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What is absolutely delightful is that she makes sure to call out the other person with full name so the mob can redirect themselves.

Much more informative than WWHL.

I watched it despite her and it wasn't worth it. Andy sucks at his job. Outing myself as a poor --- I'm waiting for karaage to be delivered right now.

How would it make sense for the tow line to not be attached to the yacht? How was it going to tow? Was someone going to just stand on the swim platform and hold it the entire time, pulling the tender behind like a child's toy?

Well when you put it that way...

I'm one of the few that has been calling Rhylee out as an asshole since episode 1, so I agree, she needs to STFU. But having been super critical of her, I'm probably more attuned to what she says than I should be as I'm excellent at being a hater. Thanks for outing yourself as a poor! I think the one that was complaining the loudest had chicken on her preference list. Kate said one of them did. Yikes! Your poor dad. I was annoyed in the first couple minutes when it was super serious and then Andy changed topics to something ridiculous mid-stream with basically an "anywhoo" and it was obvious he was barely even listening to Ashton. Then realized it was Andy and I was the asshole for expecting anything else.

When I was a kid my dad was teaching me to water ski. He told me to hold on to the rope and not let go whatever I did. I never got up and was dragged behind the boat and wouldn't let go. It was scary AF. I can't imagine adding to that having your ankle being crushed by tension in the line and being worried about it being severed and bleeding out. Then having to swim to the tender and chug along by myself... Ashton is a fucking champ. He is so lucky that the camera man sprang to action instead of standing around with his dick in his hand like everyone else. I really enjoy the Ashton/Ross friendship. The guest sucked. Rhylee sucked. The new girl sucked. Josiah continues to be awesome.

I don't think that's the case with the guests. They seemed more like new money trying to come up. Adrian was dead on that they just wanted whatever was expensive and that was the problem with the chicken. Then there was the incredulous "how is this our lives?" from one of them, maybe it's just me, but that always seems to come from someone that isn't used to nice things. Not to defend Ryhlee, because I detest her, but I think part of the point for her is that she has a captains license and therefore is a captain whether she is captaining a boat or not. She seemed very proud of getting the license on IG and got heated mentioning it on WWHL last week when someone said she was formerly a captain. I think it is a lot of work to get the license. There needs to be something worse than the worst to describe her. Ross is the parent of a small child and is probably used to handling temper tantrums.

Kristen legit enjoys detecting. She wanted to do a Catfish ride along until Nev called her a crazy stalker. So she might not care about the relationships, but she's fully invested in busting the cheating.

He also chided her a few times for things she said. The one that stuck out to me was Lee telling her to be gracious when, if I recall correctly, she was shit talking over someone that was trying to be diplomatic.

To be clear, I like Kristin a lot and have no problem with her being a super detective and flying in randos to drop cheating bombs -- it's classic VPR and I love it. I just think she's not the one to be cackling about what a low move it was for James to cheat with his girlfriend asleep in the next room. In other news I got distracted looking at mauve hair on instagram and missed WWHL, just like I knew I would. Fucking yacht show. I recorded it, but now I need to wait until tomorrow to watch because I've got an early wake up. Is she really just finding out James is a jerk though? It's kind of a known fact.

I want to watch Stassi on WWHL but Bravo put that shitty yacht show in between VPR and WWHL and even though I'm super lazy they are not going to trick me into watching that horrible show. I'm sure I'm not the only one having to persevere through this terrible adversity tonight.

Also, that 80s outfit might not have been the most flattering, but Katie has been looking like she's been working on her summer body. I mean maybe all the Insta stories and pics I've seen her in have been heavily edited, but she's been looking great since at least this spring. Although some of her clothing choices are not great, like her talking head dress and whatever she's wearing next week. To be fair, in-unit laundry is a big fucking deal. Even a lot of houses in LA don't have it. Think about having a $1M+ house and your laundry being some janky shit that got rigged up on your back porch. Central AC and a dishwasher are also really big deals. I'm probably the only house on my street with central AC aside from my nextdoor neighbors, but their house is new construction and cost twice as much as everyone else's. Kristin really has no leg to stand on with the "how can he screw someone else while she's in the next room sleeping." And Hope can fuck right off acting like he's the most low down dick around. I mean he is, but she was right there screwing him, so she can't be scandalized by it. She seemed like an asshole. Like in a contest for who's the worst between James, Racquel, and Hope, I'm not sure who would win. They all seem to suck.

