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Since Rinna and Denise are married to eskimo brothers does that make them eskimo sisters-in-law or eskimo sisters once removed?

But is Teddy's business really about helping women and offering emotional support or is it about "holding people accountable"? I've heard that you mess up once on her program (i.e. text her a picture of your lunch late) and she boots you out and keeps your money. Holding people accountable is in quotes because I'm not all in on her version of it

It's not in Beverly Hills. It's either in the Beverly Grove or Fairfax neighborhood. It's on 3rd St a little west of The Grove. It's on a stretch of 3rd with a lot of little eateries, some boutiques, pilates studios, and various random things like an awesome button store. The only thing that would keep people from going is that parking is shitty unless you go right when things open, but there is a public valet for that stretch of 3rd. One of my favorite brunch spots used to be the location of the Pepto Pooch Palace, but I hardly ever went because of parking and last time I tried to go I was pissed to see that pink monstrosity in its place. It really is garish shade of pepto pink. I've never gone in because my dogs don't wear clothes and do not want any new siblings and it isn't worth parking just to poke my head in and if I am parked over there it's probably to buy buttons and that's a couple blocks farther west and it isn't worth the walk just to look. The microchip records do not determine legal ownership of a dog. Likely the rescue would be contacted and asked to check their records for the actual owner. A shelter and a rescue are two different things. Lisa runs a rescue.

So in other words, "I was careless didn't do the right thing, but someone else corrected it for me quickly, so who cares?" Way to minimize your shitty actions, Dorit. As far as I know (and I'm not an expert), shelters in LA City strive to be no-kill and do a fairly decent job with a kill rate that averages well under 10% city-wide, but LA county shelters have a kill rate that averages more than double the city. This is for dogs, do yourself a favor and do not look up the stats for cats 😞 Even no-kill shelters euthanize though, so why chance it if you know Vanderpump Dogs would take the dog back? I'm sure Lisa would have even sent a peon to Dorit's house to pick Lucy up -- everyone's got brothers that need jobs.

Don't forget that cooking segment with Rinna and the Hamlin spawn where they prepared a delicious healthy "meal". It all seemed almost fine until it was revealed the smallish portion that they dished out was for the 3 of them to share. Rinna is cheap as fuck. She probably got it in a swag bag at an event or they sent it to her for free or it's spon-con and she got paid to mention it. Right? I was like when looking for sound parenting who calls Charlie Sheen? That said, so far I like her, but mainly because I think she's stealth funny, like when she was commenting on Erika talking about imagining her having sex and couldn't even be bothered with an actual eye roll. Does the show really want us to believe Dorit is sponsoring a private jet and luxury accommodations? I didn't comment last week because I watched late and then didn't have the wherewithal to go through 8 or 9 pages. Regarding PK's "horrfic" bite -- to me it looked like the dog snapped at him, not bit him -- there is a difference, and I wonder why the fuck he was up in the dog's grill, he probably had plenty of warning that the dog was distressed and still put his face in her face. I've seen it happen to people before. Dogs shouldn't bite, but I'd bet all the money in Dorit's stolen wallet that PK was equally culpable.

Every time I see him I can only think of him in his stupid alien outfit on Days of Our Lives from 20 years ago. I wish I could find a good picture, but this is the best I can do

Also, Cpt. Lee would have had to have known about it at the time in order to do anything, so twitter comments after the fact aside, I'm not sure how exactly he failed?

Okay, so it looks like this is going to be a Ginger Beer cruise part 2, but with a different kind of ginger and probably more entertaining.

So much melodrama. That blog post is possibly the most millennial thing I've read in a while. If not being tagged in some IG posts is the most triggering thing that has ever happened to her, she's lived a pretty charmed and privileged life, trans or not. From her post: Isn't Billie actually the one that said she was pulling the trans card?

Fair enough

I was just clarifying that I was not "basically compar[ing] Billie's feelings regarding her trans experience" to stupid bullshit, but rather calling out her histrionics over not being tagged as stupid bullshit. I also don't feel the need to apologize to tantrum throwing toddlers when I've hurt their feelings by telling them it's bedtime. I guess Billie Lee and Katie don't hold the patent on being assholes.

