Kiss my mutt

I totally agree on the pet thing but I’m here to say, Airris is so not marriage material. The first thing he says to his bride is, “You tall”, not “you’re beautiful” or something like that and his vows sound juvenile like he wrote them at the last minute. They did Jazmin wrong. Her poor preacher dad. I think she’ll have to rethink this divorce is not an option thing. I can’t believe he’s 39.

Wow! I guess when John said he wanted to take thing “to the next level”, he meant breaking up. It will be weird watching knowing they’re dunzo. Poor Shannon.

Everyone in the cast knows Scott is a dick and Lindsey would be better off without him. He is full of shit. I liked Romane and Ricy the best and hate how coldly she is being treated especially the girls, who are jealous of her. She is better off without Theo. I’m doubtful Sophianne is going to make it big with his music career. His singing made me cringe. I guess Ricy and Katherine have consummated their relationship. He is a patient man. I liked this season much better than the American one. They seemed to take things more seriously overall.

Thank you! I like yours too. #dogmom ☺️😊 ps: Rinna sucks!

I actually wouldn’t mind seeing her on Below Deck. See what Captain Lee or Sandy would do with her. She can’t be much worse than some of the stews. Don’t know if she could pass a drug test though.

There is no way she has good credit after that! The student loans and medical debt are probably a small fraction of her spending. I’m curious as to how much money she makes.

I really wish they’d cut out the dress/tux shopping and get to the weddings.

So no runaway groom? That’s what I was waiting for.

I guess Kathryn Dennis is finally “on her own!” I rooted for her for years. Too bad she’s never managed to get her shit together. I feel sorry for her children.

Finally a reason to watch again! New couples-I gave up with Angela and Ed were in everything. Looking forward to a new set of losers.

Don’t let the door hit you on your way out…or do, please!

Kirsten said she made sure the experts knew she wanted a guy with big peen and I’m wondering do the experts go off the honor system or do they measure. Those church ladies are some of the rauchiest on these shows. Dom reminds me of Virginia. The reality of marriage is going to be too much for her. I fear for Chris getting Nicole, the FBI girl. She will be too “full on” for him and her larger than life persona is going to make him shut down. Plus she was so gross at the stripper party.

K’s husband ended up talking more than she did. I hope they don’t end up like Jamie and Doug!

Clint can just eff off with his “most interesting man in the world” schtick. Douche sure likes to hear himself talk. I really wish they’d dispense with the stripper parties. It’s gross and makes me like the participants less with their antics.

And they’re all wearing different shades of snot. Cheers!

I noticed that too awhile back and asked her on Instagram but she never answered me, lol. Go figure.

I’m about to nope out about thirty minutes in and I loved the first one. Even the cameos are kind of ho hum.

We always called Augusta the “armpit” of Georgia.

Sounds about right for TLC!

Those socks look like they cut could out circulation!

Yeah, I’m not too incredibly excited about him, but it won’t keep me from watching as usual.

I don’t have a problem with that. They’re not meant to be heirlooms.

This show is a scraping the bottom of the barrel is so many ways. I was hoping to see more of what it takes to run her businesses but mainly it’s Leva playing at #girlboss strutting through the place in high heels and her new face. She is so dull and boring and the others are just working at seeing how ratchet they can be. I’d rather see Craig selling pillows. Sorta.

The only thing I could really see the decorations for would be sending a box to your kids at college to decorate their dorm rooms.

Watching Captain Lee hobbling in pain without his usual vigor is like watching Aslan having his mane shorn. I hope he starts to improve soon. That must totally suck.