackling over her own not funny joke. This is some housewivey level of semantics. People have posted that they hope the law is enforced It was a simple resolution, which can never actually turn into a bill or a law. You can tell by the designation of H. vs. H.R. https://www.lexisnexis.com/help/CU/Serial_Set/About_Bills.htm https://www.house.gov/the-house-explained/the-legislative-process/bills-resolutions
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    S09.E08: Showdown at Villa Rosa

    That wouldn't change the fact that Dorit still dumped the dog.
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    S09.E08: Showdown at Villa Rosa

    The article isn't why Dorit is being called a puppy dumper. She's being called a puppy dumper because she dumped a puppy off to an unvetted "loving" home and it ended up in a shelter. Or her reaction to Kyle wasn't calm because she was emotionally frayed due to still grieving for her brother that committed suicide. How exactly is this "law" going to be enforced? If Lulu/Lucy did have fear issues like the article states and those issues were present while she was with the Kemsleys, and they ignored the signs of her saying "back the fuck off, I'm scared," then it isn't crazy that one of them got a nip. Honestly, PK's "horrible bite" on his nose looks exactly like what you'd get in that type of a situation if you were an idiot and put your face right up in a scared dog's grill. Just the kids being kids and moving around too quickly and unpredictably could have instilled the fearfulness. One of mine had a major aversion to being picked up or having anything near her stomach because she had a rash on her belly as a puppy and the medicated wipes I needed to use on it probably stung. She's desensitized now, but will still sometimes flip out if you touch her belly while she's sleeping. I was still trying to get a handle on her issues when it was time for her to be spade and having a dog with those issues with an incision on her belly was very difficult. Not only the Eden thing, but there have been many times when Rinna has flat out lied and she has admitted as much and said that she will say whatever she wants whether it is true or not. I believe it was sometime around the coke in the bathroom accusations that she said she'll just make shit up when she's angry. It reflects poorly on VPD because that dog should have never been placed in Dorit's home. She should have never been given a small dog nor a puppy. It is questionable if she should have been given a dog at all. Ostensibly the screening wasn't properly done because she was Lisa's friend. I've gotten a dog bite before from breaking up a fight. I took a picture to send to my mom with the message "look at what an asshole my dog is." I've also taken pictures of a gaping wound while waiting for an ambulance so I could send it to my parents and siblings to gross them out. Same as my sister sending pics of my BIL's broken wrist bent at weird angles while he was waiting for it to be set. So is Rinna always starting fights during meals to avoid eating manipulative? My dogs take antihistamines during seasonal flare-ups when steroids would be overkill. The first day or so they might be a little lazier than usual, but then they get used to it. Antihistamines are not the standard of care for most allergies and skin problems in dogs though. The newer medications like Apoquel and Cytopoint are more targeted and have fewer reported side effects. Certain corticosteroids are also more common for treatment of acute flares, but not for long term treatment (at least they shouldn't be used for daily long term treatment). For allergies immunotherapy can also help reduce symptoms. If Giggy's shit is really crazy though they might also have him on a pain killer like Tramadol and that could cause some drowsiness. Why yes, I do spend a lot of time (and money) at the dog dermatologist.
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    S09.E08: Showdown at Villa Rosa

    Denise may or may not have married a starfucking gigolo with a made up job that was created just for the purpose of meeting unhappy rich ladies, but I think he really does care for her kids. I can't with the Johns. They are annoying and lame. I loved no one knowing if the resolution passed and saying they felt dumb. Let's be real. Who is benefiting more from this stupid charity spin class, Teddi or Lisa? I'd say more people are paying attention to it for LP/VPD than allin by Teddi. Teddi isn't doing these events out of the goodness of her heart. She's doing them hoping that LVP's name brings attention to her business. And her petty speech at the end was ridiculous. I just don't have the energy to go in on thirsty, shit-stirring Rinna. She's just so ridiculous and so obvious and so odious. I love that Erika's proof is all the know-nothing numbnuts telling the same story. Congrats on all jumping to the same conclusion, it doesn't make it true. On my list of people more likely to have gone to Radar there's PK, Dorit, Rinna, Kyle, either of the Johns, numerous people from production. The wording proves nothing, Rinna has been making a schtick of imitating LVP all season. And Rinna saying LVP taught her how to leak stories also means nothing since 1.) Rinna is an admitted liar and 2.) if true it means Rinna also knows how to leak stories. Personally, I don't think LVP is above leaking stories, but I don't think she's guilty this time. One question I have though, is what is the untruth that is being peddled? That Dorit is a dog dumper? Because that's actually true. And really, is "was the dog behaving badly, or were your kids?" so damning? Small kids and puppies are a bad mix and it isn't unlikely that her kids were not gentle with the dog because that happens with little kids. All these morons clutching their pearls and staying up at night over this bullshit is hilarious. Fucking idiots. I might like Kyle's friend. She has a diaper wearing dog named El Chapo and she shouts at her shot drinking child on camera. I'm so glad Kyle is replacing her ugly cocktail rings. I think Lisa Rinna isn't the only one that often wonders how it works between her and Harry Hamlin. I loved Harry explaining propaganda to dumb ass Rinna and her not realizing she's the biggest spreader of it on this shit show. Kyle driving on the go-pro cam looks a lot different than Kyle in the fuzzy lens talking head cam. I felt so bad for Lisa being so excited for Kyle to come over only to be bitten the ass. She looked so happy and it was sad to see that go to shit so fast since she'd been so down in the dumps. How the fuck was Ken holding Giggy, holding the laptop, and wildly pointing all at once?
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    S09.E08: Showdown at Villa Rosa

    Did Kyle and Teddi shop the clearance rack at the stupid hat emporium together?
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    S07.E17: FOMO in Mexico

    I do not think that "pretty much everyone" that has moved to LA in the last 50 years is trying to reinvent themselves. Source: I live in "the heart of LA" and the majority of the people I know live in LA. In my opinion, some that has a "persona may be one that was invented whole cloth" is a faker in that they are faking their personality and life. I do find the rest of your post too dense, but not too redundant or wordy.
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