Kiss my mutt

She looks like his babysitter. He should be put catching tadpoles and building forts, not getting married. Why is it all the Duggar boys have such punchable faces. Disgusting how flippant they are about the virus.

Good lord, that kid doesn’t look like he’s even old enough for pubic hair.

Good lord, Ines couldn’t get past the fact that Bronson was a “strippah” but she suggests turning the reunión into a sex, wife swapping party? Okay, bitch. Matthew looked so happy. It’s amazing what a little sex will do for you. I think they are sweet. Jules and Cam make me smile. They both seem like really good hearted people. Mike will never give up his playboy ways and I’m still smarting at how dismissive he was of heidi. Jessika looks like Caroline Stanbury of from Ladies of London if anyone remembers that.

Right? I’ll never understand why otherwise intelligent women play fast and loose with their fertility with the if it happens, it happens mentality. Do better.

I wonder if the experts got the names wrong and meant to put Hailey with Erik and Virginia with Jacob. They are horribly mismatched even if Erik doesn’t know it yet. I’m rather surprised that Paige doesn’t have any kids with how dumb she is with guys. She’s obviously very intelligent in other areas but with guys it’s all about dat ass

Maybe with time, he’ll get where she is coming from, but it was so bizarre that within seconds of a normal conversation, he abruptly speaks to her sharply like that. He definitely needs better communication skills instead of just saying, you need to have my back, over and over. Does the “have my back” mean financially too? I wasn’t sure if he needed money for his business or just understanding and financial support through the lean times.

Vinny is so insecure and is looking to be offended. He gives me bad vibes.

And like that, they’re back in business. I’m not sure who I want to slap harder.

Pastor Cal says, “ride or die” woman I say, “sexual door mat”.

Why Paige so dumb? Sounds like she has experience with baby mamas, no wonder she didn’t seem too phased. I wish Cal would have shown some righteous pastor indignation, rather than his idiot prattle.

Hailey just sucks the energy outta the room. Erik better be all over that ass while he can, because she’s gonna bail when she gets tired of him trying to interfere with her drinking. If I were Paige, I’d give Cal a piece of my mind. Of course, Chris isn’t joining, Cal, you knew that.

I’m late to the party and a first time viewer and thought I’d give it a shot. Weird show but I’m enjoying it. I love that they get right into it without such a long preamble to the good stuff like the American version. There are definitely more characters figuratively and literally on this show. I’ve only seen the first two episodes and preview for the third since I’m catching up on demand. Cyrel is way extra, I like her sense of humor but a little goes a long way and I think Nic is both enchanted and a little scared of her. Her brother was a douche making that grand entrance then confronting Nic in that menacing manner. Nic handled it well after a shaky start. I like him. I haven’t seen enough to know how his cancer affects his sex life but I can imagine he’s got some insecurities about it. I’m assuming he’s not impotent though. Jessika with a K, of course, with lots of stuff in her face. She’s pretty, but way too overdone. I wasn’t sure what she’d think of Nic but she seems to be giving him a chance especially after that shit show of a toast the best man gave. I laughed so hard during my mortification and actually had to confer with my husband who just happened to be next to me in bed when I was watching this on my iPad to figure out what he said Nic did after he took that Viagra. Jessika’s dad saying, “Fuck”, says it all for me. I’m not a fan of overprotective brothers but in this case, I’ll allow it and he was a lot nicer than I would have been. Good looking guy but the neck and sideburn tattoos? Wah! Mel and Dino-I am not surprised she hasn’t had a man in eight years. She is barely with it and yeah, just not attractive but Dino found her beautiful so what do I know? He said sparks were going to fly later but then they got into bed and stared straight into the ceiling. I liked his entrance and he doesn’t seem that weird to me, I mean not any weirder than her at least. Saw the previews for the following week, I don’t see Matt being ready to settle down at all. He’s too in love with himself and brags about breaking hearts right and left. I think Heidi deserves better, she seems nice, a little flighty and crazy hair. She looks older than 38 but it seems like a lot of people of this version look older than their stated ages than in the US. I do like that the couples in general are in their 30’s and 40’s though. Ning and Mark-holy hell, she acted just as bad as Jamie Otis with her groom. I didn’t realize she had three kids and is 32-I’m not that far in. I thought she was well into her 40’s. I’ll have to catch up tonight. How many seasons are there of this show? I’ll have to see how to watch older seasons because based on what I’ve read here, it sounds like quite a ride!

Or pick less douchier guys! Lol

Jill will probably register for gifts for herself.

Oh yikes! Is Bruin, Bryan’s love child?

I wondered the same thing.

I think Stephanie would be miserable without Brandi and the only interesting thing about her is her friendship with her.

Yeah. It actually is. https://blog.delusionmfg.com/main-differences-between-beanies-and-toboggan-hats

Yeah, I wasn’t serious 🙄

Maybe Claire can trade Dale in for Matt!

I loved that part. They have way more personality than Matt!

Serena’s mom: Is he intellectually stimulating? Serena: How Can I say this nicely? We have “interesting” conversations. Matt is smitten, but she is pretty ambivalent. Maybe she’ll show herself out, fingers crossed.

I wonder if that means Stephanie will follow suit.

I think Tiffany’s face when Kary was going off with on her because she wanted her to talk to D’Andra was all of us. What a miserable, hateful bitch and why the hell is everyone kissing her ass? I can’t wait for it to be her turn.

Sounds like something Madison would be “perfect” for.