Kiss my mutt

I hope Daisy isn’t the bachelorette. She is as dull as dishwasher. The only thing interesting about her is she has a cochlear implant and I’m sure TPTB want to have someone with a disability represented but it’s hardly a hindrance so it’s barely even a nod to the group. It’s the easy way out.

Maria has a “little girl lost” look to her this week after all her bravada before. She’s backed herself into a hole with Joey because she was expecting him to rush and reassure her when she said she was going to leave. As if! She comes back with basically “forget everything I said” and played a different card.

Her baby is pretty big considering he was born at 37 weeks, I think. Yeah, I can see the nurses rolling their eyes at her primping as soon as they leave the room

Looks like they will be on Happily Ever After. She needs to send him packing but the show must go on. Idiotic.

She is definitely in her element trying on the clothes for Joey!

I seriously doubt Jasmine would give anything up to get her boys here either. I hope she doesn’t have another kid with Gino. She’s way too self involved. Sorry, Gino. I’m so sick of them. I doubt she would be with him once the cameras are turned off.

Maybe the matchmakers at the Wolf Reserve need to replace the experts on MAFS. I think they’d do a much better job!

How is it that Orion and Lauren, a couple who are openly not even together are in every other scene!? He can’t even read the room with her. I love how she shuts it down but dude doesn’t get it. Michael kicked bootie at the gym ninja. Chloe needed that. I did too. Becca needs to ease up. I wouldn’t want my partner to keep on me (harass) to have sex. The more she pushes, the less he wants it. He was totally relieved when she was sick or if their talk didn’t end well so he has an excuse to blame it in her.

You gotta bust out the sob story at the one on one to secure the rose so he feels too bad to send you home but Kelsey already had that rose from the get go in this case. Lea just gets more and more unredeemable every episode. I’m sure she and Sydney’s will show up on BIP and Ashley I will show up to see her homegirl.

Yeah, I can do without Ashley and Manuel. Those two don’t even seem to like each other. He’s definitely using her.

There are a lot more brunettes than usual. Wonder if that was Joey’s request!? I hope so! edited to add: Jess is giving me Victoria Larsen vibes. I think producers will keep her on, though I think Joey regrets kissing her. At least I hope so!

Yep, one would think.

I can see him doing a post-doc and a fellowship to prolong his unemployment. He doesn’t have the chops to lead a mega church or whatever it takes.

I think so. After comparing this, Pirates Booty and Skinny pop (which I buy and like), they look about to be the same except the version on Shark Tank is more expensive. Maybe there is a difference in the kernels that are easier on the teeth?

I really hope Crystal doesn’t feel compelled to take Ozempic because of her castmates weight loss. She has a beautiful figure and doesn’t have an ounce to loose, but I’m sure living in LA on a tv is brutal when you have ED. Her husband didn’t come off as very supportive at least in that convo at the table. I hope he doesn’t think she needs to loose weight. I feel for her and as someone who was bulimic many years, I always felt like the big girl in the group, even though I’m not overweight, that would be challenging being in her situation.

I don’t understand the popcorn product. Isn’t popcorn naturally gluten free? So a butter, cheese oil etc.

Anamarie is an embarrassment to her profession and the medical community in general. How does she not know better. That lame-ass apology is laughable! I think she looks like Nala from the Lion King, though the evil version.

Maybe producers upped the ante!

I bet PK regrets that staged burglary and Dorits subsequent PTSD. He has no one but himself to blame.

If more people quit some of these hopeless relationships maybe the experts or producers, rather, would put more thought into selection, at least on the basics because the track record they’ve had hasn’t done it. I know they want the drama but it’s not satisfying to see most couples crash and burn every season. I wish they’d give the Australian version format a try.

This is the longest break-up Emily has ever experienced! I think she just needs to end it herself.

No wonder they cheap out on the food.

I’d love to know the ratings for this episode. Also,is viewership declining over the years? MAFS needs to stop wasting our time.

Emily belongs on a different show. Not sure which one but something raunchier.

This makes my cynical mind wonder if this whole thing was just for clicks. Granted, I haven’t watched any of their videos but the whole prank things is just bonkers. Yeah, they are in no way ready to have children or even be married.