Be careful saying things like that 🤣🤣🤣

I assume she transferred it into another liquid account that isn't as easy to access. Then she'd have to pause and think about if she really wanted whatever she was buying while transferring the money to her shopping account to do so. It doesn't have to be anything exotic, I've never opened a checking account without being offered a linked savings account. I have a lot of accounts because I budget by segmenting my money. It's kind of like the envelope method, but with different accounts instead of envelopes of cash. I would imagine a RH trip has a lot of peer pressure around spending, with everyone trying to be flossy and the cameras documenting it all. If she felt she needed to help herself not overspend, then I think it is refreshing for a RH to take the steps to prevent it instead of waving around wads of cash Guidice style.

I think it had more to do with committing crimes in California in the last decade than being white. Honestly, I was surprised he stayed in so long. If a convienence store can refuse service to anyone, why can't an attorney? Would you like to be forced to take on clients you don't want? She can get legal representation, just not from that lawyer. She needs to find one willing to take on her case. So it looks like dumdum's $90k is gone. Who didn't see that coming? Plus the year she paid upfront on that rental. And she needs to stay in hotels, get new clothes and wigs, and buy/lease/rent another car. Good thing she's rich. I'm hoping she goes full Carmen San Diego next episode.

There was the fight she had on the street with Tiffany(?) on season 1 where she punched the camera, sending the camera man into a fairly busy street, and then slapped a street car that passed by before storming off through traffic. I think she also got physical in a fight at a lake house with Marie(?) but I do not remember details and I think maybe it wasn't filmed. If Kam's so upset by lying then she shouldn't be friends with LeeAnne.

She's a pathological liar and will say whatever suits her needs at the time. I doubt she's really owning it and the apologies are totally insincere.

A plastic surgeon just sewed it back on (I mean I'm sure it was more involved, but I was probably like 8-10 years old). Not sure if you could really see skull or if I just remember that was because I was a kid, but it was super gross.

That city folks moving to the midwest one was actually really good. Like too good for Bravo. I think they burned it off over one week and didn't put it on demand because it wasn't trashy enough for them and there was only one asshole out of the whole lot.

What's the excuse for how crazy she's acting now? She's losing her shit on Twitter and has been for weeks. When was this said? I totally missed it.

This is true. Logically I know he doesn't get seriously hurt, but it's still cringe inducing knowing that it could have been serious business. It's kind of like seeing a kid run with scissors - they probably won't get hurt, but I'm still anxious because it could happen. I think also maybe for me some of the issue might be the possibility of it being really bloody. When I was a kid my uncle and my cousin were out on my dad's jet skis and my uncle fell off and got run over by my cousin and I still remember him coming out of the water with his forehead hanging off. I can watch videos of guys getting hit in the nuts America's Funniest home Videos style and stuff like that all day long, but like skateboard accidents aren't fun for me. I can watch gory shows and movies no problem. But this is real and had the potential to be serious.

I am going to lie. I'm having a great time. Bwah hahaha. The real dicks of Below Deck are the editing monkeys. The accident has me so anxious. I put off watching the episode until today and was tense the entire time to where I couldn't watch if a rope was shown. I'm going to watch next week anyway, I don't need a cliff hanger to pull me in, and now I have to deal with the anxiety for another week and it isn't the delicious type of a good drama cliff hanger. I'm actually worried about a real person. I know he's okay in real time, but I'm still very nervous for him.

The toothpaste was the creepiest thing to me. I don't know why, because he's done a lot worse. Debra's mom is really the villain of this whole thing. She's the worst. I remember one time in junior high I was cooking at my dad's and found $60k in the freezer and was like WTF. Now he has a hidden safe somewhere. The amount in it varies depending on what's going on, like they'll grab money out if going on vacation and they don't have time to go to the bank for spending money or something like that. He really believes that he'll need it in the event of an emergency. My dickhead ex-client had gold bars hidden all over his house just in case. I don't think it's something most people do, but I don't think it is super uncommon for a certain subset of people (those that are at least a little bit crazy and have some money). The theory is that in a big enough disaster plastic will not work because phone, cellular, and internet will be down. I believe this happened in the last few years with one of the big hurricanes on the East Coast (maybe it was Sandy?)

I think I've had a pee baby that weighed more than 3lbs.