Sorry, but getting upset about your name being left off an instragram "flyer" (that you had nothing to do with) is stupid bullshit.

Billie is entitled to feel what she wants, but why does Katie have to be responsible for Billie's feelings? I get mad at some stupid bullshit sometimes, that doesn't mean everyone involved owes me an apology for inadvertently upsetting me. Also, it's going to take a lot to convince me that someone that talks about pulling the ____ card and starts yelling about ____-privilege at the drop of the hat isn't at least somewhat married into the identity of being a victim and the attention and drama that that brings them.

I'd laugh, but mine is 98% expired condiments.

If not explicitly inviting assholes I don't like to events I plan since they'll be there anyway is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Billie seems to have a knack for making everything into a perceived slight and projecting her issues onto other's actions. If Billie wasn't so intent on being offended, Katie wouldn't have anything to apologize for.

Well, in this case, Caroline has a psych degree, so in theory she should actually know this shit. However, since she's a fucking loon with bad judgement...

So you're saying people thought he was a unicorn, but it turned out he was just a horny old horse?

I am hard pressed to think of anyone worse than Krystal (aside from murderers and child abusers, etc.). I am so confused how Ross decided "yeah, I'd hit that." It's not like she's even remotely hot enough to make up for her personality. I guess a big wallet makes up for a multitude of sins. And if I had to hear one ore time about how she's an ugly crier and her heart is so full 🤢

While I agree with the first part, I don't necessarily agree with the second. If he was talking to his bros about how he was upset that Arianna cheated on him it would be okay, but he brought it up to titillate and brag. Stassi has her podcast and a book and apparently the relaunched james.mae is possibly doing well -- I think I heard Kristin say they did $9k in one day. Kristin, Katie, and Stassi have their wine coming out this week, but IDK how big that is It looks like it is through a wine club that does a new "celebrity" branded wine each month.

Honestly, 45 minutes is optimistic. I have to go to MDR tomorrow and I don't have to go "South of SUR forever and ever" because I'm already down by the 10 and I'm giving myself an hour because traffic. If I was going at a better time of day I might be able to do it in 30 minutes, but I'd give myself 45 -- and I wouldn't take the 10 to the 405 to the 90, because I don't hate myself. La Cienega to the 90 is usually faster. For reference, on Stassi's map I'm a smidge up and right of where Washington meets the 10 and I'm going to just below the D in Lincoln Blvd. I could just take Washington all the way through, but that usually takes a year, but I might take it home so I can go to In-N-Out. Maybe in the 80s or 90s. I remember traffic not being as bad once upon a time, but now it's like everywhere in LA takes an hour. There're so many people and everything is always under construction. I can't be bothered to do any checking on this, but based on how sweaty everyone was I'm assuming this was filmed in early July. July was miserable last year. James in his 70s wig was hilarious to me. I loved when Lisa called to tell the Toms not to come that you can hear Katie say "but he flat ironed his hair" and that FI was sad because he'd already picked out his outfit. Lala was actually fairly mellow for Lala, Billie was the first to raise her voice and Billie was the one to chase after Lala yelling about her not being better than anyone. Lala took it to 100 when Billie brought in MyMan, but she's right that no one wants to include Billie because she's shown her ass.

If Schulz didn't shoot himself the tape of him admitting all his wrong doing was going to be made public.

There was big drama on Nextdoor in my area a while back because someone jumped someone else's fence to take charging scooters from their backyard.

I'm pretty sure a 1 bedroom apartment in the building that Jax/Brit & Katie/Tom are in goes for ~$3k/mo and I think both couples are in 2 bedroom units. They are in a really good location and super close to SUR/TomTom/Pump and all the places that they tend to go. I only live ~3 miles away and I can't imagine driving up there and parking every single day. The parking alone is enough to keep me home, not to mention the WeHo traffic. I have a friend in their apartment building and it is not shitty at all, it's actually pretty decent.

Honestly, like a whore is the only way I know to apologize.

I feel like they must have not shown a lot with the guys. They were annoying, but didn't seem as horrible to me as the crew seemed to be making them out to be.