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She'd be dumb to put in 20 years (or however long she has) and then just not wait him out since he's old and it also seems like he's never home. Of course that assumes she initiated and he hasn't been Kelsey Grammering her.

Please tell me these are the Girardi's Christmas cards this year.

I'm sure Lisa VanderPump doesn't either and my mom only goes if we drag her, but I was going for figurative everyone, not literal.

I can't believe they got a make-up palette and a bunch of other silly junk and were talking about getting hats before soap. I might get shampoo instead of soap because I'd use shampoo as body wash before I'd use soap as shampoo, but I'd definitely get it before I'm getting make-up and hats. I thought it was hilarious when they were begging for meter change and it gave them 4 minutes because it's so true. I keep 3 rolls of quarters in my car after getting a credit card stuck in a parking meter. I did start wondering how they pay for gas on the show or it selecting the car as an item means you get gas fill-ups too. I thought the gym card was really smart since her gym had towels and nice toiletries. I don't think that's why she picked it though. I think that was a happy accident.

Everyone shops at Target.

I'm just not buying into the Jen and Kate witty banter story. It just isn't believable to me that Jen is smart enough to be witty.

I can't remember how long they held the house and if they were doing renovations because it was a dump or just because they wanted to, but it's feasible they could have made some money on the house. Remember, they are in Southern California. The market has gone up considerably in the last couple of years.

Not everyone, not even all males, have an antisocial personality disorder.

I can believe that having someone that fits in at the country club is important to him and golf is just an excuse.

Right? Arianna could make anything unsexy.

I guess I'm just so used to all of Yoyo's criticisms being lobbed at the Udder One that I thought it was her.

So was anyone shocked when Brittany said she like thinking she was the one that Jax changed for? I'm a dumdum because I wanted to believe he didn't cheat this time. Faith just seemed so damn thirsty, but it's Jax, so of course he did. I never looked into Stassi's ghost boyfriend, but for some reason I thought he was hot, so I was really surprised at that creepy mansplaining douchebag with a manbun being him.

Not that it matters, but it wasn't golden child Gigi that Yolanda was worried about. It was the udder one because she played sports.

She didn't drive to MO for the morning after pill, they were on a road trip to Joplin to celebrate finishing some big test. I have no idea why that seemed like a cool idea though.

True, but he's probably right 99.99% of the time.

He's a waiter on Sunset. He knows a struggling LVP-adjacent mactress when he sees one, especially when there are cameras pointed at her.

Scheana has made me laugh several times, I just don't think it was ever her intent. (example: Good as Gold) I think Faith was the one Lala pulled a knife on.

I didn't even go to a party school and drunk people falling off balconies was a fairly common occurrence during the first few weeks of school every year. I remember a couple deaths, but the instance I remember best is someone that landed on a wrought iron fence and impaled their buttocks and the fire department had to come cut them out. Anyway, it was the same story every year -- at least 3 or 4 students would drunkenly fall off of balconies, so I think you are right in your assessment.

So did Lala :(

Meh. More of the same. Jenderella is still the hardest working most put upon stew that everyone is picking on and Nico is still a douche. There's a lame party. There are stupid costumes. There's drama around meal service. Jen is late one or more times due to oversleeping and/or being vain. Everyone goes out drinking. The end.

It's been years since I've been to El Compadre, but I don't remember them having queso on the menu, especially not stringy gross half-melted queso. Granted, the margaritas have always been the draw. Me too :( Of course at least one of the girls was already reality TV adjacent. Landon is so annoying. Not-sommelier could seem like a good match for Shep on paper with all her research and esoteric knowledge since he says he's into that and she was age appropriate. I don't think he really wants what he thinks he wants though. I liked the stylist. The horse girl was so young. So of course she got the invite to Charleston.

The more I think about the $100k for 10% of TomTom numbers, the more I question it. I just don't know about TomTom being a million dollar venture out the door. I guess there's the free Bravo advertising, but IDK. But if the building and land are included in the valuation and not just the business then Tom and Tom are getting a sweet deal.

I assume they have some money from being on a TV show for a number of years and doing appearances. I believe it was said they'd get 10% each. I think I like Arianna's hair, but I'm not going to masturbate to it 4 times. I feel like Faith stole her banging a bad boy in front of an old lady story from Orange is the New Black. So Schwartz and Scheena's party situation... 1.) Where does Scheena get off telling Katie "I'm having a party and not inviting you." and then inviting her husband? You don't do that shit. 2.) The proper response for Schwartz would be to tell Scheena to fuck off, not to go to the party without his banned wife. 3.) How did Katie just seem so blase about it and not rage out at Schwartz? She has a known issue with raging out and it would have totally been warranted this time

Agreed. Last year I felt really strongly that she should be cut, this year I'm nervous that she might be. I don't love her, but I do enjoy her a lot of the time now.

So it's the last charter and Matt is finally using the grill? I was amused at how proud he was of himself for not phoning it in for once. Jen is an idiot. Kate was being a jerk to Kyle, but it's the end of the season and I think she's just at the end of her rope -- not that it's an excuse. The lecture she gave Jen looked like it might have been pretty good, but she shouldn't have had Bri there in my opinion and probably should have been laying the hammer down on Jen like that all season.