Kiss my mutt

Maybe producers upped the ante!

I bet PK regrets that staged burglary and Dorits subsequent PTSD. He has no one but himself to blame.

If more people quit some of these hopeless relationships maybe the experts or producers, rather, would put more thought into selection, at least on the basics because the track record they’ve had hasn’t done it. I know they want the drama but it’s not satisfying to see most couples crash and burn every season. I wish they’d give the Australian version format a try.

This is the longest break-up Emily has ever experienced! I think she just needs to end it herself.

No wonder they cheap out on the food.

I’d love to know the ratings for this episode. Also,is viewership declining over the years? MAFS needs to stop wasting our time.

Emily belongs on a different show. Not sure which one but something raunchier.

This makes my cynical mind wonder if this whole thing was just for clicks. Granted, I haven’t watched any of their videos but the whole prank things is just bonkers. Yeah, they are in no way ready to have children or even be married.

Madison’s implants look terrible. I didn’t realize how short she was until last night. I’m used to seeing her in heels, but she really nailed the impression of JT. I actually laughed out loud. The rest of the time was was either shaking my head or bored. Poor JT, He is trying to wear Taylor down. She has really surprised me (not in a good way) though so there might come a day. I wish Shep would leave her alone because she takes her everything as a sign he still wants her. Even if it’s true he’s not putting a ring on it. Her family needs to come and get her. She is so cringey and makes a fool out of herself every episode. Paige talks about wanting to get to know and be friends with this crew but she’s clearly not that interested. Maybe she’s insecure about them but just is not that into Craig. I didn’t watch Summer House or Winter House, so I don’t know how they were on those but she comes across as rather humorless.

I think Cameron brought it up at the party to get it out there without having to get into a deep discussion with Clare. He definitely keeps everyone at arm’s length. I would love to hear from his friends (if he has any), bike buddies, exes, coworkers or family. He must be estranged from them. I can’t for the life of me understand why he went on this show.

JT looks like his mom had to pay people to go to his birthday parties. He has no idea how to read a room

Peter’s mom is looking rough. That hair!

I’m a little behind but what a dumbass going back to talk to Teresa because that always goes well. I’m really curious who the other cast members wanted him to pick-if they had a favorite. Aww, Susan, bring it in for a hug, girl!

I figured something like this would come out. Nobody is that perfect, but lying about it? You know it’s going to come out and you’ll end up looking worse. It’s so disappointing! I’m hesitant to tell my husband. He really likes this show and is going to be crushed!!!! 😉

You can’t win with this guy. I can’t imagine every day with him.

Nope and outlive the parents, that house is theirs. Is Kobe able to work now?

When Denise showed up I couldn’t figure out what she was doing with her face. She was making very odd faces that looked involuntary like twitching. I wonder if a nerve was cut during her surgery. It’s was so bizarre.

That scene with the “hair dresser” was giving me anxiety watching him go all Edward Scissor hands on Emily with her eyebrow scissors. Her hair was so ratched.

Has anyone actually texted their choice?

I think Teresa would be better for him because there isn’t much risk with her but when it comes down to it, Leslie is more fuckable to him than Teresa (even though I don’t think either of them actually did). This is neither here or there but Teresa look like she has implants or is wearing an add two sizes bra to n the horse date.

I meant to add, Sutton always looks like she’s going to break a hip with her skinny legs. I was cringing when she rode the mechanical bull.

I find Erika even more repulsive (if that’s even possible) bringing God’s name into her narrative now and using “religion” as part of her redemption. The only thing that has changed about her is menopause weight loss and she’s lying about that. I have always had a soft spot for Sutton. I can relate to her awkwardness and think, though misguided at times she has a good heart and doesn’t deserve to be persona non grata. I’ve tried to give Crystal the benefit of doubt and warm up to her but I find her, Kyle and Erika to be mean girls and she doesn’t bring much to the show. I hope Garcelle doesn’t give up on Sutton.

JT needs to get off his high horse and just be glad he has a seat at the table. I doubt he’d be any different if he was actually attractive to women.

I sure hope so.

The only thing I can say about Kathy is that her department rejoiced when they heard she was retiring. She is so off putting. I thought Marina and Edith were the prettiest and composed. I wonder if Marina just didn’t like Gerry enough to put up with everything and it wasn’t just needing to take care of her family. I really like Susan. She has so much personality and spirit. I hope she stays around awhile. I like Nancy as well. She seems down to earth and kind.